Remember when it was a big deal if you chose .zip, .rar, or 7z, etc? Now we all have so much bandwidth it doesn't matter.
Getting closer to marriage and approaching your full earthly potential are the same thing (assuming they're done perfectly)
Edit: “getting closer to marriage” is about the whole journey starting from being completely single...
Rat medicine is much more advance than humans.
Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions
Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions
The only way to do stuff that has to be perfect, is to arrange things so that *you* don't have to be perfect.
The difference between sport bikes and cruisers
I’m in my 40s and just got my first sport bike, been riding dirt bikes before I was 10 and street bikes by 14. I’ve always liked cruisers and choppers, never had a crotch rocket style....
What if aliens haven't visited us yet because they keep misspelling "Earth" in the navigator?
Maybe they keep typing “Erth” and this brings them to the goddamn Triangulum Galaxy or some sht
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is like when someone gets diarrhea of the mouth when they're stressed, but of the anus
It’s basically the same thing, but out of the other end of the GI tract 👌💦💩
If 'dawg' didn't already have a very different meaning, it would sound like some sort of mythical draconid.
Content never really dies, it's just recycled to lower and lower tiers.
Content never really dies, it’s just recycled to lower and lower tiers.
Idea: government funded parties with attendees selected by sortition: "Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Party" "Lincoln County Party"
Every week or every month each level of government throws a party funded with taxpayer dollars, and attendees are selected at random from the residents and given advance notice of the party schedule.
Hoarders must have really good room acoustics.
"One of a kind" means unique, but "two of a kind" implies quite common
If alien set hellfire on all of Israel territories
Imagine the survivors crying about which country to turn to …and the whole world kept slience and watch....
If Texas Ever Tries for Independence again, the US should Send Mexico the "Come and Take it!" cannon just to rub their idiocy in their faces.
What if the great filter of humanity is to overcome it's own nature that made it the dominant species of the planet and what if that is the universal great filter that makes the cosmos silent
Silence is Violence, but so is speaking from ignorance, so maybe keep your dumb mouth shut if you don't know what you're talking about.
Using a notification badge to make me look at an ad should be a felony
You kinda have to believe in real magic to study science in-depth
I think this is the biggest problem I see in people trying to understand deeper fields of study, a concept is just too large or out of our perceived reality to even make sense without years of knowledge. I think people fall into the “woo woo” just because it’s easier to not really know versus becoming a doctorate in a...
There used to be a point were I was mostly too young to get the joke. Now I'm mostly too old to get the joke...
There needs to be a way to only get one push notification for every new message in a group chat
I dont know about others, but sometimes I am not able to check my phone, or be fully present in a conversation that I’m part of. Maybe I’m concentrating on work, or driving, and not able to look. It gets distracting when my phone is constantly buzzing and chiming for 5 minutes straight. Muting the chat can help, but if you...
Can't be the only one right?
So I created this blog from scratch, and after posting my first article I noticed something....
Contest could well be short of 'concurrent testing'
I’m a fool if it actually means that.