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sonymegadrive , in Is this a Nut?

C++: Nuh, uh …


<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">template </span><span style="color:#323232;"><</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">typename</span><span style="color:#323232;"> T>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">concept Crackable </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">= </span><span style="color:#323232;">requires(T obj) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    { obj.crack() };
</span><span style="color:#323232;">};
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">auto </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#795da3;">crack</span><span style="color:#323232;">(Crackable </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">auto& </span><span style="color:#323232;">nut) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    nut.crack();
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
Aatube ,

This is dangerous. The object might not have the crack() method, and this bloats the compiled size by a lot if you use it with different types. There's also no reason I can see to use concepts here. The saner way would probably be to use inheritance and objects to mimic Java interfaces.

sonymegadrive ,

This is dangerous

Well, they say you do have to be over 18 to use Concepts

NoLifeKing , in POV: Working at Google

PoV 3 seconds before eu fucks you in the ass without lube.

Kolanaki , in And don't forget RTFM
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Don’t forget to RTFM

Someone documented enough of a thing to call it a manual?

Godnroc ,

Manual? You mean the half-finished wiki someone put together that is the only source of information while also missing the information I need?

Schal330 , in And don't forget RTFM

If anyone genuinely feels this way and wants to get started in coding, I highly recommend doing one of the mooc.fi courses. Codecademy is fine as a taster/refresh but don’t waste money on the premium when something like mooc is available for free.

gazter , in My Git Knowledge

As someone who knows that they know very little about git, this thread makes me think I’m not alone.

laurelraven ,

I think advanced git knowledge, like RegEx, is the exception, while the norm is to know the tiny handful of day to day useful bits

lhamil64 ,

How is regex git knowledge? I guess you can use regular expressions with git grep but it’s certainly not a git-oriented concept…

MrRazamataz ,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

what. that’s not what they said. they are comparing git knowledge to regex knowledge.

Astongt615 ,

Ah, thanks for the explanation. I too misunderstood the inflection.

MrRazamataz ,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

no worries

laurelraven ,

I don’t even know how to respond to this considering it has nothing to do with what I said…

survivalmachine ,

There are at least two ways to parse your statement, and they interpreted it differently from your intention.

laurelraven ,

I guess, if you ignore the comma…

magic_lobster_party ,

Could’ve written like this to avoid the ambiguity: “I think advanced git knowledge, just like RegEx, …”

lhamil64 ,

Rereading it, I now understand what you meant. I interpreted the “like regex” as an example of advanced git knowledge. I’m not sure the comma helps make it unambiguous though.

laurelraven ,

Yeah, reading it again and I can see that interpretation…

This is why you shouldn’t rely on yourself alone for proofreading your writing, I probably could have read that a hundred times and not seen another way to read it without someone else pointing it out

Isoprenoid , (edited ) in It's kahoot time

If you want the answers that I could find, click here.- Lou Ah = Lua programming language - Ace Ink = Async - Doc. Err = Docker - Rick West = Request - Mike Ross Erveeces = Microservices - Russ T = Rust Thanks, @Skullgrid - Al Gore Ethem = Algorithm - Otto Maite = Automate - Ray Act = React - Riff Aktor = Refactor - Martin Fowler = Actual person named Martin Fowler- Ann Jen Eer = Engineer (Maybe ?) - Paul E Morfism = Polymorphism - Jay Son = Json - Sir T. Feakate = Certificate - Lynn Ter = Linter - Mai C. Quell = MySQL - Justin Time = JIT (Just In Time) - Reed Hucks = Redux. Thanks, @noli - Heather Net = Ethernet. Thanks, @prettybunnys - Ann Vars = ENV_VARS (Environment Variables). Thanks, @noli

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

I think Russ t is just rust.

treechicken , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

one box to handle all the frontend requests

why is my project’s architecture here lmao

ooterness ,

Krazam has previously documented the Facegoog microservices architecture in some detail.

Dasnap OP ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.

Lord_ToRA , in If Architects had to work like Programmers
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for copying the text. That site does not support https at all.

starman OP ,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

It’s from 1995, maybe that’s why.

Anyway, no problem.

brunofin , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS

Is flex X on the haters a way of logging to console?

prof OP ,
@prof@infosec.pub avatar

Yes, it pretty much just wraps the expression in a “System.out.println(<expression>);”

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

Maybe "flex X" outputs to stdout and "flex X on the haters" outputs to stderr?

prof OP ,
@prof@infosec.pub avatar

I like the way you think! 😂

mwguy ,

flex X on the fools does verbose logs only.

brunofin ,

I’m curious to know how your language throws and catches errors :)

SpaceCowboy , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.

NaoPb ,

Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.

letsgo , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I think it’s the fact that I can’t see the errors on my vagina.

isVeryLoud ,

Sounds like a skill issue to me

optissima ,
@optissima@lemmy.world avatar

Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh

GnomeKat , in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This comic makes no sense

const_void ,

Yet 80 people upvoted it. Strange…

Imgonnatrythis ,

I too am confused about the decaf part.

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

It’s saying that instead of spending all the resources needed to gather all of the training data for the LLM, just give a junior dev some coffee as the input instead.

The direct comparison is input and output. Coffee/training data is the input and the code is the output.

MajorHavoc ,

But…Decaf?!

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t say it was a GOOD joke. I was just explaining what the joke was.

MajorHavoc ,

Sorry, yes. I’m just trying to “yes, and…”.

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Oh lol sorry. Tone is very hard to understand via text online.

WitchHazel ,

Yeah I don’t really get this, you can come to deterministic mathematic conclusions with ML, it just requires different structuring of the problem. While area of a rectangle may not need optimization, there are many such places that do, like file compression, which requires perfectly accurate results.

xor ,

that’s because you’re commenting on things you don’t understand in a sub not meant for you

GnomeKat ,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

How is this sub not meant for me? lmao followed me from the other thread, cringe

xor ,

it’s for programmers, which you’re obviously not if you think this makes no sense…
and guess what, troll, that’s why you have a public comment history…
it’s a primary function… which i used, as intended, to see how much of a troll you are…

GnomeKat ,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

im a rendering engineer. like GPU programming and engine programming.

xor ,

doubt

Flipper , in Bartender Qualifications

It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.

Patches ,

Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What’s not to love?

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

No waking up in the middle of the of the night panicked, rushing to your work laptop, getting on the vpn, greping logs, and realizing it was all a dream and that never happened.

Yeah, I’ll just mix the drinks strong.

GreenEnigma , in What if we added a social component like "Stories" to this calculator app?

This meme is the most those people have ever actually contributed to society as a whole.

WaxedWookie ,

What are you talking about? David kicked kinda good while having hair, and Victoria was in a band called the Spice Girls despite being a set square haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker.

GreenEnigma ,

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.

fl42v , in Whitespace

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