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Zucca , in Average CSS

I’m offended by the inconsistent placement of curly braces.

Blisterexe ,

Oh man that makes it worse

Steve , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

Ok boomer

Reddfugee42 , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

The real answer?

“We once gave you commoners this power and you used it to fuck your computer up and then blamed us for it, so we learned you can’t be trusted with this power. We hid it behind a kind of skill test, and you’re failing that test.”

Ptsf ,

😂👌 this

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Good luck with opening the subdirectories of C:WindowsApps. I ran Explorer as admin, gave myself R/W permissions, even recursively changed ownership of everything, followed all the online guides… Still denied access.

filcuk ,

Those’re probably containerised.

allywilson ,

Sandboxed rather than containerised I think.

urshanabi ,
@urshanabi@lemmygrad.ml avatar

what was the difference for those of us who dont know, like andrew over here 😂

allywilson ,

Sandboxed typically restricts a program from being able to read/write to various areas (think an app isn’t allowed to use the network, or access USB devices, or it’s only allowed access to a certain directory in the filesystem).

Containerised is a way of virtualising an app/apps so that they can be easily distributed to run once or thousands. They can and are also sandboxed to different degrees.

anon5621 ,

U can use proccess hacker to lauch for example total commander with SYSTEM privileges it’s highest possible privilege in windows.

laughterlaughter , (edited )

it’s highest

its* hightest highest

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Highest*

laughterlaughter ,

Whoops! Thanks. Corrected.

applebusch ,

If you make a bootable linux usb drive you can do whatever you want with all windows stupid files without even having to install linux.

picard ,
@picard@nrw.social avatar
Adalast ,

I prefer the answer of giving the giy the reins and letting him get it so riddled with viruses then when he calls for support replying “sorry, your property your problem. You have absolute dominion over it and thus we give no warranty as we have no responsibility.”

bleistift2 ,

Microsoft gives no warranty and assumes no responsibility as it is.

ByteOnBikes ,

Why can’t I delete System32? It’s taking up space.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Where are the other 31 computers??

ChapulinColorado ,

Reminds me of the “chmod 777” crowd at work. Goddamn it.

Presi300 , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10
@Presi300@lemmy.world avatar

Average person over 40

/s

the_doktor , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

sudo apt install linux

problem fucking solved

Jimmyeatsausage ,

“sudo is not recognized an an internal or external command”

calebegg ,

I literally saw that kind of message very recently on a nixos based machine and I literally had to stand up and do a lap. What in God’s green earth do you mean there’s no ‘sudo’??

asyncrosaurus ,

apt remove sudo

sudo is not installed on several distributions by default, so hardly surprising it’s not there or that you can remove it.

psud , (edited )

It’s not surprising you can remove it, but it seems contrary to teaching good habits to not install it by default as a basic utility. You don’t want to train people to log in as root

Actually I think the only way I can log in as root is sudo -i

Pretty sure root has /bin/false as its shell and it’s configured as no login my machines

bleistift2 ,

Linux: Keeps the same quirks in shells alive for half a century BeCaUsE bAcKwArDs CoMpAtIbIlItY.

Also Linux:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e6a42b35-2f4e-4ed6-9305-ac9e067a3718.webp

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean there are other superuser commands, BSD doesn’t use sudo for example, it uses “doas”

uid0gid0 ,

run0 for you my guy

booly ,

If you follow the Arch installation guide it’ll get you to a working system, but you’ll need to install sudo yourself. It’s not strictly required so it’s not installed with the essential packages (or even the packages recommended for most users in the guide).

psud ,

Surely any user planning on using arch would want sudo. I mean if Ubuntu desktop didn’t come with sudo I’d understand but arch? Linux From Scratch was a thing when I was still playing with Linux (rather than just using it) and that also was very much an if you want it, install it, but that suggested sudo as the likely alternative was the user would log in as root

itsraining ,

Package “linux” is already the newest version.

ben_dover , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

you’re an idiot Andrew

targetx , in Average CSS
@targetx@programming.dev avatar

I feel this is missing a couple of !important statements :)

adksilence , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

Yeah, that guy’s issue isnt a matter of “Microsoft has control over my PC!!!”; more like “I’ve been using a computer for years and never actually looked at how things work under the surface”.

Simple permissions error, happens in Linux all the time as well.

ByteOnBikes ,

Right?

This reeks of inexperience.

We lock things down because a malicious program can easily be “owned” by the user through stupid choices. And now you got viruses.

