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roon , in Should it just be called JASM?
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember kids, JSON was almost called JSML

onlinepersona OP ,

Wait, are you serious? šŸ˜…

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

golden_zealot , in Hate it when that happens
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Karyoplasma ,

EDIT: I fixed it!

brygphilomena ,

Now itā€™s ā€œThis Reddit comment was deletedā€

Anticorp ,

Edit: Iā€™m an asshole!

Kolanaki , in Hate it when that happens
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I had video of the computer registering a button press but Rocket League not registering the button press in game DMā€™d directly to a dev on Reddit after they asked. They couldnā€™t replicate the problem and it was never fixed. Just, for some reason, every once in a while I try to jump and it doesnā€™t jump even though using an overlay showing button inputs will register the button click.

pixxelkick , (edited ) in Has this ever happened to you?

Nowadays itā€™s less of an issue with docker and whatnot.

Just set the image to refresh every night at midnight and if they tried to make manual changes itā€™ll just revert back to its original state at midnight.

Customers donā€™t really get direct access to deployed cpde now, itā€™s buried under like 4 layers of abstraction on most CDNs now.

Simply deploying to azure already smears multiple layers of access control and RBAC overtop that itā€™s hard enough for me, the dev, to answer the question if ā€œwhat is actually deployed atm?ā€, let alone for the customer to get in their and meddle.

raindrop1988 , (edited ) in Has this ever happened to you?

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

zurohki ,

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

Hupf ,

If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

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  • hydroptic ,

    Thatā€™s $6400 per hour

    ArtVandalist ,

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  • Hupf ,

    I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.

    puppy , (edited )

    Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

    raindrop1988 ,

    Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

    Mango ,

    Actually Iā€™m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

    Anticorp ,

    Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.

    Assman , in Has this ever happened to you?
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    To my marketing industry colleagues, Iā€™m so sorry you have to live like this. Join us in product development and rid yourself of the scourge that is clients.

    Rozauhtuno , in Hate it when that happens
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    Had this happen but I wasnā€™t the only one; one lonely soul before me had the same issue and never got a solution. In the end it stayed unsolved and I just used a workaround.

    SturgiesYrFase ,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Iā€™ve had this happen too, except that one poor soul had one reply in the forumā€¦it was OP saying ā€œNevermind, I fixed itā€

    But they didnā€™t share the fixā€¦

    xor ,

    šŸ†

    Rozauhtuno ,
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    I love when that happens šŸ™ƒ

    Samsy , in Hate it when that happens

    Most of the time there is a better solution and thatā€™s the reason my issue doesnā€™t exist.

    isVeryLoud ,

    Same, it usually ends up being an X-Y problem and I have to take a step back.

    aard , in Hate it when that happens
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    I nowadays typically have three outcomes to similare situations:

    • I find my own question without solution from a while ago
    • I find my own comment or blog entry describing how to fix it
    • I find a friends comment or blog entry on how to fix it
    EnderMB , in Has this ever happened to you?

    Unironically, yes.

    I worked for a client where we had successfully delivered a working FOH site and booking/order system. A new head of marketing joined, and from the first meeting this guy proclaimed himself as a ā€œtech leadā€ and evangelist. He wanted ā€œfull FTP accessā€ within the first 5 minutes of our meeting. We told him we didnā€™t use FTP as everything was deployed via our CI pipeline, and he kicked off.

    After some crisis meetings, he said he wanted to change the entire CMS to be HTML boxes, threatening to ditch us if we didnā€™t give him what we wanted. They were paying lots for this change, so in the end we obliged. He proceeded to delete basically everything weā€™d built, and tried to replicate all functionality using a A/B injection tool and a HTML field. Clients were pissed, because none of it worked, and they lost some serious money from it.

    In the end, we rolled back and said ā€œfuck it, full git access, youā€™re a dev nowā€, and at midnight he brought the site down because he decided to rewrite some db transaction logic to write data to another store. To him, transactions were ā€œoutdated techā€, and he tried to clean it up by just performing destructive changes on their ownā€¦

    In the end, they ditched us, and we were glad to be gone (they bought out their own contract). Sadly, he got his way, changed his title to ā€œlead tech directorā€, hired a team, and their site went from fairly slick to looking like something from Geocities. That company no longer exists, and sadly, I canā€™t remember his name so I canā€™t see where he failed upwards to.

    Swedneck ,
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    stuff like this makes me so pissed that itā€™s so difficult to get into leadership positions for most people, those with connections and money are free to fail upwards and ruin things, but the average joe can be the genius of our age and be stuck working at starbucks for minimum wage their entire lifeā€¦

    Itā€™s also frustrating that a lot of baffling corporate decisions arenā€™t even excusable as being for profit, itā€™s just some executive being a moron and no one stops them! If it was for profit i could at least feel nihilistic about it, but this is just corporations actively choosing to continue letting things happen that benefit no-one.

    zarkanian ,
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    I always think about stuff like this whenever libertarians talk about how much more efficient corporations are than government. Iā€™m like, ā€œHave you ever worked for a corporation?ā€ Organizations are just huge dumpster fires in general, because theyā€™re all run by humans.

