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lnxtx , in Not a Number
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rikudou ,

In my language, onanování is masturbating. And onan is a mild insult insinuating that someone wanks a lot.

kamenlady ,
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Onanieren in German

user224 ,
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Onanovanie in Slovak.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Onanizál in Hungarian.

Central European gang rise up!

Muscar ,

Onani in Swedish, which this image is from.

wanderer ,

It’s onanism in English. And it’s rather stupid to call it that because Onan didn’t masturbate, he used the pull out method to avoid getting his sister-in-law pregnant with his brother’s kid. (yes, I know that sounds weird but that’s the story)

andioop ,

I figure it is called that because both the pull-out method and masturbation for penis-havers involves spilling your seed somewhere outside of a woman’s womb.

wanderer ,

Yes, from a superficial viewpoint they are similar. And from a superficial viewpoint shooting a practice target is similar to shooting a person dead. It would be rather stupid to refer to target practice as murder.

andioop ,

I get your point, but considering that we got the word “Onanism” from the Bible I was thinking about some Christian denominations’ views of why God wasn’t happy with Onan in the Bible: because he ejaculated without trying to procreate. That is why I thought it was relevant to tie those two things together like that.

wanderer ,

Onan’s crime was greed not lust. He did not want to provide for Tamar or her potential children.

andioop ,

According to Wikipedia, Biblical scholars essentially agree with you, to the point

Bible scholars even maintain that the Bible does not claim that masturbation would be sinful.

which is pretty cool especially given my prior belief that most people agreed it was about lust. Wikipedia does also say that some Christian denominations have interpreted the sin to be as lust, though.

And Catholicism, at least, still doesn’t like the ejaculation without procreation:

Since, therefore, the conjugal act is destined primarily by nature for the begetting of children, those who in exercising it deliberately frustrate its natural power and purpose sin against nature and commit a deed which is shameful and intrinsically vicious.

Small wonder, therefore, if Holy Writ bears witness that the Divine Majesty regards with greatest detestation this horrible crime and at times has punished it with death. As St. Augustine notes, “Intercourse even with one’s legitimate wife is unlawful and wicked where the conception of the offspring is prevented. Onan, the son of Juda, did this and the Lord killed him for it.”

(number 54 and 55 in a Pope Pius XI encyclical)

(I never thought I’d be discussing religion on programming.dev lol)

rikudou ,

Not the same thing, I’m pretty sure something like that is in almost any language, but here it’s the official word for male masturbation, not some niche word that’s not really used much.

I know the story and you’re right, it’s pretty dumb how it’s used.

psmgx ,

related: en.wikipedia.org/…/Some_Thoughts_on_the_Science_o…

by Mark Twain, btw. short read, and hilarious

blackbrook ,

…spilled his arithmetic overflow on the ground.

xmunk , in Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job?

I can only assume this company put so much effort into their role posting because they’re specifically trying to hire quiet quitters that are concurrently holding five or more jobs. I’d encourage any such persons to apply.

problematicPanther , in What it's like to be a developer in 2024
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so apparently google search is just shitty now, that’s the takeaway here.

RonSijm , in “ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”
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Just wait until she learns child processes get aborted

quinkin , in I am a sinner

Finally finish acceptance testing, get the changes deployed to production, wrap up the documentation. Job well done.

Bing. Email from vendor “we are entirely changing our API, it’s now push instead of pull”.

Randelung , in c/unixsocks for more

You see, because of the stark absence of women, we kinda had to make our own.

cordlesslamp ,

Can’t argue with that logic. Where do I sign up?

onlinepersona , in Senior dev be like...

I wanted to write code with more authority and higher wage, not sit in endless meetings and explain to somebody why it’s 8 story points instead of 5 🙄

Anti Commercial-AI license

explodIng_lIme , in The easiest problem

for whatever in stuff:

Buddahriffic ,

for myList in myElement:

CandleTiger ,

You need to use trigger warnings for this kind of shit.

gandalf_der_12te , in The easiest problem

How to write spaghetti code:

camr_on , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
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God read my code and it made Him cry

lemmyreader , in I'm back on that other OS for work

😄 No worries. “Help is on its way”. I am sure that Microsoft will release the source code of Vim 0.1 optimized for Windows very soon! /s /j

MaggiWuerze , in When your iRobot finally achieve teleportation

It broke containment!

FlaminGoku ,

Clever girl

KindaABigDyl , in Guess what my favourite language is:
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Purpose made for Data-science

Uhhh… R?

That, MATLAB, and Python are the only languages I know of used in that field, and it’s not MATLAB or Python lol. I don’t know anything about R tho

h30x ,

No, Julia. LLVM compiled scientific language

merari42 OP ,

Na this is about R

KindaABigDyl ,
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Oh actually I have heard of that as well

xlash123 , in It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this
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Shouldn’t it have its own time system? And have its own time zones? You can’t give the moon its own single time zone (unless you’re into the idea of a single universal time zone).

whotookkarl ,
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There’s not really a difference between 0 timezones and 1 timezone, let’s split it and go with 1/2 timezones

ricecake ,

That’s actually what they’re doing. The reporting said timezone when the actual order is more about time standards.

They’re creating coordinated lunar time, as a complement to coordinated universal time, so it’s a different time system with details about how it relates to UTC.

whitehouse.gov/…/Celestial-Time-Standardization-P…

Timezones on the moon don’t serve as much function, because the day/night cycle is closer to a month long, and doesn’t map to human rhythms at all. In a hypothetical where we have moon colonies on opposite sides of the moon, there’s no reason for them to not still have synchronized day/night, since it already has no relation to the movement of the sun in the lunar sky.

gravitas_deficiency , in Rust but you can't write semicolons and commas

You absolute menace. Well done. 🍻

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