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Feyr , in Programming: The Horror Game

You have been eaten by a grue

emly_sh_ , in WDYM your terminal isn't a test suite?
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Can someone explain, I don’t get it.

ripcord ,
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If you clear your history, you feel like a SpongeBob popsicle for some reason? That’s what I’m reading. Gotta be it.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Clean and shiny! Brand spanking new!

emly_sh_ ,
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Weird, I clear my history very frequently and never once felt like a SpongeBob popsicle.

ripcord ,
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Same, but I just assumed I was the weird one. Maybe we are mainstream!

emly_sh_ ,
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Cool! Do you also have a function that wipes the history file when exiting the terminal?

Luvon , in Sometimes things do go your way

The bug is in the library of a library that the library owns. They fixed it and published it in the library of the library but the library hasn’t been updated in 2 months.

textik , in WDYM your terminal isn't a test suite?

Don’t fucking do this in zsh, it does NOT do the same thing that it does in bash.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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What does it do? 😳

superbirra ,

the same :)

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Hahahaha

aCodeCrafter , in WDYM your terminal isn't a test suite?

Welp, just did this to see what -c does…

Excuse me whilst I cry myself to sleep

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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🥺

sagrotan , in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
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You shall not pass, motherfucker!

Static_Rocket , in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`
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Shadow wizard exploit gang, we love popping shells

gerryflap , in You can have anything you wan...
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If I was at any moment perfectly aware of every minute detail of every programming related topic, and could also apply it perfectly, I honestly think I’d get incredibly stressed and depressed. Stressed from all the billions of projects that I could improve, and would kinda feel the obligation to improve. And depressed because the whole reason I like programming is the learning part. Almost every project I start will end at the point where I learnt the most significant new stuff and it comes down to doing things that I know how to do. It’d ruin my primary hobby (and job) for me, which probably wouldn’t result in me being very happy.

KevonLooney ,

Don’t wish for knowledge, wish for wisdom. Of course then you will just realize that you should have just wished to be lucky.

HiddenLayer5 , in Always

Coding at night with the lights off makes you feel like one of the cool movie hackers.

rimu , in Revisiting code I wrote last year
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Writing really good comments is an under-appreciated skill.

lurch ,

Even though comments are very helpful, often it’s even enough to name variables and methods/functions really good. At least do that. You don’t want i, j and value. Believe me. You want rowCount, colCount and deliveryOption instead. You just may not know it now, but you will, when it has to be changed in a few months.

aksdb ,

Where comments are useful most is in explaining why the implementation is as it is. Otherwise smart ass (your future self) will come along, rewrite it just to realize there was indeed a reason for the former implementation.

loutr ,
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Comments are good when you’re doing something weird to handle an edge case or something. But yeah most of the time clear variable names, and extracting complicated code to a dedicated and clearly named function, are enough.

There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.

Phil Karlton

MonkderZweite ,

// don’t know anymore, just leave this block alone

arc , in Happy New Year Coders.

I actually got off my arse and did some productive programming over the Christmas break. Spent too long vegetating in front of the computer watching YouTube vids or playing games.

kameecoding , in Happy New Year Coders.

That’s kinda sad though.

PixxlMan ,

Nah programming is awesome 😎

The guy only looks unhappy on the outside, inside he’s pleased to be programming lol

CanadaPlus ,

Yes. Normally, the format shows when he realises he has to debug and collapses on the keyboard, but not this time.

hakunawazo , in Happy New Year Coders.

Carnival is the “hacker” from mainstream news.

embed_me , in Happy New Year Coders.
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What is it on New year’s? Beer with?

funkajunk ,
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3 pixels.

brennesel ,

Here is the original source with better resolution.

Looks like a can of Tuborg beer.

mexicancartel , in 4 billion if statements

Well i hate this:

PS > .\program.exe 0

THIS:

.\

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