The saying is "eat the rich" because "kill the rich" would get you banned from social media, yet eat implies cannibalism and is thus more offensive.
If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it
I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears.
AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...
The youngest generations are probably like the people of Easter Island when they were cutting down the last tree.
They know that it should be the opposite to save their island but the king and his court won’t listen to them. The king’s whole lineage cut down as much as they wanted, so he’s having a tantrum that it’s not working out the same for him. He’s doing it anyway. Entitlement can do that to a fellow.
Dogs love belly scritches because they can't scritch their own bellies
Soon, Deep fakes might be used in Biopics, so the main actor might look exactly like the person the film is based of.
During the beginning act of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Link ends up losing an arm to what is basically a gangrene caused by Ganondorf's "gloom". Which is to say, a "Ganon-grene".
I really hope the developers weren’t thinking about this pun while developing the plot…
The better machine learning gets, the more people who think everyone else is an NPC are going to be correct (at least on the internet)
I’m sure we’ll see more and more advanced bot accounts and customer service and the like (assuming it doesn’t learn from other ML-made content until it becomes incomprehensible)
Part of why internet search sucks is that many gave up trying in the face of Google.
Pseudo-monopolies are great at extinguishing imagination like that, and tbh Google search (as I understand its basic setup) was only as good as it was thanks to timing and few really good competitors.
AIs version of beautiful people will be based on plastic surgery versions of people who were once based on those born with good looks
Algebra in school is like a compiler with shitty type inference: you rarely have to write type annotations and you can easily end up with impossible states.
A retirement home is like a high school, but dying is the only way to graduate
Imagine if a bowl of spaghetti was just one noodle
It will feel like home once I hear about the undertaker throwing mankind off hell in a cell
There are less than 1000 people who can claim to be on Earth for the second or more time. Everyone else is still on their first visit.
Cows seem sorta like oversized goats that are too heavy to climb anymore.
Linux users are the vegans of the computer world
“As a Linux user…”...
Black holes are basically the toilets of the universe.
Change my mind.
Where the hell does wind begin??
I could swear I knew the answer in grade 5 and no longer remember but like at what point is it one step to the right and no wind and suddenly wind a step further. Like rain starts from the clouds (and I assume thunder too) but what about wind.
We don't know what our boogers smell like - it's the default smell for us.
Title, basically. Enjoy trying to sniff your own snot!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
Now that AI generated text is mostly indistinguishable from human text, AI may start influencing the evolution of our language.
Given that language is an important lens through which we see the world, AI could subtly alter our perceptions and beliefs over the coming years, decades, and centuries.
Why do we use base 60 for time and base 10 for everything else. Why has no one decided to integrate it.
Thought of this in the shower this morning, if anyone has an answer I'd be very interested!