diarrhea is so exhausting.
Conservative Pundits, money didn't make them happy so they convince people who do need money that it wouldn't make them happy either
Most conservative pundits out there seem to all talk about how they wanted to do something specific with their life but it didn’t work out....
What if instead of the Summer and Winter Olympics it was the wet and dry Olympics?
Disney is evil because after they MK Ultra-ed the hell out of her, they haven't put Britney in a Descendants movie, and she's perfect for that!
STOP LEAVING BRITANY ALONE!...
We really accepted toilet paper as the definitive way to wipe our asses isn't?
Why aren’t baby wipers our default?
Texting has probably enabled more affairs recently
Due to its asynchronous and discreet nature, people don’t have to be in physical proximity or expect immediate responses.
There should be a semicolon punctuation for exclamation and question marks.
A difficult part of writing for me is when a single sentence–especially dialogue–contains two tones. It sounds best as a single sentence, but ending with a period, or alternative punctuation, looks wrong. As well as this, using two sentences also looks wrong....
It's really weird that early dinners are called "early bird specials"
Makes it sound like they’re serving discounted worms.
I wonder how many US babies have been named Donald in the last few years and may live to regret it.
A message on navigating life's uncertainty
To the reader,...
If you watch Point Break backwards it's a movie about Tennis
Glass buildings are brutalism but for capitalism
With the prison sentences for activists who threw soup on "sunflowers", our society has affirmed that an illustration of nature is something we value.
The argumentative nerd went to therapy to become more well-actualized.
Why does 11:19AM have to look so much like 5 till 4PM?
If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials.
Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you’re JC Penny 203? I’m at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in....
Upvotes on memes function like modern day laugh tracks
Truck wraps are like Lisa Frank, but for truck personality bros
Saw a “deer hearse” sticker the other day. So nice these guys have an outlet to express themselves. Like Lisa Frank stickers.
People used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. But it turns out it's our ability to select each image containing a crosswalk.
Airports would be a great place for advertisements trying to raise awareness of anti-homeless architecture
I feel like airports might not like it considering it would be the one of the first things tourists see but I feel like it be effective against snowbird boomers with extended layovers who are upset the airport lounge chairs aren’t positioned next to electrical outlets.
What if Dinosaur is the most common form of life, and they sent their DNA here in a galaxy wide seeding operation?
A Black woman has never lost the general election for POTUS in US history but 45 white men have lost
Boredom
Thought that if we are so easily bored in our modern society, much more than were our grandparents for example, it’s because of technology that simplify all our daily activities. When it was necessary to do the laundry in a basin, it took a lot more time than just pushing on a button to launch the washing machine, then there...