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mariusafa , in Author left the job

I hate this kind of practice. It shows no empathy for the guy that will have to fix it.

Restaldt ,

Sounds like the corporation should have paid the first guys more

mariusafa ,

He is making the job worse for his team not his corporation. That’s not the way to deal with that.

PoopingCough ,

The sense of obligation towards your coworkers is something companies absolutely abuse and exploit. I’m not saying don’t have empathy for your fellow human, but people aren’t typically incentivized to use best possible solutions if they take more work outside of this obligation so you have to be careful to not let yourself be exploited because of it.

OfficerBribe ,

It’s often either mentality or high workload. Higher pay will not help in these situations. There are bad corporations and also bad workers.

frezik ,

It’s not just pay. Things like pensions that would encourage long tenures have been all but eliminated from compensation packages. The idea of staying at a job for more than 3 years, especially in IT, is crazy to people. If you’re there for >5 years and then look for something else, interviewers wonder if something is wrong with you.

Which is insane. Companies lose a lot of value by not having long tenured “company [wo]men” anymore. I keep waiting for some convoluted explanation that shows this situation is better in even a strictly capitalist sense, but that explanation doesn’t seem to exist. The best I have is that people coming from outside organizations will cross-pollinate ideas and technologies instead of being stuck with whatever that particular company is doing. But there are other ways to handle that, and you don’t have to push it on everyone.

No, companies just seem to have decided this is how they’re going to operate.

cybersandwich ,

My thoughts on it are: as a developer, if you flag the issue for your management, and they want to move forward, then you’ve done your part.

Maybe put an extra comment in the code for posterity’s sake.

It’s not ultimately your problem and what else are you going to do? Work unpaid nights and weekends to fix it for some guy who might run into a problem 8 years from now?

fuzzzerd ,

It’s a balance, but too many people don’t even flag it to management because they’re lazy and they write shit and ship it to get it off their own plate.

Now, if management says ship it anyway it’s a balance of you as a developer making sure they understand they’re throwing this technical debt on the credit card and it may (probably) need to be paid off later. If you fail to articulate the interest that’ll be due later then you didn’t do enough or management is bad.

You shouldt work unpaid to fix it, but sometimes you should just do it right even if it takes longer because it’s how it should be done.

psud ,

So comment it with //this function fails here if clientCount >20 000 000

TheSambassador , in After a particularly annoying update today

Somebody convince me I’m wrong.

There is no reason to display “100%” in your UI for more than a single second. Either show 99% and then finish, or show 100% only when you are ACTUALLY done and only show it for a little.

If you’re still doing ANYTHING AT ALL don’t say you’re 100% complete. How is it still like this

bitfucker ,

Or you can use 100% with countdown and skip options

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think it counts percentages. It has to be more like : do this; display 30% ; do this ; display 70% ; do this ; display 100% ; do this; done (maybe);

const_void ,

How is it still like this

Because Microsoft knows no one is going to stop using Windows even if it sucks. It’s same way no one actually moves to Canada when a shitty US president is elected. The average person has a high tolerance for bullshit.

sus ,

more accurately, average person has a higher tolerance for bullshit than for spending many hours learning something new or spending potentially years applying for citizenship in another country

tweeks ,

I imagine it started with some sub-installations actually giving approximations that were acceptable and summed up, but then some finalizing was not taken into account or something needed to be added after the other processes are finished, and the deadline was close. That last part builds up over time with other quick additions and some annoying stuff that is actually quite performance heavy and not easy to incorporate through the whole installation. “Let’s do it at the end as well.”

No time / budget to change the 100% to 99% as they have to adjust calculations based on the processes that actually do a good job. Although a display change could fake it, priorities are elsewhere.

nintendiator , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Yes but IMO the merge conflict PPV would work and be awesome, and the straight-up bribery already works.

Waraugh ,

The guy doing the bribing is never dumb enough to take over maintaining it though 8(

dactylotheca , in Why spend money on ChatGPT?
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Naturally I had to try this, and I’m a bit disappointed it didn’t work for me.

