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lordnikon , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

SVN?

los_wochos ,

CVS?

SpaceNoodle ,

Rite-Aid?

Coldus12 ,

ClearCase?

xmunk ,

Visual Source Safe!

lars ,

SCCS

catastrophicblues , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Oh god I feel so called out. I wish I paid more attention to my commit messages but I’m usually too busy fixing the directory structure and refactoring. Sigh.

brlemworld ,

My company collapses into a single commit at merge so idgaf what the commit message is anymore. Though I would prefer not collapsing them.

DoomBot5 ,

Master should just have the feature description commits, not the hundred commits it took to get there after refactoring the code for the 3rd time and pulling changes from master since it’s taken so long to get done.

catastrophicblues ,

Yeah I worked at a place like that, but it made sense because we were also expected to keep PRs small, so a good commit message for several squashed ones was perfectly fine.

GyozaPower ,

I prefer that approach. We work with smaller tasks, so it makea more sense, plus it helps keep the master clean and if you want a more detailed view of the specific commits, you just have to click on the link to the PR. It’s a better way to organise it IMO

kubica , in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I want to follow commits not tweets.

Flyberius , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Me trying to find ways around using the word “and” in the commit message.

aes ,

git commit -m “directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t”

megaman , in isEven API

Funny as hell

andioop , in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
PhlubbaDubba , in I'll just be a quick 3h

See this is where Excel … well, excels!

Pivot tables do these data pulls pretty easy

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Please don’t tell that to any manager. They’ll misinterpret it.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Nah this is one of those slick work deals, legit all you need to do is list all your entries, order a pivot table, and then you can just arrange your variables to display however you want them to, do a little format pizaz, and voila, here’s that “report” you asked for!

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Is it ironic?

Palacegalleryratio , in Works on my machine

You know what, this is on us. Chat GPT is just a prediction engine that tries to say what words it thinks follow a preceding prompt, and it’s looked at millions of examples (written by us) and it’s seen hapless clients and users complain about bugs and be told: “user error, works fine” so often chatGPT just thinks it’s just the culturally accepted polite response to a bug report, in the same way as responding to “thank you” with “you’re welcome”. This is a dark mirror on our profession.

sebsch , in Password requirements are getting out of hand

Thanks for pointing out on gooyey. Looking quite snazzy

github.com/khonsulabs/gooey/blob/…/buttons.rs

DaveedMee , in GoOn
@DaveedMee@beehaw.org avatar

127.0.0.1

I_Miss_Daniel , in Implemented as requested

Great for gymnasts.

RIP_Cheems , in GoOn
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
tgxn ,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

USA sure does have a lot of IPs!

TWeaK , in Implemented as requested

HIS HOUSE HAS THE APPARATUS!!

Diplomjodler , in Merge then review

Test it? Meh. Just ship it.

agilob OP ,
@agilob@programming.dev avatar

It compiles = it goes to prod!

Artyom , (edited ) in Show me a better text format for serializing

Yaml is a great, human-readible file format. Unless there’s an exclamation point in it, then it is an illegible Eldrich horror.

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