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purplemonkeymad , in git commit -m "hotfix"

I’m sure that commit will be fixed in sort order and not remain that way until it becomes a “we don’t know why, but just do this bit.”

hansl , 

<span style="color:#323232;">// DO NOT REMOVE. We don’t know why but if you take off
</span><span style="color:#323232;">// this function the plane stops flying. 
</span>
hakunawazo ,

Just comment out the window until it is fixed. Either way it isn’t dangerous as long as you surround it with try/catch.
But I don’t know exactly about that catch part if something happens a few miles above.

CJOtheReal , in git commit -m "hotfix"

Don’t worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

otter ,

Maybe there’s an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

HubertManne ,

that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.

Dasnap , in Me and my new GitHub repository
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why mine are all forks.

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

So you are a contributor or stealth reviewer 😅

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

It’s usually from me using an old abandoned project that has just one little thing I needed added and I go

https://c.tenor.com/kEJ7XCJ_HakAAAAd/tenor.gif

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Sigma Programmer 💪

cynber , (edited ) in Me and my new GitHub repository
@cynber@lemmy.ca avatar

I was chatting with a friend, and she mentioned how she tries to at least set up a README, which includes her vision for the project and her plan for the implementation, design, and goals.

Best case scenario is that the planning helps her complete the project herself. Worst case scenario, someone else can pick up where she left off and use her considerations for the project.

I’m thinking of doing that for future projects too

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

ReadMe is always underestimated while project is building, but it can become a cornerstone if it’s setup from very beginning. Your friend is smart 👍

d_k_bo ,

A Free Software License is even more important. There are many great projects out there which you can’t modify etc. because the project isn’t distributed with a license (which means “all rights reserved” in most jurisdictions).

Knusper , in Me and my new GitHub repository

I have my repos on Codeberg and one of the ‘disadvantages’ is that, well, it’s a non-profit, so I genuinely don’t want to waste their resources.
They ask you to only host open-source repos there, meaning that using it for backups of shitty personal projects, even if I would throw in an open-source license, is just out of the question for me.

And that has weirdly been a blessing in disguise. Like, if it’s not useful for humanity to see, do I really care to keep it around forever?

And I’ve had three projects now where I felt an obligation to push them over the finish line of actually making them a useful open-source project. Which had me iron out some of the usability shortcuts I took, made me learn a good amount of code quality stuff and of course, just feels good to complete.

rufus , (edited )

Well, Codeberg is a non-profit. I would say if it’s just a few kilobytes/megabytes of code, upload it and donate $10. That should be enough to store that for decades.

I sometimes look for small stuff. Boilerplate code, how other people configure stuff that isn’t well documented, niche interest stuff even if it’s not finished. Sometimes stuff like that is useful.

araozu ,

That’s why I host all my shitty unfinished projects in a Gitea instance in my VPS. Now they actively cost me money and I feel (a tiny bit) more incentivized to do so something with them!

QuazarOmega , in Me and my new GitHub repository

Better to have tried and stopped than never to have started at all

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Exactly 💯

QuazarOmega ,

Heck yeah, you always learn something after all!

datelmd5sum , in It's that time of the year again!

Query OK, 0 rows affected

ApexHunter , in It's that time of the year again!

I can’t be the only one disappointed by the lack of an order by clause after being told the list was being sorted (twice!)…

tsonfeir , in It's that time of the year again!
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

I started this in my head sounding like the singer from Cake.

Donkter , in It's that time of the year again!

The beginning maps perfectly to “The Distance” by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.

docAvid ,

Cut to Mrs Claus baking a spice cake:

She’s all alone, all alone, in her time of spice

cupcakezealot , in It's that time of the year again!
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

dammit bobby tables is on the naughty list again

Truck_kun , in It's that time of the year again!

That SELECT and WHERE are all caps, but from is not is bugging me.

I don’t care if you choose to uppercase keywords or lowercase, but consistency please.

Also, great, love it.

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

it also implies that naughty or nice is an either or thing and not a weighted thing from an incidents table. the good place lied to us.

ursakhiin ,

It could be a materialized view that is generated off of a weighting where you are nice until you have a certain number of incidents.

aspitzer Bot , in It's that time of the year again!

wait until it hits little bobby tables…

xkcd.com/327/

JohnDClay ,

Her daughter is named Help I’m trapped in a driver’s license facility

jaybone ,

He drops when you are sleeping. He drops when you’re awake.

rufus ,

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come.

Little Bobby, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my unsanitized database inputs?

…

neuracnu , in It's that time of the year again!
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was reading that to the tune of the chorus of The Distance by Cake. It worked until the last line.

Cwilliams ,

Lol that actually works so well

Akrenion , in It's that time of the year again!

Can anyone recommend a cheap receipt printer that takes pictures from a pc or phone? I want to print mtg tokens on the fly.

meliaesc ,

Pencil

halcyondays ,

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    jasondj ,

    Weird that we never consider that for retail workers though…

    jasondj ,

    Gameboy Pocket. Gameboy Camera. Gameboy Printer.

    Both the perfect balance of “nostalgia” and “ridiculous”.

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