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WalrusDragonOnABike , in How big is your desk?

If your desk is only 3/4ths of a chain long, how will you fit more than one computer?

dutchkimble ,

That’s the whole advantage of block chain. You can add more lego blocks to your desk and keep the chain going.

darklamer , in How big is your desk?
@darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Would it be possible to work around this by using virtual desktops? 🤔

OsaErisXero ,

Technically yes, but the thermal load of putting all those computers inside the other computers is generally prohibitive, and image quality once you get 3 monitors deep in the tool chain is poor enough you have to start making the text bigger.

Skullgrid , in How big is your desk?
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

I hate working in frontend because I have to keep switching computers between Javascript, HTML, CSS and sometimes SVG

iarigby , (edited )

come on, only one out of those four is a programming language

edit (begrudgingly): ok fine, half, but still

gamma ,
@gamma@programming.dev avatar

CSS is turing conplete.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

come on, only one out of those four is a programming language

that’s part of the joke ;)

marcos ,

SVG? SVG isn’t half a language, it’s a completely functional one!

HamsterRage , in How big is your desk?

Many, many years ago I used to have two Wyse50 terminals, running split screens each with two parts. I did a lot of support on remote systems (via modem!) and I would have a session on a customer system, source code and running on our test system and internal stuff. I didn’t have space for a third terminal.

At another job I had an office with a “U” shaped desk. I would spread printouts across half the “U” and swivel around between the computer and the printouts.

thefartographer , in How big is your desk?

I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike

zeet , in How big is your desk?
@zeet@lemmy.world avatar

You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

ZeroCool OP ,
@ZeroCool@vger.social avatar

Well, now I feel like an idiot. I’ve always assumed that was just an expression!

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but it’s a regular expression.

jaybone ,

I run perl on arch btw

And009 ,

Stacks are real

abbadon420 ,

Stacks are for idiots, racks are what we need and blades are the real deal.

And009 ,

I’m a Deck man myself

zea_64 ,

It’s called a tower PC for a reason

kelargo ,

I thought Tower PC was named after the record store.

fibojoly ,

For most devs, it’s a Jenga tower. Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.

zea_64 ,

Do you get two empty spaces next to your tower? For maintenance if the lower elements.

zaphod ,

And I thought it meant those programmers are bad at memory management because their stack is always full.

numberfour002 , in How big is your desk?

HTML CSS XML JSON SQL CRAYONS

Okay, it’s starting to add up.

ricdeh ,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Not a single real language 😈

Aceticon ,

It really depends on whether that SQL is the standard one (such as SQL92) or with the database specific extensions (such as PL/SQL).

The latter often adds up to a “real” programming language (were you can define your own functions and everything), depending on the database.

But yeah, the rest not so much.

kelargo ,

Features to enhance vendor lock in.

Aceticon ,

Indeed.

frezik ,

JSON and XML can be “real” languages. Mostly because of people who didn’t stop to ask if they should.

iAvicenna , in It's called attaining divinity
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I guess this is what gen z programmers making memes look like

Rai , in How big is your desk?

Reminds me of a scam call center person telling Kitboga “your IP address is tied to your house address. You don’t get a new one unless you move houses”

MaggiWuerze ,

I wish

briggsyj , in JavaScript
southernwolf , in How big is your desk?
@southernwolf@pawb.social avatar

This is why we need 3, 4, or even 5 monitors at a time.

Varven ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

More monitors the better

Ticklemytip , in JavaScript

I love inside jokes. I hope you be apart of one someday

Holzkohlen , in JavaScript

It’s best not to touch anything web related, lest you want to go mad. It’s like the elder scrolls or laying eyes on some cosmic horror creature. Tbf this also goes for C++

MonkderDritte ,

Keep to sane environments to keep sane.

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

At least C++ build tools are easier than modern JS.

marcos ,

I don’t think “easier” is the right way to compare here. The C++ build tools will absolutely rewrite your code into something you can’t expect to guess, but it doesn’t make them hard to “use”.

Scoopta , in Basically the extent of my IPv6 knowledge
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Should probably fix that given we’ve been out of IPv4 for over a decade now and v6 is only becoming more widely deployed

vk6flab ,
@vk6flab@lemmy.radio avatar

It’s not real.

renzev OP ,

Agreed. Though I wonder if ipv6 will ever displace ipv4 in things like virtual networks (docker, vpn, etc.) where there’s no need for a bigger address space

captainjaneway ,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

I hope so. I don’t want to manage two different address spaces in my head. I prefer if one standard is just the standard.

domi ,
@domi@lemmy.secnd.me avatar

Yes, because Docker becomes significantly more powerful once every container has a different publicly addressable IP.

Altough IPv6 support in Docker is still lacking in some areas right now, so add that to the long list of IPv6 migration todos.

30p87 ,

I wish everything would just default to a unix socket in /run, with only nginx managing http and stream reverse sockets.

verstra ,

Wait, but if you have, for example an HTTP API and you listen on a unix socket in for incoming requests, this is quite a lot of overhead in parsing HTTP headers. It is not much, but also cannot be the recommended solution on how to do network applications.

WaterWaiver ,

Replacing a TCP socket with a UNIX socket doesn’t affect the amount of headers you have to parse.

Omgboom ,

Then why does it still break everything lol

al4s ,

Skill issue

0x0 ,

we’ve been out of IPv4 for over a decade now

Really? Haven’t had trouble allocating new VPSs with IPv4 as of late…

frezik ,

You’re probably in a country that got a ton of allocations in the 90s. If you came from a country that was a little late to build out their infrastructure, or even tried to setup a new ISP in just about any country, you would have a much harder time.

PenisWenisGenius ,

I use ipv6 when possible but it’s rarely possible. I’ve never had home internet that was ipv6 ready enough for my wan address when googling “what’s my ip” to be something besides an ipv4 number.

Could I get ipv6 over otherwise non ipv6 compatible hardware using a vpn?

renzev , in How big is your desk?
Aceticon ,

An this was back in the 80s where there were only 8 programming languages…

Classy ,

Rocking those classic 990s

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