This is a way to stupid proof things. And the workaround isnt difficult, but it’s to stop people like Andrew. And so far, success.

laughterlaughter ,

Why are you assuming so much about Andrew?

What are these workarounds? And why are they workarounds and not standard procedures?

stephen01king ,

The workaround is to log in as an administrator and give his user account the permission to modify the files. Why is it not standard procedure? Because giving normal users the permission to edit everything by default instead of just files that they own is how people used to be able to delete system32 and brick their windows install.

laughterlaughter ,

I understand all that. After all, Andrew is asking for the power to become an admin.

But given your reply, it seems like Andrew is asking for that power from the get-go which, of course, is a no go.

yuri , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

In defense of Andrew, until windows 10 never had I ever installed a program that made it’s own files untouchable unless you did some real fuckery with permissions.

As soon as they introduced that little warning screen in program files it was clear shit was going downhill for power users.

DudeDudenson ,

I discovered basic versions of windows are even more restrictive when I was unable to install my favorite lightweight pdf reader in a friend’s laptop because Windows home just said that for my safety I wasn’t allowed. With no option to bypass this limitation being hinted at.

Ended up installing it anyways but had to run the installer from an admin terminal (luckily it was windows 7 so it was a local account with admin rights instead of a bullshit Microsoft one)

urshanabi ,
@urshanabi@lemmygrad.ml avatar

basic windows… does that entail windows N by any chance?

laughterlaughter ,

This has to be some sort of policy being enabled. I have seen that window, but there are ways to bypass it - though in hindsight, they are not as evident. For example, right-click then choose “Open.”

gwen ,

drop the pdf reader. libreoffice makes the pdfs look horrific and apache doesnt work

laughterlaughter ,

that made it’s own files untouchable

that made its* own files untouchable

yuri ,

I make that same mistake enough that at this point I figure I’m just contributing to the paradigm shift of modern english grammar.

Making the oxford comma mandatory is my next big target.

AVincentInSpace , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

bro has never heard of a computer owned by more than one person

blanketswithsmallpox , (edited ) in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

People talking shit about Andrew but I’ve had seriously weird issues with Windows throwing out odd permissions errors on seemingly basic shit on files that are 0kb after restarting and doing all sorts of basic troubleshooting including CMD Prompt and Powershell guides only for none of them to work.

It reeked of virus but never was. Just weird stupid shit that wasn’t easily explained, should’ve worked but didn’t, or various other things that the allmighty Lemmings here think is just beyond a google apparently.

FWIW I’m pretty sure it was straight up related to corrupted files in weird shared folder spots.

You have to pretend they don’t exist and never think about them again after hiding them then hopefully never remember or just reinstall because it’s been a couple years and probably good to do anyway.

Yearly1845 , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

My man just reinvented free software.

miridius ,

Eh? On Linux you also aren’t supposed to log in as root, and you also have to individually set file permissions.

This issue is unrelated to windows, it’s a safety feature that all modern desktop OSes have

Lemzlez ,

It’s quite common to login as admin on windows though (in home setups), you’ll still have to authenticate for administrative tasks (the UAC popups).

The issue here is mostly that the user has probably upgraded and windows changed their account, resulting in the files being owned by their old account.

In linux, that’s fixable with ‘sudo chmod -R’

In Windows, there’s no built-in way, you need the take ownership script.

billgamesh ,

i mean, chown is just a binary. takeown is probably pretty similar, right?

Lemzlez ,

Pretty much, yeah

I assume the equivalent would just be ‘takeown /r <folder>’

As far as I can tell it always uses the currently logged in user as target though

JoeDyrt57 ,

I am the installer and only user of my pc, but Windows neeeds other users. Note: Phil is USERS not ADMIN! Not even Authenticated Users.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/df6d3e77-4797-4e88-8a99-6a140421e7df.jpeg

laughterlaughter ,

Yes, but on Linux, if I am root, I am God. I do whatever the fuck I want with my machine, for good, evil or stupidity. That’s the poster’s point. It seems like Windows doesn’t allow you to do this, or at least not easily. So I guess people who want to have absolute control over their computer shouldn’t be using Windows, I guess.

miridius ,

I think windows is a pretty good middle ground. Yes it’s annoying that you might need to install a 3rd party tool to give you a right click menu option to take ownership of any file/folder, but at least you can do that and it’s easy. And for normies that don’t have Linux-fu they’ll get into a lot less trouble than if you give them Linux.

