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DzikiMarian , in Wow, what a comp for doing free consulting work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Would you prefer SO to be paid?

UlrikHD ,
@UlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

That would never be an option for Stackoverflow

DzikiMarian ,

Well guy complains about compensation for his “work”. I assume he’s ready to shell out a few dollars for when he’ll need it :-)

UlrikHD ,
@UlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

His “work” as you put it, is the only thing of value on the site. SO without users to provide answers are worth zero dollars, so I’m not sure why you put work in quotation mark.

DzikiMarian ,

Because if he’s able to help anyone on SO, he very likely profited many, many times from free access to knowledge there before he got to this point. Given activity of average user he probably gained orders of magnitude more than he given.

I find rambling about money and compensation in such context distasteful.

SO provided platform which, while not perfect is used by millions of people. They aren’t overloaded with ads and dark patterns as many of the clones. If it’s worthless, why people are using it instead self hosted blogs for example?

silent_water ,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

the owners of SO make far more than the benefit provided to any single dev. if that were not true, they wouldn’t be in business.

DzikiMarian ,

if that were not true, they wouldn’t be in business.

Why? They are not loosing anything while developers are gaining time using their website.

They had 66 million dollars revenue in 2021. They have about 20 million registered users (and much more unregistered, and that’s revenue not income, but let’s forget that). Do you really, honestly feel, that SO doesn’t save you $3 worth of time per year?

silent_water ,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

I use stackoverflow for minutes at a time and it almost never has answers to the questions I need answers to. if it has an answer, it’s usually “you can’t do that”. reference docs are 100% of the time more helpful. so no, I don’t think so.

DzikiMarian ,

Why do you go there then? If you don’t, they won’t get their $3 out of you and universe is in balance again :-)

silent_water ,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

frustration, usually, hoping against hope that the answer is relevant.

ToxicWaste ,

You guys are funny. If you don’t want to see ads, use adblock. Now SO is a free platform for people that want to contribute.

silent_water ,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

I don’t want Google to have my info. the ads are secondary.

Arnaught , (edited ) in data secured
@Arnaught@kbin.social avatar

The Windows Scan app is particularly bad at this. When you scan a document, it saves the scan as a PNG in PicturesScans. This is a sensible place to save scans by default, but it doesn't tell you where. It just says it was saved. There's a button to view it, but this just opens the scan in the Windows Photos app, which (at least, last I checked) doesn't have an option to view the full path of the picture you're viewing or open the folder it's in!

null_recurrent ,

They want you to access everything through search and recently accessed because its so intuitive. It’s like they want computers to be as hard to use as possible for people who need to do actual work on many projects in any sort of organized way.

Also, now that IT has integrated everything with OneDrive, I routinely have to wait for my own files to be redownloaded before accessing them.

eduardobragaxz ,

You can both see the path and open the folder it’s in with the photos app.

I’m not sure what scan app you’re using, but there’s a Windows 8 era one that hasn’t been updated since, so maybe not the best.

Arnaught ,
@Arnaught@kbin.social avatar

Oh, looking at the Windows 11 Photos app real quick, I see the path is shown under the file info tab at the top. That's nice! I don't think this was shown anywhere in the Windows 10 version, but again, it's been a while since I've checked.

rothaine , in Sometimes there is a better choice than Javascript

“Sometimes there is a better choice than JavaScript”

We call it TypeScript

bjornp_ ,

I heard they’re looking to add typing to JavaScript in a very similar style as TypeScript. Basically running TypeScript in the browser without tsc.

There’s at least a proposal which I hope they’ll continue with.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in Shit Happens

Website down? Watch me travel into another one of the many universe instances of the multiverse fediverse.

Mango , in I swear I check them often enough!

42 is supposed to be the exaggeration meme???

Bro my mobile browser has so many tabs open it stopped giving me a number and gives me a smiley face instead. It’s like 150.

