programmer_humor

camr_on , 4 months ago in White House weighing in on the big issues

He’s got my vote

Illecors , 4 months ago in It's kahoot time

What’s Martin Fowler a pun for?

Isoprenoid , 4 months ago

I don’t think it’s a pun. It’s an actual person.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Martin_Fowler_(software_engine…

I don’t get:

Reed Hucks (“Redics”? What does that mean?) Ann Vars Heather Net

noli , 4 months ago

Reed hucks = redux Heather net = ethernet

prettybunnys , 4 months ago

I think Ann Vars is ENV_VARS or similar.

Isoprenoid , 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) in It's kahoot time

If you want the answers that I could find, click here.- Lou Ah = Lua programming language - Ace Ink = Async - Doc. Err = Docker - Rick West = Request - Mike Ross Erveeces = Microservices - Russ T = Rust Thanks, @Skullgrid - Al Gore Ethem = Algorithm - Otto Maite = Automate - Ray Act = React - Riff Aktor = Refactor - Martin Fowler = Actual person named Martin Fowler- Ann Jen Eer = Engineer (Maybe ?) - Paul E Morfism = Polymorphism - Jay Son = Json - Sir T. Feakate = Certificate - Lynn Ter = Linter - Mai C. Quell = MySQL - Justin Time = JIT (Just In Time) - Reed Hucks = Redux. Thanks, @noli - Heather Net = Ethernet. Thanks, @prettybunnys - Ann Vars = ENV_VARS (Environment Variables). Thanks, @noli

Skullgrid , 4 months ago

I think Russ t is just rust.

fibojoly , 4 months ago in It's kahoot time

What a kahoot?

LinearArray , 4 months ago

A quiz game

abucci , 4 months ago in White House weighing in on the big issues

@andrew I know exactly one vi command. :q!

HootinNHollerin , 4 months ago in I need this....

Hail chaos

jaybone , 4 months ago in White House weighing in on the big issues

As a vim user, seems emacs is the more difficult one to quit.

milicent_bystandr , 4 months ago

I tell myself I can quit vim, but somehow I keep going back to it…

Emacs just starts too slowly. Helps to break the dopamine cycle.

_cnt0 , 4 months ago in White House weighing in on the big issues

Obligatory: how to exit vim

vim > emacs, though.

Assman , 4 months ago in I need this....

Okay where’s the link

loudWaterEnjoyer , 4 months ago

https://github.com/rohitdhas/shittier

CodeMonkey , 4 months ago

It looks like it targets JavaScript, the language that least needs it. What is the job security advantage of this tool over a minifier?

learningduck , 4 months ago

Guess, it’s to make your code look hand crafted and not copied from Chat GPT or SO for some take home assignment.

humorlessrepost , 4 months ago in White House weighing in on the big issues

Front end dev here. SublimeText all day eryday.

criitz , 4 months ago

I just switched from Sublime Text to VSCode, so far so good

db2 , 4 months ago in magnetic fields

Too bad it doesn’t work horizontally.

nieceandtows , 4 months ago in White House weighing in on the big issues

Waiting for an executive order on vim vs neovim.

TheGiantKorean , 4 months ago in White House weighing in on the big issues

Vim is like the Hotel California.

ripcord , 4 months ago

On (classic) rock stations so much when I was a kid that it makes me want to stab myself in the ears?

Shareni , 4 months ago

Full of prostitutes and heroin addicts?

gandalf_der_12te , 4 months ago in I need this....

<span style="color:#323232;">function is_equal (x, y) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  if (x == y)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      print("x is equal to y")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      return true;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  return false;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

MTK , 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

`function is_equal (x, y) {

if (is_equal(x,y))

<span style="color:#323232;">  print("x is equal to y")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  return true;
</span>

return false;

}`

Fixed it for you

Ironfacebuster , 4 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">function is_equal (x ,y) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    if (Math.Random() > 0.38) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        console.log(x + " is equal to " + y)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        return true
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    return false
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

KairuByte , 4 months ago

Wouldn’t this fail to compile due to the missing semicolon, and if that is corrected only ever return true?

Ziglin , 4 months ago

Compile? This is JavaScript! Semicolons are optional, didn’t you know?

KairuByte , 4 months ago

Mmm I don’t think this could be JavaScript. Unless we are always returning true.

deegeese , 4 months ago in Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes

I think they’re describing my company’s upcoming GCP -> AWS migration.

slazer2au , 4 months ago

Hope you are getting a rebate on those egress fees.