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Barzaria , in rm -rf /

I always use this command as $rm -fr and read it as remove, for real

sukhmel ,

it’s for the French locale

Ephera ,

I do write it as rm -rf, but then my brain always continues singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight…

MonkeMischief ,

singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight…

“reeHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–EE–Eaally ya-sure ya-wan-nadothaaat?”

(rm -rf, rm -rf, rm -rf)

Mikina , in Just a dad helping out

I mean, if it’s **just ** a normal screen-sized website, that already makes it a lot easier. Not having to deal with responsiveness bullshit would make webdev a lot better experience. That is assuming “normal screen” means 1920*1080, or whatever is the median screen size.

pastermil ,

To be fair, using flex box (which is the default in many modern framework) would make responsiveness a breeze these days.

Ahardyfellow ,

One day I’ll learn flex and be able to make nice responsive displays, but until then Bootstrap it is.

pastermil ,

Whichever works for you!

MajorHavoc ,

It only needs to look good on whatever screen size the client’s CEO’s favorite administrative director uses, when she checks on it, on a Friday evening, seven weeks after delivery (but still well before I’ll ever see my $500.00…)

Wish me luck guessing the screen size…

hakunawazo ,

Just make it mobile first… and last ;)

aida , in The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.

show/movie name?

misericordiae ,

Hackers.

tover153 ,
Bldck ,
randompasta ,

Great soundtrack!

c0smokram3r ,
@c0smokram3r@midwest.social avatar

Omg yesss the soundtrack 😍😎😍😎

Entropywins ,

Oh your in for a treat

mosiacmango ,

A wonderful mix of actual hacking (social engineering, phreaking) and batshit crazy “future hacks” (hack the gibson!)

remotelove ,
Crackhappy , in Crowdstrike
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

This is entirely fake.

Coreidan ,

Like you

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Boom. Nice shot.

lseif ,

but op is verified

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

SkunkWorkz ,
tweeks ,

What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

Please, I’m kidding. But it would be interesting.

Kalkaline , in Googling
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Holy shit, this guy only Google searches with {google:baseURL}/search?udm=14&q=%s

FuglyDuck , in Which one???
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

pretty sure that’s your dating profile. And/or cat photos.

JackbyDev OP ,

cat ~/Photos/cat.jpeg >> ~/.dating_profile

pelletbucket , in blahaj

now do blahaj.zip

Rai ,

blahaj, neatly in a sleeping bag, zipped up to their… chinjaw?

DeltaTangoLima ,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

Withy some compression straps around it to make it look smaller in places

andioop ,

I find it very appropriate this post came out of lemmy.zip

mindbleach ,

Crammed headfirst in a freezer bag and sat on.

akincisor , in Implementing RFC 3339 shouldn't really be that hard...

There is one big caveat to universal time:

Future dates: If you use utc here and a time zone definition changes, you’re boned. You have to store local time and offset for just this one usecase.

Natanael ,

Store absolute time in something like Epoch (seconds since 1970-01-01) plus local time zone

carrylex OP ,
@carrylex@lemmy.world avatar

If you use utc here and a time zone definition changes, you’re boned

I’m pretty sure that things like the tz database exist exactly for such a case.

booly ,

The TZ database doesn’t tell us what the offsets will be in the future. Only the past.

BatmanAoD ,

Sorry, why would you be “boned” if you have UTC time? Are you thinking of the case where the desired behavior is to preserve the local time, rather than the absolute time?

umbraroze ,

Not exactly boned but it probably doesn’t make practical difference to store “local time + tzinfo timezone” than just UTC time.

  • You record an event occurring at local time
  • You store it as UTC
  • Local time zone definition changes
  • Well whoop de loo, now you need to go through tzinfo to make sense of the past data anyway rather than relying on a known offset

Even if you store everything in UTC, you may be safe… but figuring out the local time is still convoluted and involves a trip through tzinfo.

booly ,

I think the comment is specifically talking about storing future times, and contemplating future changes to the local time zone offsets.

If I say that something is going to happen at noon local time on July 1, 2030 in New York, we know that is, under current rules, going to happen at 16:00 UTC. But what if the US changes its daylight savings rules between now and 2030? The canonical time for that event is noon local time, and the offset between local time and UTC can only certainly be determined with past events, so future events defined by local will necessarily have some uncertainty when it comes to UTC.

modest_bunny ,

“boned”

nice word choice

el_abuelo ,

So many things would be fucked by a TZ change that it very rarely makes sense to consider it.

You’re making a calendar app? Fuck it…some folks are gonna get confused…solved by simply emailing your users and telling them to reschedule shit because there’s kind of a big event going on that everyone knows about and has been planning for for years. Hell in all liklihood this is probably easily solved by simply doing a mass migration of events scheduled before the TZ change.

You’re coding for nuclear weapons? Maybe consider it. But probably not.