I can’t make that “Looking for specific info?” input do anything unexpected, the output I get looks like this:

https://suppo.fi/pictrs/image/daf751a8-f822-424d-8c19-e8ecb1310178.png

genfood OP ,
@genfood@feddit.org avatar

I guess it is not available in every region or for every user, usually these companies try features only for a specific group of users.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Oh yeah definitely; a lot of the AI crap out there hasn’t gotten rolled out to the EU yet – some of it because of the GDPR, thank fuck for that.

canihasaccount ,

A fellow Julia programmer! I always test new models by asking them to write some Julia, too.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Oh I’m barely a Julia programmer 😅 I learned it a couple of years ago just to check it out, started writing a personal project with it but got a bit irritated with how interfaces are defined informally and you have to dig through documentation to find out the methods you need to implement, and then just sort of drifted away. Will definitely use it in the future for eg. some signal analysis thingamajigs and so on though, it was a fun language to use with notebooks.

I usually prefer type systems that make me beg for mercy, heh.

MagicShel , in Defragged Zebra
General_Effort ,

Ahh. TV shows before everything became political. Just two guys hating each other for very silly reasons completely unconnected to anything on earth.

enteroninternet ,
@enteroninternet@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Needs an /s

bluey ,
flappy , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

I hate YAML so much

KISSmyOSFeddit , in Senior dev be like...

Yes, that’s generally the job of a senior engineer.

mspencer712 ,

Agreed. Use your experience to shape the direction your teammates are moving in. Be an architect, and let them handle your light work.

Windex007 ,

It depends VERY much about the content and invitees of the meetings.

If you’re there to give your expert engineering feedback, awesome. If you’re there to receive the information you need in order to provide expert engineering feedback, awesome.

So often, I find, meetings are too broad and end up oversubscribed. Engineers are in a 2 hour meeting with 10 minutes of relevance.

There are serious differences in meeting culture, with vast implications oh the amount of efficacy you can juice from the attendees.

SpaceNoodle ,

Staff Engineer: 10 hours of meetings each day

xmunk ,

This, unfortunately, is accurate.

Ledivin ,

Ehhhh, depends on how your titles work, and I would argue that’s at least a little odd. Most senior engineers I know are ~50/50 code/oversight, at worst. Once you get to Principal or Staff, though, you’re lucky if you write 50 loc/week.

Senior rarely translates to something like architect anymore, it’s at least a level or two up from there.

agressivelyPassive ,

The beauty of titles like this is that they’re absolutely meaningless.

You can’t compare them between companies, sometimes even departments, you can’t compare them between different industries, and you can’t compare them between countries.

I’m a senior, and my job is currently to sit in meetings most of the day to convince BAs, architects and other team’s leads not to make stupid decisions. The rest of my time I’m communicating the results back to my colleagues and writing escalation mails, because Steve again tried to re-introduce his god awful ideas that we shot down five times before and I’m hereby voicing my concerns in a business-like tone, but actually would want to exterminate him and his entire offspring.

My old project, however, was completely different and I actually spent 70% of my time actually writing code and 20% code-related meetings.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Sounds like you’re doing the job of a PM to me, but I guess that’s just confirming your point that titles aren’t comparable

agressivelyPassive ,

Not really, it’s really largely a technical discussion, but we have a distributed monolith (the architect calls it micro service…) so each change of an interface will percolate through the entire system.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

I mean I’m a senior engineer and I mostly handle escalations and high priority client issues, but my work is mostly break/fix

xmunk ,

No it isn’t - a senior engineer should be a technical track professional that’s excellent at their job - it’s likely there will be a fair amount of mentorship but that can take many forms including PR reviews and pair programming.

A technical lead, architect, or a front line manager is the one that should be eating meetings four to six hours a day. And absolutely nobody should be in eight hours of meetings a day - even bullshit C level folks should be doing work outside of meetings. Eight hours of meetings means that you’re just regurgitating the output of other meetings.

I’d clarify that having occasional eight hour meeting days isn’t bad, there might be occasional collaboration jam sessions that everyone prepares for… but if your 8-5-52 is solid meetings then nothing productive is happening.

onlinepersona ,

Fully agree. Not every high paying job has to end up with management duties. That’s the Peter Principle.