MacOS on the other hand, if there’s something Apple decided users are too dumb to be allowed to do (which it turns out, is a lot of stuff), then you just can’t do it, period.

OozingPositron , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10
@OozingPositron@feddit.cl avatar

Me trying to modify games from the Xbox store.

lauha ,

Open the files in any non-windows system and do what ever the hell you want.

wuphysics87 , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

His problem is he went to answers.microsoft.com That place is a cesspool of fuck you, but here’s a copy paste of something from 2006 so I can get some karma

Clbull ,

He could alternatively go to…

Stackoverflow or Superuser, where the answer will be “use the search bar you imbecile, locked.”

Quora, where every question is blatant rage bait like “my 14 year old son got a B in his test. I took away his PS5 and chained him in the basement as punishment but his grades aren’t improving. How can I make him better at math?”

Yahoo Answers which is dead, and was basically Quora before Quora was a thing.

Or Reddit, where you can’t even post on 95% of subs without hitting a minimum karma threshold and where some basement dwelling mod will likely ban you for breaking hidden rule , then modmail mute you for 28 days without reply if you try to appeal.

I think any Q&A site is absolute dog water now.

luciferofastora ,

They could come to lemmy!

…where people will definitely give helpful answers and not just dunk on them for not using Linux before diving into an extended argument about distros, sudo and run0

Amelia_ ,
@Amelia_@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You’re completely right, but there’s a good reason why this happens. Why are people so insistent on trying to find fixes and workarounds for a broken system?

It’s absolutely the same mindset as boomers complaining about technology these days because they don’t want to learn how to download a mobile app. These people grew up with Windows and are too stubborn or insecure to learn something new, even if it’s consistently better in multiple different ways. Yes, there are a few exceptions to that argument, but for the most part the arguments against switching to Linux are flimsy excuses, or outdated, or both.

Clbull , (edited )

It’s absolutely the same mindset as boomers complaining about technology these days because they don’t want to learn how to download a mobile app.

I’m really not too sure about that.

Used to work in customer service for a major right wing (Daily Mail) newspaper, and that included tech support for their rewards club website, their newspaper reading Android/iOS/Kindle Fire app, and their bookshop website.

Pensioners struggle with technology and I really don’t think it’s just stubbornness and ignorance. I genuinely think that your ability to learn and remember things diminishes greatly as you grow older.

It was one of the worst jobs I worked in, not just because trying to explain how to do basic things like open a web browser, type in a URL or force stop and clear the cache on an Android app to a 90+ year old is like pulling teeth, but because we were paid like crap, treated like children by management, treated like shit by a lot of customers, and because we used to get a lot of editorial calls from people thinking we could put them through to a journalist so they could spout their often bigoted views. So glad I work in accountancy now. The worst customer support jobs are the ones where callers frequently go full Karen on you.

Churbleyimyam ,

My condolences on having had to work for the Mail!

My mum really wants to use her smartphone but we’ve been struggling to teach her.

Do you have any tips?

Clbull ,

Can’t say much about iPhones because the last time I used iOS was about a decade ago, but I’m not a fan of Apple for how often they ask you to sign in to your Apple ID just to do anything on the App Store.

As for Android, learning how to open an app’s settings menu to force stop it and clear its cache is a godsend. It solves about 99% of technical issues I may face.

GelatinGeorge ,

Good grief, that might be the worst customer service job I’ve ever heard of. I’ve worked Sainsbury’s ‘head office’ - which was just the outsourced customer service centre for people who phone store chains to complain about cucumbers - and that was bad enough, but at least I got some good stories out of it (“My watermelon has exploded and I’m afraid of the second one. Can a man come round and take it away?” First ever call).

You were getting Mail readers who are already a self-selecting group of thick cunts and you were getting the worst of them. Jesus Christ, that must have been rough. So, so happy for you that you’re out of that, I can’t imagine what that would do to someone’s mental health!

Clbull , (edited )

For the record, this was for a customer service outsourcer I used to work for. I wasn’t directly employed by Associated Newspapers and I’d say a good deal of the internal managerial and pay issues I had were down to my employer, not the client. Only thing I miss about that place were my colleagues. I had made some life-long friends in that place and there were a lot of great people who came and went.

As for management, one or two team leaders aside, they were a clique of nepotistic assholes.

