Does Big Ben imply the existence of a Little Ben?
BONG BONG BONG...
If you have a bank account or a car, you can never use all your money or all your fuel. If you spend all your money or use all your fuel, you will be fucked.
Uranium pellets are supernova batteries
Are the people who read terms and conditions the same people who pre-heat their ovens? 🤔
With two Boeing whistleblowers dead in one month, either Boeing is actively killing them, or there are enough whistleblowers that this rate of death is not statistically significant
…and I don’t know which possibility is the least worrying
If everyone had access to healthcare the net benefit of treating the mental illness and other disabilities holding them back would easily cover the cost of the healthcare itself.
AMAs are just self produced This Is Your Life for geeks
It’s an unpolished shower thought.
Once you reach a certain age, all hairs are pubes because you grew them post-puberty
Since 2016 the general publics knowledge about narcissism and manipulation has increased significantly.
No one has predicted the end of the world in a while.
Take That, Conspiracy Nuts!
The Earth is round to keep you from walking out of the simulator. If it was flat, there’d be a door or something.
Your body is completely dark except for the 1 molecule outside layer that light hits.
Everyone who reads this was at some point(s) in their life seconds away from death, without realising it.
My imaginary friend is better than an AI companion
Remember when the body washes contained literal micro plastics and were advertised as such?
If we took material like rock from space and got it back to Earth enough times, would Earth grow as a planet?
As the title says. I’m actually thinking about this hard with my friends because everything that’s produced on Earth stays on Earth so it doesn’t change size, but what if it’s not from Earth but it stays on Earth? https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4b10eeca-d3fc-4aca-beff-8d9cb61b303a.png
We keep measuring everything's value with something that continuously loses value over time
It’s becoming really annoying.
Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green?
Birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians, insects? Sure. But no mammals....
Kids love playing HIde and Seek because it plays into our hunter and prey instincts.
Instincts being we were both hunters and had to hide from predators. Hide and seek feeds both....
The more air conditioners in an area the hotter becomes around it. In turn increasing the demand for AC. Infinite money glitch.
A universal basic income to the ultra wealthy would be perceived by them as being given a couple pennies every month
The way someone with $100,000,000 would perceive $1000 is how someone with $100,000 would perceive $1.
People are out there right now trying to correct every grammar mistake on the internet.
What ever crazy randomness and chaos led to me being alive and having a cat kinda makes it all worth it.
Autotune is just a "beauty mode" camera for your voice.
Hitler was a hero
Too bad he couldn’t kill all the jews tho