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BobaFuttbucker , in Apple donation

I wonder how many government subsidies Chevron needed to cover that donation.

Rogue , in I'm just at home heating up my no-code offering in the microwave...

I thought this was quite an insightful graphic until I realised the terms backend and frontend were borrowed from the terms back of house and front of house.

jaybone ,

Is that really where they came from though?

Alteon , in I'm just at home heating up my no-code offering in the microwave...

I wonder if they’ll ever do Bootcamps for any other engineering positions. I mean a Bootcamp Electrical Engineer would be absolutely comical, but I could honestly see there being something like Bootcamp for specific focuses. For degrees like electrical, where the items you learn about in school are often outdated, offering some sort of “What’s New” per field (microelectronics, processor designs, fiber optics, quantum computing, etc) might actually be pretty useful.

Appoxo ,
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I could see a networking bootcamp for electricians.

vrek ,

I think a boot camp would be really useful for cobblers

nobleshift ,
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  • vrek ,

    Next week we will off high heels camp!

    PatFussy ,

    Bazinga

    yum13241 , in CentOS is SPYWARE - ISRA*L OS! (DONT RUN IT) (HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) (HIDDEN IMAGERY) - CONSPIRACY

    You didn’t need to post this shitpost from 3 years ago on Programmer Humor and Piracy.

    Your username checks out.

    fbmac , (edited ) in The temptation is always there
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    I asked stable diffusion for a photo-realistic version of this image. This isn’t what I had in mind

    https://lemmy.fbmac.net/pictrs/image/de77e7be-0909-44e4-a359-09f602ce8f01.webp

    ipkpjersi , in The temptation is always there

    Nowadays they call it global state lol

    winterayars , in The temptation is always there

    “But what if I put the whole program into a class and then made it a class wide variable?”

    MrMagnesium12 ,
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    Sounds like the piece of legacy software I have do deal with.

    BilboBargains , in The temptation is always there

    Our Father, who art in Microsoft HQ,

    hallowed be thy naming conventions;

    thy architecture;

    thy will be done;

    on earth as it is in Linus Tech Tips.

    Give us this day our daily StackOverflow.

    And forgive us our 'sploits,

    as we forgive those who trespass against our user stories.

    And lead us not into temptation;

    but deliver us from a thicket of global variables.

    For thine is the irritating project manager, the power and the glory,

    for ever and ever.

    Or at least 7 years until obsolescence.

    Amen.

    KittyCat , in The temptation is always there

    You can do better, define intergalactic variables that share the same memory location across multiple programs so you can seamlessly pass variables from one to the next.

    hansl ,

    The ONE TRUE CONSTANT; even with an infinite universe, the value is the same in all of them.

    Fungah ,

    Are the legends really true?

    Decompose ,

    Is that you… Windows 95?

    Fungah ,

    But not sand memory. It’s coars ena drogjh and irritating and gets everywhere.

    gandalf_der_12te , in The temptation is always there

    accurate

    alphacyberranger , in The temptation is always there
    @alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

    Is it an orgy if multiple global variables are used in a multi threaded code?

    darcy ,
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    not if everyone uses a Mutex. stay (thread) safe

    noli ,

    Always practice safe stacks

    dingleberry , in The temptation is always there

    Exhibitionist Devs be like.

    dylanTheDeveloper , in The temptation is always there
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    Me putting everything in ‘public:’

    fsxylo , in The temptation is always there

    Singletons:

    Me: O_O;

    pewgar_kbin , in The temptation is always there

    the meme is spreading

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