ICastFist OP ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

“Stop it. Get some help.” - Your browser

ItzzMe ,
@ItzzMe@midwest.social avatar

Mine gives me an infinity symbol in Firefox iOS

orbitz ,

How do you find which one you want with 150 open? Genuinely curious is all, I’m old and mostly use PC and can type quick enough to find what I want if I know which site (wikis for games and such). If I had to scroll through 150 tabs I’d spend half the time looking through a list so wonder how it helps to have that many open. Or maybe I just don’t read fast enough to scroll well.

Matthew ,

The search bar will show open tabs matching the query along side a switch to tab button. I’ve seen it on desktop anyway, I’d think it’s on mobile as well. I’d wager that individuals with that many tabs left open never go back to them though lol

Mango ,

I’ve got them grouped into categories. They’re glorified bookmarks really.

masterofn001 ,
Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Ngl mobile browsers are wack with the tabs. They don’t close when you close the app so mine just keep racking up the number.

Michal , in Account Required, 2FA, Contract Signed In Blood... to see a PDF.

Pdf documentation? Ewww…

ByteOnBikes ,

It’s a PDF in slideshow format after you give them your email.

DxK , in The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.

I always forget Matthew Lillard is like 6’5” (195cm). I know he’s tall but damn they must have him standing in a trench or put his costars on boxes to level shots a bit because he’s towering over everyone in that pic and he’s not even standing up straight lol.

half_fiction ,

They had him do that thing where you kneel on top of your shoes.

Volkditty ,

They Dorf’d him.

aniki , in Malware As A Service

ItS NoT A wInDoWs PrObLeM – Idiots, even on Lemmy

ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

I genuinely can’t tell at whom you are addressing this. Those claiming it is a Windows problem or those that say otherwise?

daellat ,

Hi, idiot here. Can you explain how it is a windows problem?

aniki ,

If you patch a security vulnerability, who’s fault is the vulnerability? If the OS didn’t suck, why does it need a 90 billion dollar operation to unfuck it?

Redhat is VALUED at less than that.

pitchbook.com/profiles/company/41182-21

It’s a fucking windows problem.

ricecake ,

Sure, but they weren’t patching a windows vulnerability, windows software, or a security issue, they were updating their software.

I’m all for blaming Microsoft for shit, but “third party software update causes boot problem” isn’t exactly anything they caused or did.

You also missed that the same software is deployed on Mac and Linux hosts.

Hell, they specifically call out their redhat partnership: www.crowdstrike.com/partners/falcon-for-red-hat/

Kusimulkku ,

Are the Mac and Linux machines having BSOD (-style) issues and trouble booting?

candybrie ,

No, because CrowdStrike didn’t bork the drivers for those systems. They could have, though.

ricecake ,

Nope, because they only shipped a corrupted windows kernel module.

It’s dumb luck that whatever process resulted in them shipping a broken build didn’t impact the other platforms.

pkill ,

isn’t XNU more decoupled than Windows kernel?

thefartographer ,

How the fuck did my Fedora just bluescreen?? Crowdstrike!

audience laughter, freeze-frame

xtr0n ,

Crowdstrike completely screwed the pooch with this deploy but ideally, Windows wouldn’t get crashed by a bas 3rd party software update. Although, the crashes may be by design in a way. If you don’t want your machine running without the security software running, and if the security software is buggy and won’t start up, maybe the safest thing is to not start up?

MangoPenguin ,
@MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Are we acting like Linux couldn’t have the same thing happen to it? There are plenty of things that can break boot.

InEnduringGrowStrong ,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

CrowdStrike also supports Linux and if they fucked up a Windows patch, they could very well fuck up a linux one too. If they ever pushed a broken update on Linux endpoints, it could very well cause a kernel panic.

ricecake ,

Yeah, it’s a crowd strike issue. The software is essentially a kernel module, and a borked kernel module will have a lot of opportunities to ruin stuff, regardless of the OS.