That is to say: there are ways to solve problems without resorting to writing the most complicated bullshit code ever seen. Unless of course you work on my team - in which case you’d be right at home.

bjoern_tantau , in Average CSS
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

People learning CSS through shitty frameworks:

avidamoeba , in Please stop
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STABLE

Someone with a case of brain rot.

Sonotsugipaa ,

Me, because I cannot understand how people can miss the facetiousness of this meme template with such confidence

avidamoeba ,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

🪦

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

When even the skull is more alive

jubilationtcornpone ,

Ah, I see you’ve met the product owner.

RonSijm , in Explaining software development methods by flying to Mars
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

Cowboy Programming:

PO: Hey we want to go to Mars

  • 3 weeks of silence -
    Developer: Hey I’m there, where are you?
SatouKazuma ,

This is the way.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

Assuming you know the developer isn’t a shitbird, because you’re the developer. If this was Investor Humor the idea would be less popular.

Jesus_666 ,

PO: Someone else figure out how to repeat what he did.

Second developer: Sorry, I tried to make sense of his rocket design but I can’t figure out how to make a copy that doesn’t explode before we even put the fuel in.

ID411 , in Derisking a project 1 year out

Every dev loves agile until they have to have a conversation with the users.

Bias on show : trad PM from the past .

marcos ,

Do your scrum-using organization put users at the development process?!? I don’t think I’ve seen any Agile¹ organization doing that.

1 - The one with capital “A”, that is an antonym of the one with lower cap “a”.

hex ,

Users can be like clients too though.

marcos ,

That’s a remarkable coincidence!

Anyway, yes, it’s not disallowed or impossible.

Zahtu ,

Tru dat. Agile product management is not the same as agile project management. Agile Project Management is about the ability to figure and changes things along the lines of the predetermined cost and time path (e.g. figuring out features required along the way), not about the agility to prolong/shorten product value proposition time to market.

dandi8 ,
@dandi8@fedia.io avatar

As a dev, I think agile works best when there's an ongoing conversation with the users, and I usually have to fight with management to get to speak to those actual users.

mindbleach , in Daniel Suelo already did that

Why, in the name of god, does Lemmy’s obsession with censorship include the word “jerk?”

KomfortablesKissen ,

Gotta keep the language advertiser friendly.

FlorianSimon ,

Which advertiser are you talking about? 😵‍💫

KomfortablesKissen ,

That’s the joke ^^

But it also shows the influence of watching YouTube|TikTok|Other Streamers that ARE using advertiser friendly language.

dullbananas OP , (edited )
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s my personal choice. I want to be able to show the content of my posts and comments to anyone (edit: not only adults or unsupervised peers).

mindbleach ,

It’s bullshit and you should stop.

It’s a pattern of destroying information over puritanical nonsense. Treat people like adults.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

But muh freedom

mindbleach ,

Nobody’s stopping you.

You should stop.

This is not a contradiction.

sukhmel ,

That’s deeper than it seems

FlorianSimon ,

It’s not about freedoms. Your self-censorship is wasting everyone’s time, because we need to decipher what you meant.

This was not supposed to be a fucking riddle.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Ignorance of Daniel Suelo is ignorance of Daniel Suelo.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

These comments alone prove that some people are not adults.

mindbleach ,

Infantalizing people for their own good --> infantalizing people as an insult.

More behavior you need to cut the fuck out.

isVeryLoud ,

Agreed, I don’t come to Lemmy to be treated like a child.

thesmokingman ,

I can’t find this being a problem. What circles do you move in where “jerk” is a problematic word?

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

The whole thing after “programming” is the problem. I can’t remember why I didn’t censor the whole word.

FlorianSimon ,

Your self-censorship actually makes your already bad meme even worse because it’s incomprehensible.

But sure, it’s your right.

expr ,

Pretty dumb, honestly. If anything it just adds a Streisand effect to it as people try to figure out what’s censored.

Not that censoring it has any value whatsoever. Like if a child sees that, so fucking what?

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

If I included cussing in “[YTP] Intoducing Apple Pro”, then I wouldn’t have been able to show it in my self introduction presentation in a high school class. I can’t guarantee that cleanness wouldn’t have a similar benefit for this meme.

lseif ,

dont listen to the others. u are free to censor your own content; it is still completely readable. people just want to complain about something.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Another r*ctangle lover 🤮 /s

fibojoly , in Someone escaped the Matrix

One of my colleague is leader of the team managing our internal software systems, but also a potato farmer. Somehow.

abbadon420 ,

I have some chickens and some cows. It’s easy to combine small scale with wfh. Just need to move soemwhere with land and wifi.

uis ,
OneStepAhead , in Instructions were unclear:gotta be precise with that anotating tool

Was the employee also given an a SFP or were they supposed to just make one out of thin air?

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