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Thcdenton , in How I date

My shoes were already off.

Iheartcheese ,
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Knoxvomica ,

LOOK AT MY CROOKED TOES

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I’m looking

Toes , in How I date

Finally I feel motivated.

Thcdenton , in How big is your desk?
Mouselemming , in How I date

The pointed gun and Rust is giving me Alec Baldwin vibes, especially in the context of Netflix. Then I realized what instance I had landed in from All.

PhlubbaDubba , in How I date

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

Socsa ,

So it’s like slightly more responsible Python

Socsa , in How I date

*Haskell

davidagain ,

But I’m scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can’t I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you’ll never want to leave. Never leave… Always elm… Lovely lovely elm…

Anticorp , in How I date

*cracks knuckles

My kind of evening…

taanegl , in How I date

Primeagen?

Pickle_Jr , in How I date

Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

widw ,

The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”

Sabata11792 ,

I’m still down.

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
@send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world avatar

Thats so much better 😭

rf_ ,

I think the original text was about ham radio.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

Ephera ,

I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

Areldyb ,

Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE

bruhduh , in How I date
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FORTRAN

frightful_hobgoblin , in I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again

cringe

Ziglin , (edited ) in I'll have you know, my fork of a github repo has 3 stars 😎

Me and my D&D group 👀

jaaake , in I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again

Pasting the same thing I commented last time this was posted:

After reading that entire post, I wish I had used AI to summarize it.

I am not in the equally unserious camp that generative AI does not have the potential to drastically change the world. It clearly does. When I saw the early demos of GPT-2, while I was still at university, I was half-convinced that they were faked somehow. I remember being wrong about that, and that is why I’m no longer as confident that I know what’s going on.

This pull quote feels like it’s antithetical to their entire argument and makes me feel like all they’re doing is whinging about the fact that people who don’t know what they’re talking about have loud voices. Which has always been true and has little to do with AI.

Carighan ,
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Yeah, parts of this article feel like they’ve been written by a GenAI. Which… might have been the point, I suppose.

steventhedev OP ,

So to be clear: you didn’t laugh?

Modva ,

I thought it was hilarious

BehindTheBarrier ,

I kinda get where he is coming for though. AI is being crammed into everything, and especially in things where they are not currently suited to be.

After learning about Machine learning, you kind realize that unlike “regular programs” that ML gives you “roughly what you want” answers. Approximations really. This is all fine and good for generating images for example, because minor details being off of what you wanted probably isn’t too bad. A chat bot itself isn’t wrong here, because there are many ways to say the same thing. The important thing is that there is a definite step after that where you evaluate the result. In simpler ML you can even figure out the specifics of the process, but for the most part we evaluate what the LLM said or if the image is accurate to our expectations. But we can’t control or constrain the output to exactly our needs, because our restrictions largely are just input in a almost finished approximation engine.

The problem is, that companies take these approximation engines, put them in their product and consider their output fact. Like Ai chatbots doing customer support, and make up facts like the user that was told about rules that didn’t exist for an airline, or the search engines that parrot jokes or harmful advice. Sure you and I might realize that these things come from a machine that doesn’t actually think about it’s answers, but others don’t. And throwing a “*this might be wrong because its AI” on it is not an acceptable waiver of accountability.

Despite this, I use chatgpt and gemini a lot to help me program, they get a lot of things wrong but also do great. It’s a great tool, exactly because I step in after the approximation step, review and decide. I’m aware of the limits. But putting these things in front of “users” without a review step means you are advertising that you are either unaware of this flaw, or just see the cost-benefit analysis and see that if noting else it’ll generate interest during the hype.

There is a huge potential, but throwing AI into a situation where facts are needed when it’s only making rough guesses, is the wrong way about it.

nxdefiant ,

There’s an earlier bit that complements that nicely:

“it turns out that the core competency of smiling and promising people things that you can’t actually deliver is highly transferable.”

Mikina , in Not everything can be done in constant time, that's O(k)

For me, my common result would be something like O(shit).

Kolanaki , in Not everything can be done in constant time, that's O(k)
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Wait… How can time ever not be constant? Can we stop time?! 😮

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