Anti Commercial-AI license

kakes ,

This is largely semantic, and highly subjective, but to me “Engineer” implies more design, architecture, and planning (ie, meetings).

A Senior “Developer” would imply more day-to-day coding to me. Not that companies care what I think, of course.

Ledivin ,

Yeah, at this point “Engineer” and “Developer” are 100% synonymous in the industry.

kakes ,

It’s true. I even live in a place where the “Software Engineer” title actually does require a special designation, and I’m a “Software Engineer”, and I have no such designation, so there’s that.

stealth_cookies ,

Engineer should still be an IC position and not have that many meetings. It should be a project or team lead that does the majority of meetings.

lunarul ,

Tech Leads and Staff+ Engineers are still IC roles. If you’re not managing people, then you’re not in a manager role.

AdamBomb ,

Where I work, Senior Engineer is an IC role. They attend the same meetings as other engineers. Its the Staff+ Engineers and managers that attend more meetings (in ascending order)

EatATaco ,

I’ve worked in a few places, all with senior engineers, including myself as a senior engineer, all of which the senior engineers spent most of their time actually engineering. If I went somewhere as a senior and was told I was going to be in meetings all day, I would quit because that’s management, not engineering.

Mikufan , in Chuckles, I'm in Danger

It won’t lol.

abbadon420 ,

It’s a nifty tool though, which is better than my colleague, who is just a tool.

Mikufan ,

Yeah, shure but it can’t actually program, it can give some code pieces and help find errors but so can a informed internet search as well.

If your colleague is worse… Thats a different story.

alphacyberranger OP ,
@alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works avatar

I too work with a lot of blunt tools on a daily basis

rikudou ,

It will, eventually. Not this iteration of “AI”, that one’s dumb as hell, but eventually it will.

Mikufan ,

Maybe, but we are very far away from that level.

pohart ,

Idk, I thought we were pretty far from the current level of conversation.

FizzyOrange ,

Yeah I kind of agree but I also think when it gets to that point we’ll have much bigger problems than programmers losing their jobs. Like, most of society losing their jobs.

rikudou ,

True, we’ll be probably among the last to lose our jobs.

jaybone ,

Like who do they think is going to fix bugs in the AI? The AI itself?

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Obviously! Do you think the corporate overlords would entrust AI code to filthy human programmers?

masinko ,

Kind of will. There are already templates on demand for things like generating unit tests as you code. They’re pretty robust already, and have aside from a few things (or edge cases), I don’t have to do much code refactoring or fixing them.

They already save me several hours a week from manually setting up full ones. Haven’t delved into other stuff they can do, but I’m sure it would only be more useful with time.

I can very easily see companies looking at the time save and thinking “we can downsize”.

Mikufan ,

For openly available programs that might be true, but a programmer isn’t just writing code, “ai” is very bad at identifying and solving problems for example and Chatgpt is even getting worse at math. And internal programming languages, or, programs not meant for public eyes won’t be put in a AI in general.

They are a tool, and will stay a tool hopefully forever, they are supposed to make shit easier.

And those mentioned companies have already done that and fallen face first into shit. And rehired those that didn’t get a better job… In general its a shit idea to replace people with AI, cause its bad.

Also “ais” are currently in a feedback loop and basically make themselves brain dead over time. Wich is for example one of the reasons why GPT and others get worse at math. Image generators are more obvious regarding that, when you feed the ai ai images, the fingers get worse.

KindaABigDyl ,
@KindaABigDyl@programming.dev avatar

and thinking “we can downsize”

And then they’ll go out of business

jaybone ,

And the execs who made these stupid decisions get their golden parachutes and everyone else has been laid off.

Grandwolf319 , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

Hah, jokes on you, I have an ultra wide.

Which is basically two monitors without any separator in the middle.

deadbeef79000 ,

Ooh, the thinest of bezels: none.

Sprawlie ,

once you go two ultrawides you will enter a new realm of existence.

Grandwolf319 ,

Side by side or stacked on top?

ekky ,

Stacked on top, and vertical orientation since we’re not doing Java here!

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Six vertical ultrawides is the only way.

