programmer_humor

Psythik , 5 months ago in It's not DNS

I feel like there’s some context here I’m missing…

UndercoverUlrikHD , 5 months ago

It’s a haiku about network issues

rikudou , 5 months ago

Networking issues are very often caused by DNS, even in cases which don’t initially look DNS related at all.

WaterWaiver , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) in Floating-point arithmetic

In Kerbal Space Program your ships sometimes catch the NaN virus. If one fuel tank level is reading NaN then whatever you do DON’T try and fill it from another (full) tank. I’m not sure if it can spread to physics (thrust, mass, etc) EDIT: Yes it can happen to physics, oh dear.

I wonder what would happen if you landed a NaN-infected spaceship on a planet.

Mesa , 5 months ago

That’s both really cool and very concerning at the same time. I’d be scared to play lol.

ONRYO , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Aldready poor coding skills.

evatronic , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don’t want to stare at my own dick all day.

Fridgeratr , 5 months ago in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning

Decaf?? Wtf. Gross.

whats_all_this_then , 5 months ago in Oopsi Woopsi

This PR/meme is my spirit animal

ursakhiin , 5 months ago in dotnet developer

It’s been my experience that the .NET developer will miss the actual statement and take it as an assault on .NET being the best solution for every use case.

QuazarOmega , 5 months ago in ???

Does using a REPL make you both?

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU OP , 5 months ago

The python repl is my calculator

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT , 5 months ago

repl is my only friend some days

spez , 5 months ago

node for me

Artyom , 5 months ago

Doesn’t using bash or any other command line language count too?

QuazarOmega , 5 months ago

Yeah, I’d say that falls into the REPL category

Underwaterbob , 5 months ago in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

I trust auto save in… Souls games.

const_void , 5 months ago in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

Ctrl-S? Are you writing code on Windows? 🤮

knexcar , 5 months ago

First of all, it’s fine to write code on Windows. In fact, many companies have windows-only development workflows.

Second of all, many Linux programs also use standard shortcuts like Ctrl+S. Linux is more than Vim.

wewbull , 5 months ago

Yeah! It’s also Emacs

Vlyn , 5 months ago

There’s no Visual Studio for Linux, so yeah… especially as a .NET dev.

Visual Studio Code isn’t the same.

Adanisi , 5 months ago in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

C-x C-s

Tja , 5 months ago

I hate editors that cut the current line if you do C-x with nothing selected. Always do C-x C-s, even in VSCode and KDevelop.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT , 5 months ago in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

Meanwhile I, a gentleman

nmap <CR> :w<CR>

Binding the Enter key to save the current buffer. 🧐

MNByChoice , 5 months ago in Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS

Package nicely mirrors this image from the pikeos site. sysgo.com/…/csm_SYSGO_graphic_pikeos_rtos_hypervi…

genfood OP , 5 months ago

There is one / to much, well it isn’t but the URL formatting isn’t working for me. 🥲

MNByChoice , 5 months ago

Interesting. URL is as copied from my browser. In any case, here is the website, and it might work better.

www.sysgo.com/pikeos

genfood OP , 5 months ago

Ok may bad, it’s the client I am using, it works on other Apps.

scorpionix , 5 months ago

Jerboa? The link is malformed for me as well

colorado , 5 months ago

Voyager on Android as well

drcabbage , 5 months ago in What I want to become Vs What I do

Hey, that’s not fair! Sometimes I write 3 lines.

dmalteseknight , 5 months ago

Comments don’t count

sosodev , 5 months ago in Happened to me multiple times

Yes! Now I get to continue enjoying the fruits of unpaid labor. Even better I’ll be able to complain about every niche issue I have without ever contributing anything. Woohoo!