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kspatlas , in How I date

What about Zig?

bitcrafter ,

Every one had already been launched.

christopher , in Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP

Write the kernel in Arnold C

github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC

Dudewitbow ,

i mean if you want chaos, program in whitespace

librejoe , in How I date

Hey lady don’t threaten me with a good time.

TechNerdWizard42 , in Basically the extent of my IPv6 knowledge

Ipv4 is one of those things that works awesome, is simple, and is a victim of its own success. Ipv6 is just complicated bloat of a standard. Cool features, but nobody implements them, so useless.

In 30 years, probably useful. Until then, I’m not giving up Ipv4.

renzev OP ,

idk man ipv4 NAT sounds like the “complicated bloat” to me.

matron1049 , in Basically the extent of my IPv6 knowledge
renzev OP ,

Thanks, will take a look when I have time

UpperBroccoli , in Basically the extent of my IPv6 knowledge

It is incredible to me how some people think they make themselves look smart by wearing their willful ignorance like a crown.

thirteene ,

Cisco as a client tried to force ipv6 for their managed service and after an entire quarter of attempting to resolve it, we actually disabled it for their virtual address per their request. IPv4 has issues and IPv6 promises solutions, but it’s not a stable platform yet. This appears ignorant but is based on truth. IPv6 is also eventually going to hit exhaustion with the frequency we spin up virtual machines, it’s okay to skip a bad generation.

RobotZap10000 ,

IPv6 is also eventually going to hit exhaustion

Top-tier trolling right here.

thirteene , (edited )

I’m sorry but how? We have appliances with dockerfiles, micro containers for remote controls, extensive botnets of virtual machines, centuries in the future when we have expanded into the solar system and trillions of humans all having millions of unique applications with addresses, it’s inevitable to hit a finite number. When every square meter of smart road has an routable address; we will likely be rewriting networking anyways. The only players pushing IPv6 transition are networking companies because a new standard requires new hardware.

RobotZap10000 ,

IPv6 has a total of 3.4E+38 addresses, and the entire surface area of the earth is 5.1E+14m². If we divide those two, then we find that you can have 6.7E+23 addresses for every square meter of your Saharan desert or Pacific Ocean smart roads. If civilization doesn’t collapse due to nuclear wars or climate catastrophes and we actually do make it to the stars, I doubt that we would still be using the centuries-old and deprecated internet protocol.

IPv4, in contrast, has 4.5 billion addresses, and there are currently 8 billion humans on Earth. While not every of them lives in the parts of the world with internet, that number will most likely soon shrink to nearly nothing. When everyone and their dog has a smartphone, laptop, desktop, console, smart TV et cetera, that 4.5 billion doesn’t seem nearly as big as it first once seemed to be.

This isn’t a Y2K-scale problem that will summon armageddon if we don’t solve it immediately, but our current solutions to the overflowing IPv4 addresses are well-polished hacks at best. IPv6 will ensure end-to-end connectivity for many years to come.

thirteene , (edited )

So, yes a few pieces of land mass tech such as smart road or solar paneling and we hit the theoretical limit of IPv6. And we currently dont need the addresses. So glad that you agree

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Why is your smart road using significantly more than a billion addresses (understatement) per square meter?

thirteene , (edited )

This thread is a dumpster fire, routing infrastructure, solar panel addresses, we are adding this to EVERYTHING WE ALREADY HAVE that is growing exponentially. I work on an L7 support team, regular users are clueless on how this stuff is setup and apparently have strong stupid opinions. Anyone still reading disable ipv4 in your home network and try to roll forward. You will fail, and finite numbers are finite.

jonathanvmv8f , in I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again

I need more blog posts like these…

rms1990 , in Basically the extent of my IPv6 knowledge

Wait this is real?

renzev OP ,

No, it’s an edit. I linked the original in the post text. If you can’t access it for some reason, here’s a transcript:

Government of the Netherlands

Home > Topics > Coronavirus COVID-19 > Travelling to the Netherlands from abroad

Checklist for travel to the Netherlands

Do not travel to the Netherlands.

Mesa , in JavaScript
@Mesa@programming.dev avatar

I’m in this no-experience-to-apprenticeship program and everyone in my class thinks type coercion is the greatest thing ever.

Jakra , in Centipedes aren't bugs, they're arthropods

Bugs also are arthropods.

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This. Arthropods are bugs

sukhmel ,

This isn’t exactly right, since it can’t be delivered from the original pair of statements

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I was making 2 separate statements. 1. I agreed with the previous comment, 2. I opined that all Arthropods are bugs.

“Bug” is a colloquial term, so I was stating my personal, broader definition

Jakra ,

All bugs are arthropods, not all arthropods are bugs.

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

We’ll have to agree to disagree there.

IHeartBadCode , in Centipedes aren't bugs, they're arthropods

When the blind guy does the routing on the PCB.

downpunxx , in Centipedes aren't bugs, they're arthropods

centipedes are features!

ID411 , in Derisking a project 1 year out

Every dev loves agile until they have to have a conversation with the users.

Bias on show : trad PM from the past .

marcos ,

Do your scrum-using organization put users at the development process?!? I don’t think I’ve seen any Agile¹ organization doing that.

1 - The one with capital “A”, that is an antonym of the one with lower cap “a”.

hex ,

Users can be like clients too though.

marcos ,

That’s a remarkable coincidence!

Anyway, yes, it’s not disallowed or impossible.

Zahtu ,

Tru dat. Agile product management is not the same as agile project management. Agile Project Management is about the ability to figure and changes things along the lines of the predetermined cost and time path (e.g. figuring out features required along the way), not about the agility to prolong/shorten product value proposition time to market.

dandi8 ,
@dandi8@fedia.io avatar

As a dev, I think agile works best when there's an ongoing conversation with the users, and I usually have to fight with management to get to speak to those actual users.

tacosanonymous , in Centipedes aren't bugs, they're arthropods

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

maniel , in Centipedes aren't bugs, they're arthropods
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

Better than this

graphito OP ,
@graphito@beehaw.org avatar

Forbidden loofah

PenisWenisGenius ,

The real question is: did it work?

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