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hakunawazo , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor

Move around your back with jklm.

mox , in Shiiieeettt....

What language is that?

treechicken ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

Zangoose ,

Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls

paperplane ,

or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t

Zangoose ,

Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)

FrostKing , in Normal day in the life of a developer

I always feel bad about how much I have to look up until I look at any programmer based forum. Then, I feel at home lol

uis , in Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/86f952a2-f151-4fe5-8908-d2c85aea4d6a.jpeg

uis , in The falsehoods of a senior developer

I see serious lack of responsibility. By junior dev. Also lack of attention and initiative.

jaybone ,

Yeah I’m shocked by some of the things I read in these types of thread. I’m not perfect, we all make mistakes, but I am definitely confident in that I know what I am doing.

Johanno ,

I mean you can do this in the first year.

I however slipped much faster into the senior dev position than I liked. Basically after 2 years full time (and 5 years as a student on part time) I am now expert in a few things and the go to person for questions. For people who work longer in there than me.

DogWater , in Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?

images.app.goo.gl/eLQzZxf1vDBGGSy27

Same energy here

corsicanguppy , in Every language has its niche

But Cinc and its sell-out dad Chef are really great uses of ruby, keeping us from YAML hell and the kludgey socket-machine-gun that is Ansible. That piece of shit has more lithium-lick than I’ve ever seen.

If we can’t have mgmtConfig (ohai go), at least let us keep Cinc, but it needs ruby.

FrowingFostek ,

I really wish I knew what all these words meant. Then again that might ruin the childlike delight I get from my ignorance.

heartfelthumburger , in Every language has its niche
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I like ruby. Use it for a bunch of things at work.

Valmond , in If Architects had to work like Programmers

But before I hire you, can you please build a small house or a shed or a trampoline to show me that you have the skills of an architect. The exact details of what to build will be given to you when the test assignment starts.

This is for free of course.

nelly_man ,

Oh, and once you build that, I’ll move in and expect you to build the rest of the house on top of it.

Deebster , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!
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I thought this was going to be a version of the penguin of doom copypasta.

tronx4002 , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS

Impressive, no cap!

Lizardqueen , in You could say, I am an odd person!

But… Both of these functions are odd?

Artyom ,

I’m not convinced OP has covered even and odd functions yet, best to not confuse him.

andrew , in It's that time of year again
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Because true love is a constant.

GarlicToast , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I don’t own a yoga mat

OpenStars , in Tough break, kid...
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Looks like every Christmas I’ve ever had…

j/k, or am I?

No I am… but am I really? :-P

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