I was fired from that job nearly three years into my employment (long after we lost the AN contract and I moved to a different campaign) for ‘capability’ reasons, after they dragged me through a month-long PIP and disciplinary process for failing to hit targets. Our whole email team was failing to hit performance targets and I was effectively scapegoated and bullied out of the company by a team leader who didn’t like me. In retrospect it was the best thing to ever happen to me, because had I not been sacked, I’d probably still be there on min wage and not working in commercial finance today.

luciferofastora ,

Retraining people to use new tools on a corporate scale is an immense endeavour, probably a huge cost given the dip in productivity, and that’s assuming there is an equivalent Linux tool in the first place.

For some people, learning new stuff isn’t as easy, and they just don’t have the investment to do so when all they want is to go about their day. The expectation that people shouldn’t be so reluctant to learn something new ignores the inflexibility that long-established habits bring in some demographics.

Conversely, while that demographic is locked into using Windows by virtue of the cost-benefit function to learning something new just too… not be using Windows anymore? is just unfavourable, others will have to cater to them.

Technology is advancing way faster these days, and it’s unfair to demand that everyone keep up with it. Hence, while recommending Linux is a good thing, being an elitist about it (as the people my previous commend alluded to tend to be) is unproductive.

Amelia_ ,
@Amelia_@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Corporate adoption is Linux is absolutely a completely different discussion. Users of corporate devices are not the owners of their device, they have no expectation of control or freedom, and the tasks completed on these devices are typically simple and restricted. So yes, very little of my initial comment applies to that.

As for your other arguments, I would agree that the general everyday public with very little knowledge of Linux or the differences from Windows should have little expectation of switching over unless they decide to investigate for themselves. The main target my complaints are those people who come in to threads like these who do have the technical understanding to complain about Windows and understand that Linux is different, but constantly whine that they could never switch because this reason or that reason and oh won’t those Linux nerds please just accept that Windows is better even though we’re talking in the eighteenth thread full of people who hate it.

psud ,

I think we’ll see more office drones happy with Libre Office (perhaps even on Linux) to avoid the monthly fee for MS 365, not in the office, because few care about what the boss provides (except for the crap screens) but at home

yokonzo ,

This is absolutely the attitude he was just talking about, you can’t agree, then add a “but”

Linux is not the fix for all that ails you, and it’s especially not the fix for non tech-savvy people, which as a reminder, is most people. Lemmy is not a good baseline for this because we’re all savvy enough to get onto the fediverse in the first place, which in itself is very confusing if you’re non tech savvy or coming from a place like reddit, where things are so fundamentally different.( Which i know for a fact most of you have experienced at some point)

psud ,

Linux is especially good for normal boring people. It’s only bad for tech-adventurist idiots. It does email, web, documents just like windows. There’s no learning curve (though it isn’t great for users unwilling to log in, as their keyring won’t be unlocked by auto (or biometric) log-in, so they need to add their login password before they can get email or have their browser log into Reddit for them

yokonzo ,

Bet, go ahead and grab your parents or the nearest old fart you know who isn’t tech savvy and try to get them to install linux, libre Office, and thunderbird and attempt to use it.

$100 says they won’t make it through using rufus without help

psud ,

I wouldn’t do that. I installed the software for them and set up their email and showed them how to do things. Linux was harder to set up back when I did that. Printers were a headache especially

But once set up a Linux box is no harder to use than a windows or apple one

yokonzo ,

Of course, none of us would actually do that, but what I’m trying to say is that’s the threshold. For linux to become mainstream like plenty of users on here seem to vehemently believe, it HAS to start taking cues from windows, that means easier install methods, dumbed down and less terminal based procedures, and more support from mainstream and less open source software manufacturers. Otherwise the average person is going to look at linux and say “that looks hard.” full stop.

And I would reckon a lot of those changes would not go over well with current Linux userbase

madcaesar , in Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10

Man, I kind of feel for the poster.

A while back I was tinkering with some website and installed some npm packages.

Then I tried to delete the nodes modules folder… NOTHING worked… Safe mode, permissions change, command line deletion,… I spend like an hour googling and raging, it’s my fucking computer I put the fucking file there, let me delete it!!!

I was ready to give up and finally stumbled on the answer on stack overflow. The npm folder that was created (I forget exactly what it was) had the ~ symbol in path name and that basically made the folder invincible.

Luckily the poster also posted the command line to nuke the fucker and I was finally able to delete it.

So yea, I kinda get it. Seeing that stupid you don’t have permission to delete this file pop-up is rage inducing.

psud ,

Always know your escape characters! Usually \ works

(I wonder how many clients show that as double backslash)

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