    Schmoo ,

    Theyā€™re not dumpster fires because theyā€™re run by humans, but because theyā€™re run by unaccountable hierarchies. Humans are perfectly capable of running a sustainable and efficient operation if we only stopped to consider how better to make decisions collectively.

    areyouevenreal ,

    Can you give some examples of well run organizations and the techniques they use? I legitimately want to know if itā€™s possible to do better than most of our current governments, companies, and societies in general. This world is a mess and I have half given up on it ever getting better.

    Schmoo ,

    Wikipedia - While the Wikimedia Foundation itself is hierarchical, it manages Wikipedia through a process of community-led governance. Every article is maintained by a community of volunteers who engage in open debate to decide on content moderation policies. Wikipedia remains one of the few popular websites to avoid the recent internet enshittification.

    Food Not Bombs - An activist organization that serves free food. FNB has no central organizing body, instead operating as a loose-knit group of independent collectives who voluntarily cooperate and exchange information and resources with one another. One specific collective, ā€œA Food Not Bombs Menu,ā€ has taken to coordinating the global activities of FNB collectives and helping people start new ones, but has no power over any others.

    IWW - The Industrial Workers of the World, while hierarchical, ensures a hierarchy that is accountable to itsā€™ rank and file members by means of a robust democratic process, as well as the right of any member union or individual member to leave at anytime and go it alone.

    There are many more, but itā€™s late and it took me a while to pick out what I think are good representative examples of different ways an organization can be run well.

    mindbleach ,

    Reality is a team sport, to some people. All they know is loyalty to hierarchy. If youā€™re below them and disagree, not only are you wrong, you are personally threatening them. Reasons do not exist.

    kimara ,

    Sounds like they had it coming. What are HTML boxes and HTML fields?

    Anticorp ,

    Fields usually refers to form inputs. Boxes could be anything, they could even be a box!

    EnderMB ,

    A box that allows someone to write HTML and JS and have it appear verbatim on a web page.

    A horrific idea, and one thatā€™s surprisingly hard to implement, as any sane CMS will stop you executing random code onto a web page, and any sane framework would stop you building a form in a free text box to POST data.

    Every time we tried to fight this he would say ā€œbut WordPress would let you do thisā€. He tried to petition his boss to rewrite an entire web site and application weā€™d just built and delivered to spec and on budget in WordPress because ā€œit would be betterā€.

    Anticorp ,

    He sounds like someone who read a Wired Magazine article and figured that made him an expert.

    That company no longer exists

    Not surprising if theyā€™re putting people like that dumbass in charge. Itā€™s just unfortunate that idiots like that end up costing everyone else their jobs too.

    EnderMB ,

    Whatā€™s funny is that this wasnā€™t a small company either. I wonā€™t name it because itā€™ll be very easy to find this person, but they landed a leadership position with very little experience - think a few years working as a dev, and maybe one as a manager.

    In my eight years working in consultancy, Iā€™ve seen plenty of examples of this. I could write a book on some of the mental shit Iā€™ve seen, from workplace wellness app owners trying to bully me online for having a single bug in their app, to finding several GB of fake Katy Perry nudes stored in a production database for a major company. Tech is totally fucked.

    Miaou , in Has this ever happened to you?

    If your customer has write access to a production system, Iā€™m not sure theyā€™re the most irresponsible here.

    EvolvedTurtle ,

    I mean Personally if I was a client I would want access to the system/service I was paying for directly

    But I guess Iā€™m alsotech literate enough to know not to fuck with it

    AeonFelis , in Has this ever happened to you?

    KISS and YAGNI in a nutshell.

    aluminium , in New language

    Java is great, the way its (ab)used is terrible.

    aaaa , in Has this ever happened to you?

    Not quite this, but I did have a validation team that didnā€™t know when to quit.

    The project was a Windows service, and they would be constantly opening bugs saying ā€œprogram crashes when we deleted xxxxx.dllā€

    Likeā€¦ Yeah. If you delete necessary libraries from the installation directory, the program wonā€™t run correctly.

    zarkanian ,
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    That should be elementary computer literacy: if you donā€™t know what the file does, then donā€™t delete it.

    Xatolos ,
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    ā€œI didnā€™t know what it was, how was I supposed to know not to delete it?ā€

    leftzero ,

    But thatā€™s how you learn!

    ridiche , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

    I donā€™t see the problem

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