Sprawlie ,

Side by side most of the time. I put them on arms so I can move them around and swivel them. It’s ridiculous having two 34" Ultrawides. But, I can. So I Do. I also run a 3rd 40" 4k display when I need it or want to sit further back.

BorgDrone ,

34” 5k2k ultrawide as main monitor and a 27” 4k in portrait for documentation.

Crashumbc ,

Have a 27" 1440 in portrait for a side monitor. Best decision I ever made with my monitor set up.

rooster_butt ,

I just made the switch from 3 24 inch monitor to a single 49 inch super ultrawide. It’s basically 3 monitors with no bezels. A lot of things are annoying though like full-screening videos/games but there are workarounds.

JasonDJ ,

My biggest problem with 4k and ultra wide monitors is screen sharing (like on zoom/teams/WebEx etc).

Most people still have 1080p screens at best, so when someone with a 4k or ultra wide shares their screen, it’s really tough to see what’s going on.

My main display is a 4k TV, but if I have to share, I’m sharing a window, or one of my auxiliary (1080p) screens.

rooster_butt ,

I’ve resorted to just sharing my laptop screen. You can also use picture by picture to get split displays which are easier to share.

datelmd5sum ,

Yeah I went from 1 32" 1440p and two 1080p side monitors to just a single 4k 43" and I’m saying that the time of multi monitor setups has come to an end.

The , in Open Source VS Company

The top panel should also be the Gru gun image tbh

zalgotext ,

Yeah just one perusal of any of the Atlassian feature request forums will justify that.

To be fair though, Atlassian is dreadfully slow to implement features people actually want (Confluence still can’t render markdown, that was requested like 8 years ago now), so they kinda deserve it

nick , (edited )

There’s a markdown entry thing in the drop down menu that’ll convert your MD to their formatting.

zalgotext , (edited )

Which is fine, except their format sucks, and I never want to use it. Markdown is a pretty standard documentation markup* language these days, and there are ton of libraries they could just slap into Confluence and render it as-is.

Quill7513 ,

They removed support for their own markup language and then closed a bunch of the “please give us markdown support” tickets as completed like a bunch of dumb, dumb, dingleberries

nothacking , in You can certainly change it. But should you?

This is actually how you should declare something that you will never change, but something might change externally, like an input pin or status register.

Writing to it might do something completely different or just crash, but you also don’t want the compiler getting creative with reads; You don’t want the compiler optimizing out a check for a button press because the “constant” value is never changed.

sunbeam60 ,

Yeah I stumbled on this too. Surely the joke should be const mutable, not const volatile.

Zozano , in Touch a file in Linux
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

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Same energy as Joan Cornella’s comics

Schorsch ,

'Murica!

joyjoy , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
starflower , in Java...

Rotate the screen by 90° for perfect Java Stacktrace compatibility

Agent641 ,

Do curved monitors work i portrait mode? I mean, from a practical perspective.

Dehydrated OP ,

They’re usable, but it looks kinda weird. But 49" in portrait is really impractical, I wouldn’t go with anything bigger than 27" for portrait mode, and it shouldn’t be ultrawide.

SpeakinTelnet , in Every language has its niche
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

One of the most known programming tool is built on Ruby, Github.

MilderRichter ,

GitLab also uses Ruby on Rails

SpaceNoodle ,

And it’s a pile of shit.

git is great. GitHub blows chunks. The only reason it’s still big is that it sucks less than any other single platform.

otl ,
@otl@hachyderm.io avatar

@SpaceNoodle I’ll always be sad how GitHub helped popularise centralised workflows. Such an amazing opportunity for a big cultural shift, but it didn’t go anyway as far as it could have.

@programmer_humor

technom ,

Git owes a lot of its popularity to github. Without it, there’s a good chance that mercurial would have taken over. In addition, the centralized workflow was what made both git and github popular. It simplified git usage enough to let a lot of novices get started.

I’m in no way a fan of centralization that github represents. But I think a decentralized workflow using git was a lost opportunity. People complain a lot about the git-email workflow. But I see no reason why it couldn’t have become as easy as using github if the effort spent on github was spent on git-email tools and user experience.

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