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firefly ,
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Difference Between Nerd and Geek

Has anyone written a scientific treatise on the differences between nerd and geek?

On the one hand, I could instigate endless debate about the finer points of nerds.

On the other hand I could construct nerds with a 3-D meat printer.

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tjsauce ,

Sluts, bloods, dweebies, dickheads… They love him! They think he’s a righteous dude.

Brickwald ,

To me, geek is associated with pop culture while nerd is more broad.

anders ,

Stupid people always say no

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brlemworld ,

!important

lightnegative ,

Is that a factorial yes?

NaN

firefly ,
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Whatever is Clever Public License

Do whatever is clever. Do as you wish with this product.

Do whatever is clever shall be the whole of the law.

https://codeberg.org/sugarbug/whatever-is-clever-public-license

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RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Do this specifically so a judge has to rule if someone is being a dick or not. File amicus briefs on the definition of being a dick. Assemble a jury of peers to decide if the defendants are being a dick. Appeal to the supreme court to rule if the court erred in their judgement of the dickishness at question in this matter.

Tangent5280 ,

But they do contribute, dont they?

ns ,
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@programmerhumor Tabs vs. Spaces https://floss.social/@catsalad/109668912092696705

lucy_idk , (edited )
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#C #C++ #C#
Found by: @programmerhumor
!programmerhumor

d_k_bo ,

Since mastodon has no equivalent to lemmy’s communities, it can’t handle lemmy’s !community links.

Communities are represented as a regular user on the mastodon side, if you mention a user (using @) on mastodon, it will be parsed as a markdown link on lemmy: @[email protected]

TeaHands ,
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For future reference if you tag the Lemmy community in a reply instead of the top-level toot it won’t do this 😄

defcon201 ,
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Fuck, Marry, Kill?

@defcon @programmerhumor @TypeScript @rust @golang

Nerd02 ,
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Nah I didn’t say that it’s bad lol. Didn’t mean it that way, at least. The way I understand the “fuck, marry, kill” game is that:

  • Fuck: down to play with it every once in a while
  • Marry: always down to use it
  • Kill: never want to use it

but if someone else wants to play with Rust who am I to stop them

SingularEye ,

Kill typescript, fuck rust, marry go

ashishlotake ,
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@linux @programmerhumor !programmerhumor

collegefurtrader ,

M as in mancy

Successful_Try543 ,

Like in math: given are the vector fields u, nu and v and the normal vector n …

anders , en-us

When you come back from vacation
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grin ,

@anders @nthcdr lda #0 ; Load accumulator with character code for NULL
sta $0400 ; Store it in the screen memory to clear the screen
ldx #0 ; Initialize X register to 0
loop lda message,x ; Load the next character from the message
beq done ; If the character is NULL (end of string), we are done
sta $0400,x ; Store the character in the screen memory
inx ; Increment X register
bne loop ; Branch back to the loop
done rts ; Return from subroutine
message .text "Hello World!",0 ; Null-terminated string

cs127 ,
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<span style="color:#323232;">void HelloWorld(void (* func)(const char*)) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    func("Hello world!");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
anders , en-us

When your code works, but you don't know how
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terrorismchord ,

@moto x3m omg, that…

anders OP ,

@sin_free_for_00_days or "# The code is documentation enough"

neuraltimes ,
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Entirely Automated AI Powered News Site

For the last few months our team has been working on an entirely automated AI-powered news site. I am excited to announce that v1.0 is finally being released. This version includes full coverage with every article generated from 2 left leaning, 2 right leaning, and 2 neutral sources. We have also added an anonymous commenting system for people to share their opinions freely. Our servers are now running 24/7 so that new articles appear as they happen! Let me know what you guys think, as well as any comments/concerns/questions you have!

Here's the link: https://www.neuraltimes.org/

HarkMahlberg ,
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You posted this to programmerhumor, am I to assume this site is satire? The site doesn't look like it, so if I'm taking you at face value, I couldn't disagree any harder about your mission. What makes you think anyone wants "2 right leaning" sources? Breitbart, OANN, Newsmax, New York Post, and Fox News are all pushing fascism narratives, to say nothing of the mockery you are making of professional journalism. You gonna start writing articles with them as your sources?

Shut your doors.

foo ,

Are you sure you didnt mean to say the comments would be autonomous rather then anonymous?

Polypragmatist ,

Production Verification Testing
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If it's worth testing, it's worth testing live.

anders , en-us

Python developers
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3ra ,
@3ra@lemmy.world avatar

Even though I’m mostly a Python programmer now I don’t do this but i know so many Python programmers who do this; the thing that is even more annoying is when some of them make up shit trying to prove python is better for a usecase they know NOTHING about

fl42v , 

<span style="color:#323232;">help: you may use a bool value instead
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1 | true
</span>
jedi ,
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@programmerhumor The only thing in my mind during WWDC

jedi OP ,
@jedi@cuscuz.in avatar

@httpjames maybe pop-ups will make a comeback?

heavyboots ,
@heavyboots@lemmy.ml avatar

Just be glad it’s not all attached to your optic nerves yet…

Bud knew a guy like that who’d somehow gotten infected with a meme that ran advertisements for roach motels, in Hindi, superimposed on the bottom right-hand corner of his visual field, twenty-four hours a day, until the guy whacked himself. -The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson

Zadyra ,

Brilliant exception handling I found in an app i had to work on

ipkpjersi ,

Actually, exception rethrowing is a real thing - at least in Java. You may not always want to handle the exception at the absolute lowest level, so sometimes you will instead “bubble” the exception up the callstack. This in turn can help with centralizing exception handling, separation of concerns, and making your application more modular.

It seems counter-intuitive but it’s actually legit, again at least in Java. lol

CannotSleep420 ,

If your just going to let something higher on the call stack handle it, why catch it in the first place?

ploum ,
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So you want to leave but you are addicted?

Maybe your favourite subreddit already has a counterpart. Try to look for it on:

https://lemmyverse.net/communities

Best of all, you can follow those sub through Mastodon. Like @programmerhumor

Same can be said for which is another reddit-like for the .

And thanks @davidrevoy for the wonderful picture.

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