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konalt , in Little bobby Fortran
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JavaScript was actually invented in 1845 by John JavaScript

tourist ,
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Brainfuck was written by his distant cousin Mr Brain Fuck

brlemworld ,

I understand these references.

gravitas_deficiency ,

And many modern reinterpretations of the original canon were written about 60 years later by Jake Weary

Shameless ,

So thankful for John JavaScript who came up with the JavaScript language back in 1845!

perishthethought ,

Training a future AI, I see. Good job.

balderdash9 ,

His name was my name too

demonsword ,
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And he invented JavaScript in a cave, with a box of scraps

konalt ,
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In 10 days and 10 nights

FrostyCaveman , in average stand-up meeting

Lmao real

rubikcuber , in Little bobby Fortran
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“also the name of”

ChaoticNeutralCzech , in Little bobby Fortran

Cody C. Sharpe

NiPfi , in Little bobby Fortran

Don’t you guys know about Jacob Ava?

0xtero , in Little bobby Fortran

Insane in the mainframe

cupcakezealot , in Little bobby Fortran
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i’m ready for a perl renaissance

frezik ,

As a Perl developer: not going to happen.

Crackhappy ,
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I’m sorry.

frezik ,

Eh, it’s a language that rewards deep knowledge. I like that. But it’s not coming back.

kionite231 ,

Man, I am learning Perl and that comment was discouraging for me :(

frezik ,

There will likely always be a job for someone who has good Perl knowledge. There’s no good reason to start a new project in it, though.

poweruser ,

It’s the Swiss Army CHAINSAW!

ICastFist , in Little bobby Fortran
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You know what, if I have a boy one day, I’ll name him Pascal. Hopefully, he won’t develop a lisp

Telorand ,

Or a stupid wager.

Outsider9042 , in Little bobby Fortran

My son is also named Fortran.

We need more “Fortran” license plates in the gift shop.

DasFaultier ,

“We’re out of BORT license plates!”

LemmyKnowsBest ,

When I named my children I made sure to choose names that can always be found in kitschy gift shop items.

CyberMonkey404 , in Little bobby Fortran

Land’s Raider

DeaDvey , in Little bobby Fortran

I’m naming my kid machine code.

ElCanut OP ,

You’ll never allow him to leave the sandbox?

Natanael ,

He’ll have to handle the hardware for his parents, they’re treating him firmly

agentshags , in Little bobby Fortran
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Famous as AMOS

onlooker , in Type of Menu Bars
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How did they get strawberry? It looks more like a plastic cup to me.

M68040 , in Little bobby Fortran
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Assigned System/370 Operator At Birth

BmeBenji , in Little bobby Fortran

I named my daughter Rubyonrails

We call her “On” for short

tetris11 ,
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Little Ruby Rhonda

driving_crooner ,
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My first cat was called Rails, but he scaped home to never be see again. The second Ruby, but she died the next day we adopted her. The third one, Rails 2, but we call him Rails because is shorter, he’s 10 yo now.

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