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Putin has decided that Russia is going to be a 'safe haven' for people who want to trade liberal Western ways for Russian 'moral values'

  • Putin has signed a decree that Russia will welcome foreigners who want to escape Western liberal ideals.
  • Applicants may include those from countries unaligned with "Russian spiritual and moral values."
  • The application process has been simplified, and visas will be issued as soon as next month.
Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

Ooh yeah send all of em over to Russia to align with their spiritual and moral values. Especially the ones who “I would’ve been locked out of the Marines during boot because I’d have punched the drill sergeant” types and see what happens when they get conscripted.

artemisRiverborne ,

Sounds like Russia is running low on cannon fodder

Schmuppes ,

Godspeed, fellow western patriots emigrating to Russia!

dwalin ,

Its almost as if they are having a demographic crysis

NatakuNox ,
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I’ll buy them plane tickets if they need help getting the hell out of my country

BenLeMan ,

I wouldn’t mind my tax money paying for their one-way tickets. Especially if they leave their passport at the gate.

Netrunner ,
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Shhh

Don’t tell anyone lol. Let them go and pikachu face.

badbytes ,

Ask the Freestra family, who left Canada to escape its wokism, how’s the move working out? nemoskva.net/…/eto-bylo-ochen-glupo-seme-kanadcze…

Zacryon ,

“It was very stupid”, haha love how that starts.

hakunawazo ,

Wow, it’s like a purification plant, but for people.

Letme ,

Please please please let this be true and all the MAGA’ts move on Russia

UncleGrandPa ,

They made the same offer to men from Nepal…many relocated to Russia

So far 10 are dead and hundreds missing

Kecessa ,

So hundreds are dead

FlyingSquid ,
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You never know, some may have safely defected to Ukraine.

troyunrau ,
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This would be the most circuitous immigration route they could take to get to Europe… go to russia, head to front lines (and survive), surrender, become a POW, claim refugee status (and avoid being deported), land in a western country and start from scratch.

FlyingSquid ,
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I was thinking just because they realized if they didn’t defect, they’d be killed, not to get to Europe.

Prethoryn ,
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Conservatives: “Those damn liberal communists.”

Russia: “Hey American Communists that value our ways but aren’t actually communists because we aren’t communists. Bring your pro communist values to our pro communist values in our non communist country.”

Conservatives: “yeah, we will let the communists of America lead America in to communism. While we go to an actual communist country.”

I genuinely don’t know how some of the people on the right have functioning fucking brains.

mosiacmango ,

Russia isn’t communist any more. It’s a Kleptocracy.

mindlight ,

The people of Bucha got a taste of the “Russian spiritual and moral values” and we will not forget!

N0body ,

On arrival, you will be provided with a military uniform with minimal bloodstains, a rifle from WW2 that may or may not work, and free transportation to the beautiful Russian countryside of Kursk.

chalupapocalypse ,

Please give them free plane tickets, then when they get off the plane just do the beginning of Enemy at the Gates

nulluser ,

Please give them free plane tickets

Great idea.

Announcement: I pledge to buy a one way plane ticket from any US airport to Moscow for the first two US citizens that can prove to me that they A) have a social media history demonstrating rejection of Western liberal ideals, and B) have had their Russian immigration visa accepted.

If they return to the US at any point in my lifetime, the offer is rescinded and they must refund me the cost of the ticket.

andrewta ,

You missed item number three

They must turn over their passport

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