Ideally, you want your failure mode to be configurable, since things like hospitals would often rather a failure with the security system keep the medical record access available. :/. If they’re to the point of touching system files, you’re pretty close to “game over” for most security contexts unfortunately. Some fun things you can do with hardware encryption modules for some cases, but at that point you’re limiting damage more than preventing a breach.

Architecture wise, the windows hybrid kernel model is potentially more stable in the face of the “bad kernel module” sort of thing since a driver or module can fail without taking out the rest of the system. In practice… Not usually since your video card shiting the bed is gonna ruin your day regardless.

Kusimulkku ,

It’s a problem affecting Windows, not problem caused by Windows I guess.

daellat ,

That’s what I was thinking so I was curious what the argument would be

GBU_28 ,

“even on Lemmy”

Like this is some highbrow collection of geniuses here?

barsquid ,

No just statistically we are all Arch (btw) Linux users who hate Windows.

Cornelius_Wangenheim , (edited )

Because it isn’t. Their Linux sensor also uses a kernel driver, which means they could have just as easily caused a looping kernel panic on every Linux device it’s installed on.

ytg ,

There’s no way of knowing that, though. Perhaps their Linux and Darwin drivers wouldn’t have paniced the system?

Regardless, doing almost anything at the kernel level is never a good idea

ricecake ,

Security operations being one of the things that is often best done at the kernel level because of the need to monitor network and file operations in a way you can’t in user mode.

ricecake ,

Also, it’s less about “their” drivers and more about what a kernel module can do.
Saying “there’s no way to know” doesn’t fit, because we do know that a malformed kernel module can destabilize a linux or mac system.

“Malformed file” isn’t a programming defect or something you can fix by having a better API.

deadbeef79000 ,

Having the data exposed to userspace via an API would avoid having to have a kernel module at all… Which when malformed wouldn’t compromise the kernel.

ricecake ,

I mean, sure. But typically operating systems don’t expose that type of information to user space, instead providing a kernel interface with user mode configuration.

It’s why they use the same basic approach on mac and Linux.

ohmyiv ,
@ohmyiv@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not impossible. Crowdstrike has done it recently to linux machines.

Kernel panic observed after booting 5.14.0-427.13.1.el9_4.x86_64 by falcon-sensor process:
access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Paywalled, unfortunately

belated_frog_pants , in OneDrive deleted my files!

Never use onedrive

Slovene ,

Yeah, gotta have several.

Tja ,

Raid gang

IsoSpandy , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Man the last one really hits home. I would transfer all of my github projects for a stable livable job

absentbird ,
@absentbird@lemm.ee avatar

What’s your area of expertise? In my experience software jobs that pay a livable wage are pretty common, it’s finding one that isn’t miserable work for a terrible company that’s the tricky part.

Hupf , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid
SatouKazuma ,

I’m quite sure that atmospheric wind currents don’t change the direction of cosmic rays, lol.

NigelFrobisher , in Seriously how many times does this have to happen

I mean, turns out it is pretty easy actually, Boromir.

MeDuViNoX , in Please stop
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar
briefbeschwerer , in Trying to understand JSON…

Billion dollar mistake

bleistift2 OP ,

For those who don’t know:

Speaking at a software conference in 2009, Tony Hoare hyperbolically apologized for “inventing” the null reference:[26] [27]

I call it my billion-dollar mistake. It was the invention of the null reference in 1965. At that time, I was designing the first comprehensive type system for references in an object oriented language (ALGOL W). My goal was to ensure that all use of references should be absolutely safe, with checking performed automatically by the compiler. But I couldn’t resist the temptation to put in a null reference, simply because it was so easy to implement. This has led to innumerable errors, vulnerabilities, and system crashes, which have probably caused a billion dollars of pain and damage in the last forty years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hoare

Ephera ,

Huh, so Tony Hoare invented null and then Graydon Hoare invented Rust, immediately terminating the existence of null which does not have a traditional null value.

T156 , in Let me pull this out of my ass

I don’t think that’s how you’re meant to use a WHERE.

lurch ,

you just think that because you don’t already have the result of your criteria sitting in a magic field

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