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YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU , in "I want to live forever in AI"

I’ve had this thought and felt it was so profound I should write a short story about it. Now I see this meme and I feel dumb.

morrowind ,
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I saw a great comic about it once, one sec

morrowind ,
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Edit: more focused on teleportation, but a lot of the same idea. Here existentialcomics.com/comic/1

ProgrammingSocks ,

This could’ve sent me into an existential crisis if I hadn’t already had several where I thought the exact same things ;)

I will say, the point about murdering the person other people have in their minds of you is certainly an interesting one.

supercriticalcheese , in When your iRobot finally achieve teleportation

damnit it found the wormhole in the storage room

northendtrooper , (edited ) in The perfect commit message

AI is going to replace my sheets, that should be changed once a week to maintain a high level of hygiene.

cupcakezealot , in It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this
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i agree. the moon should suffer with all of us.

CosmicCleric , (edited ) in It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this
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No link to the article in the picture?

Also, wouldn’t it just be simple enough to make the Moon GMT, and be done with it?

Edit: This comment, that has a link to the actual government PDF, says it better than I.

stebo02 ,
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wouldn’t it just be simple enough to make the Moon GMT

You’d think so, but the problem is that because of gravity, clocks on earth and on the moon will very slowly run out of sync. Idk ask Einstein.

CosmicCleric ,
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You’d think so, but the problem is that because of gravity, clocks on earth and on the moon will run out of sync. Idk ask Einstein.

Yeah I’m aware. It would require ongoing recalibrations of the time display units on the Moon.

Then again if they could just pick up the atomic clock signal (WWV, etc.) from Earth, and then add to it for the time it takes for the signal to cross space from the Earth to the Moon, etc.

At the end of the day it’s just about having all the homo-sapiens going to bed and waking up at the same time, so they can do business in the same window together.

httperror418 ,

Greenwich Moon Time? I’ll see myself out…

CosmicCleric ,
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Greenwich Moon Time? I’ll see myself out…

Well played, sir/madam. Well, played. /slowclap

lugal , in Unicode

Ä3

Vilian , in Hand over your javascript, we have you surrounded

this photo screams brasil more than football and samba

owsei OP ,

I’ll take this as a complement mano

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Eu não sou seu mano, parça

owsei OP ,

Eu não sou seu parça, camarada

marcos ,

São Paulo.

Now, why a crane-renting company is visiting a house eludes me.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Brazilian remake of What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

owsei OP ,

the house was stuck

jimmydoreisalefty , in He revealed the secrets !
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hahaha, this reminds me of certain politicians…

Where they say the quiet part out loud, while most people will ignore it and the status quo continues as is.

We don’t want the Silicon Valley bubble to imploding, right?

p.s. would burst be a better word than imploding? word of the day…

s12 ,

Explosion?

jimmydoreisalefty ,
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Yes, that one would work!

Seems, I wanted an excuse to use the word, ‘implode’, hahaha

vk6flab ,
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Yes officer … right here …

Terrorism? No. Nothing to do with chemistry it’s something much more insidious…

THAT’S a PHP programmer. Look how they’re fixated on implode() vs. explode() …

mexicancartel ,

Explode

jimmydoreisalefty ,
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That would work!

I seem to prefer the pronunciation of the prefix of ‘implode’ vs ‘explode’, a bit too much, hahaha

lettruthout , in Classic Amazon

Well whadaya know… that works.

Pandantic ,
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I only got two though!

Gobbel2000 , in We'll refactor this next year anyways
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Huh? Hexagonal Architecture?

lobut ,

Onion architecture. Ports and adapters are other names for it, I think.

magic_lobster_party ,

It’s an idea by the same guy who wrote the clean code book

Boomkop3 , in We'll refactor this next year anyways

Can’t relate

jwt , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Have you tried rebooting her?

smb ,

it might take ages for her to choose the right boots for rebooting ;-)

aluminium , in New language

Java is great, the way its (ab)used is terrible.

roon , in Should it just be called JASM?
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Remember kids, JSON was almost called JSML

onlinepersona OP ,

Wait, are you serious? 😅

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

OttoVonNoob , in Hate it when that happens

This was me today, I’m making a JRPG in GoDot. I made my pause menu today and I tried running it. It took me to my battle scene… I then kept trying different things with no luck. I then tried running the game… My battle scene popped up! I was so confused, googled it with no solution. Them I started trouble shooting, deleting things til it worked… After that I got autoloader errors, so I removed it from the autoloader… Somehow that fixed it… I dont know how but cool.

sheepishly ,
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Man, I've been working on a JRPG in Godot as well. I haven't encountered any problems like that but now I feel like I'm just waiting for it to happen

OttoVonNoob ,

My best advice, have a copy of the project you work on. Then if it all works save it over the master copy. It’s easy to break stuff.

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