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sabreW4K3 , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

Meh, just put your question and wrong answer in a meme and post it anywhere, within an hour everyone will correct it with the right answer 😂

ImplyingImplications ,

Or post your question with a picture of Kurisu Makise saying “you should be able to solve this”

That’s how they got a 4chan user to post the solution to an unsolved math problem

hemko ,

Holy shit that’s actually amazing

exocrinous ,

I’m clearly not understanding the problem, because I think the only answer is 14!. What am I getting wrong?

ImplyingImplications , (edited )

The question is about “superpermutations”. The permutations of 1 and 2 are “12” and “21”. A “superpermutation” would be “1221”. It contains the numbers 1 and 2 as well as all permutations of 1 and 2. However “121” is also a superpermutation of 1 and 2. It also contains “12” and “21” and it’s shorter than “1221”.

The problem is finding the shortest superpermutation. Stand-up Maths has a video where he interviews a mathematician that published Anonymous’ solution. So yes, there is a math paper where the main author is “Anonymous 4chan Poster”.

astraeus , (edited )
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

What’s funny is that watching The Endless Eight already feels like you’re watching 93,884,313,611 episodes of Haruhi

Dagnet ,

I seriously could not believe what I was watching when I got to that part. I would start the next one thinking “there is no way… Yep, again”. How did the director even convince people to do it?

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

As annoying as it was to slog through the episodes (I think I went through 5 of them before realizing I wasn’t missing much skipping the other three), there is something to be said about how much it captures that feeling of uselessness that Kyo and Yuki have. Kyo begins to realize each time and Yuki is forced to be aware through each repetition. Haruhi is so powerful that she creates an endless time loop, that was both amazing and terrifying.

Dagnet ,

Thats the really weird part, Nagato could end it whenever she wanted, yet she always chooses to tell them just enough to keep it going forever

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

She can’t interfere, her job is to monitor and observe and only stop Haruhi if she’s going to endanger the universe. So even with the ability to stop her, she can’t do anything by the code of her position.

Dagnet ,

Thats the thing, she does interfere, but just enough that it keeps happening. 100% no interference would be not even telling them that there is a loop going on when they try to find out

mindbleach ,

A tangent about Haruhi and 4chan wouldn’t even be the weirdest leap, if this somehow helped prove P=NP.

Mikufan ,

Exactly that’s Darvins law.

magic_lobster_party , (edited )

It’s Murphy’s law

Mikufan ,

Murphy? Wasn’t that the guy that made those darn good Burgers?

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar
snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Brannigan’s Law.

Anamana , (edited )

Wow that’s such a good approach :D

r/unpopularopinion might also work well

Anticorp ,

Quite often it gets corrected with another wrong answer.

StaticFalconar ,

Obviously thats so wrong. The correct answer is to pray for the answer and keep taking naps until you get your answers.

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

Have you been stalking me?

bjoern_tantau , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Skill issue.

Daxtron2 ,

most people don’t know how to properly formulate questions and it shows. 90% of new questions on SO are just bottom barrel which is why the rules are so strict about quality.

RadicalEagle ,

Absolutely true, but it’s also more difficult to ask a good question when you don’t know anything about what you’re asking.

People who know a lot about a topic can ask very good questions about that topic.

The problem I see with most questions people post online is that they make too many assumptions that their audience will will magically understand the context of their question.

Good questions require relevant context.

Determining relevancy requires expertise.

Expertise comes from experience.

No matter how many questions you ask and answers you get you’ll never “understand” something until you do it.

Instead of asking questions like “How do I do X?” people should be asking “I’m trying to accomplish X, I’ve tried Y, but I’m encountering Z. How could I resolve this?”

I guess my rule is that you should never ask someone a question without first trying to answer it yourself.

Daxtron2 ,

100% agree, and the new question page on SO makes most of those points but generally people dont read it. It would be kinda nice if they integrated an LLM to double check if questions need improvement before they get submitted.

LinearArray , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

im scared

istanbullu , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

I approve. All code should be like this

aliyss , in Variable Declaration
@aliyss@programming.dev avatar

Just type faster than the LSP needs to check. I don’t see an issue.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Open Source VS Company

the power of forking

The , in Open Source VS Company

The top panel should also be the Gru gun image tbh

zalgotext ,

Yeah just one perusal of any of the Atlassian feature request forums will justify that.

To be fair though, Atlassian is dreadfully slow to implement features people actually want (Confluence still can’t render markdown, that was requested like 8 years ago now), so they kinda deserve it

nick , (edited )

There’s a markdown entry thing in the drop down menu that’ll convert your MD to their formatting.

zalgotext , (edited )

Which is fine, except their format sucks, and I never want to use it. Markdown is a pretty standard documentation markup* language these days, and there are ton of libraries they could just slap into Confluence and render it as-is.

Quill7513 ,

They removed support for their own markup language and then closed a bunch of the “please give us markdown support” tickets as completed like a bunch of dumb, dumb, dingleberries

sqw , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......
@sqw@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

rage bait

testeronious , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

Cleanest code by Unclest Bob

IsThisAnAI , in Open Source VS Company

On what planet do you live where people treat commercial requests nice? Clearly you haven’t been in the industry long.

ByteJunk ,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

I presume OP works at a decently sized company, and they have magical people like PMs and CSMs that turn customer tantrums into neat little cards that he can push down the kanban.

vithigar ,

Or a giant company where customer tantrums are just background noise that is easily ignored.

Quill7513 ,

Soothing white noise that helps you sleep

habl ,

I always go to the headquarters of the commercial company in a bomb suit to request the update I need.

xmunk , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

Obviously, we can’t allow code like that - PascalCase is heresy… camelCase that shit.

TrippaSnippa ,

snake_case gang represent

Jako301 , in Open Source VS Company

You haven’t worked in any customer support position, and it shows. The amount of slurs hurled at them is far greater than anything found in a few github comments.

savvywolf ,
@savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

Yeah, I read this meme and it was like… Have you met gamers?

The amount of patches that apparently ruin the game or Devs refusing to fix “simple” bugs is astounding.

setsneedtofeed , (edited )
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Also complaints that lack specificity must be aggravatingly common. I once complained on an open board about a bug in Wasteland 3 and a dev reading comments actually PM’d me asking for details. I provided details as best I could, including screenshots- the very next patch included a fix for my niche issue. But I imagine most bug reports being “GAME BROKEn! SUX! Fix NOW character creation BROKENN!”

Daxtron2 ,

Yeah that’s pretty average for most bug reports. You’re lucky if they even mention the issue, people like you who actually submit details are the only reason we can fix bugs lol.

solarvector , in Open Source VS Company

Yes, but also have you seen some game development forums? Oof. Some people just need their gaming chair hooked up to a sun facing launchpad.

Vigilante , in Open Source VS Company

Yeah those entitled shits are ruining it for everybody .

pivot_root ,

“Add support for XYZ.”

No please, no thank you, just a follow-up of “is it done yet?” three days later.

kernelle ,

Eta when?

CCF_100 , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

My ASDV professor has two moods: He either names variables like this post, Or he names variables pp (for pointer pointer)

robojeb ,

Fuck for some reason pp is giving me flashbacks to having to write using Hungarian notation variable names.

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