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httpjames , in no.. just no
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Joins must be a pain in the ass with hooks

onlinepersona , in 4 billion if statements

I honestly thought this was going to be about AI 😅

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

MxM111 ,

No, this is about NS. Natural Stupidity.

leftzero , in no.. just no

Of course not… where’s the damn <From> tag…?

urda , in We're not the same! (period)
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That’s a lot of spaghetti

OsrsNeedsF2P , in We're not the same! (period)

Stop not open sourcing your stuff because you think it’s embarrassing. Some of the best products are made by junior devs, since they come with the fresh ideas and energy to change the status quo.

CCF_100 , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Well one runs on Linux and the other doesn’t so…

snugglebutt ,
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They both do

CCF_100 ,

Oh really? Well, I stand corrected then, nevermind

MangoPenguin , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
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I really like Sourcetree, been using that for a long time.

Fades ,

Source tree has always been horribly optimized to point of uselessness. Wonder if it’s still shit

Hagdos ,

What do you mean by this? It works fine for me so far, though I’m not a heavy user.

ohlaph ,

Same here. Use it regularly at work. For personal projects, I tend to just use the IDE.

lil , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
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You should not use -m, you should write commit body!

SirQuackTheDuck ,

Nah, most commits don’t need a body

zalgotext ,

Why? My coworkers are barely literate and won’t read anything with more than 4 or 5 words, writing a commit body would be a waste of time.

marcos , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

For something with such an horrible interface, it’s amazing how often people that create a new interface for it manage to make it worse.

WindowsEnjoyer , in what's the difference?

In Lemmy people are not aware that GitHub is not just git server with lots of code. :)

flumph , in Need a rust version too.
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I’m going to have to print out the Go version for all future “it’s idiomatic” and “but the community!” debates at work

SnipingNinja ,

I’m curious about this but I’m barely a programmer now, so if anyone is up to explain

flumph ,
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The go community is strongly opinionated in unique ways. For example, using libraries is generally frowned upon. You either use something included in the language itself (standard library) or copy/paste the code you wrote in another project. There’s also advocacy for shorter variable names which generally seems counter to the normal “write descriptive variable name” mantra.

All in all, I hope the ideas / opinions came from a good place and then some people took them as black & white rules. But they also come off as one or two people’s pet peeves who got to build a language around them.

poVoq , in :q! to quit the Force
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Looks like they are playing Frets On Fire 🤣

morrowind , in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
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That’s a search algorithm, not sorting

schmidtster , in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

I get the sentiment, but you want them to waste public resources doing it on all these different clunky uis and software? Sometimes these take minutes to load new information to parse.

Maybe waste your time pinpointing it instead of expecting public resources to do what you could do for them?

BombOmOm ,
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on all these different clunky uis and software

As someone who has used security cam software before. I swear they are designed to be as unhelpful, slow, and convoluted as possible.

new_guy ,

I mean… their job supposedly is to protect and serve the citiens so yeah… I’d expect them to use their tools to do their job.

schmidtster ,

It’s your software/hardware and you know how to operate it. Would take you a fraction of the time as well.

Maybe public cameras sure, but private that’s not their tool by any stretch of the imagination.

And most public cameras don’t record for privacy reasons.

bleistift2 ,

It’s your software/hardware

Where do you read that in the original post?

GBU_28 ,

What? It was a campus security camera, not their hardware

OmenAtom ,

In what world do random citizens own and operate the security cameras of, well, anything? As opposed to the people that work there, or I dont know the police? Whose job is allegedly to solve crimes?

Deceptichum ,
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Oh shit, a few minutes to do their job. The fucking horror, wouldn’t want to cut into their being an utter fucking bastard time, where they’re probably harassing a minority or beating their wife.

schmidtster ,

It’s public money, why waste it when you could provide it for them.

But argue fallacious points.

Deceptichum ,
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Okay so genius, are the cops going to provide the footage for the person to watch themselves to narrow down the time?

How the fuck do you expect this person to work it out if the ones with access to the evidence to do so refuse to do so?

And further fucking more, how is doing their job, wasting public money? There’s a lot of money wasted on police, investigating a robbery for a real person is not one of them.

slurpeesoforion ,

Chain of custody

NoIWontPickaName ,

Because it is their job to do it.

Crackhappy ,
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So when there is a pothole in front of your driveway, you’re going out and filling it in yourself, right? Because why waste the city’s valuable time when you could do it yourself?

schmidtster ,

If it’s in your driveway it’s your problem, yes.

Aatube ,
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They said in front. So right after you go out

Even if it was in your driveway, unless you’re a cement construction worker you’d probably have no way to fix it and contact somebody

SpaceNoodle ,

Oh, so your excuse is that you’re illiterate?

frezik ,

Who is “you” in this sentence? I mean, I could probably write security camera software, but I don’t, and have no plans to. I imagine most of the people here are the same.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

Yeah, every time I have ever had to hand over footage to the police for thefts at our family store, I clip and organizr that shit. I also include a paper identifying each file, the timestamps and what happened during them, any details I identified that they can corroborate (physical description, identifiable clothing/tattoos, make and model of vehicle, license plate number, etc.). I often end up putting in 1-2 hours of work on it watching, editing and transferring footage.

If you want traction and results from the police, you need to make it as easy as possible for them by doing the heavy lifting yourself. The cynical view is that thats because they just don’t care, but also, in fairness, your case is one of dozens of cases on their desk and the cases never stop coming. This is your priority, so put in the effort instead of expecting others do so. That being said, that is much easier when you have direct access to the cctv footage. I’m guessing this student didnt.

NoIWontPickaName ,

So I should do their job for them?

Why the fuck are we paying them then?

gregorum ,

That’s an interesting way to say that they shouldn’t get paid if they’re not doing their jobs. 

bruhduh , in Dev rule
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