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I_Has_A_Hat , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

As a Mechanical Engineer, a massive fuck you to everyone who calls software development, programming, or network management a form of “engineering”. Do you know how much extra work is now needed to filter out job postings when you’re looking for an ACTUAL engineering position?

Ok, not a ton of extra work, but it’s still really good damn annoying when 2 out of 3 posts are actually for developers. You guys belong in the T in STEM, not the E. Stay in your fucking lane!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds difficult.

You know, I bet a software engineer could write up something to help with it!

Windex007 ,

As a mechanical engineer turned software developer, I do consider the task to be fundamentally an engineering task.

It’s just that the willingness to forgive ineptitude in software is infinitely greater… So much so that the industry has completely normalized absolute garbage work.

It’s engineering, just with systemically terrible engineers.

hddsx ,

As someone who is a software engineer and got a degree in computer engineering…

There’s a difference between a software engineer and a software developer. As a software engineer, I am horrified by the “engineers” I work with.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Considering how poorly described the vast majority of software jobs are listed, I really can’t feel sorry for you lol

Just try searching “front end [insert your preferred title]” and see how many jobs are actually just frontend.

Gork ,

This is terrible for people with the title of Loader.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I shit you not I have seen a job listing for forklift driver while looking for software jobs

Johanno , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

“The computer guy” which is wrong in all ways but somehow correct

orca , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

“Punching bag” is an appropriate title for how the field feels sometimes.

Ulvain , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Nah, nah, nah. You all got it wrong. There’s one name and one name only: tech support.

Crow , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Good girl

anarchyrabbit , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

An Enthusiast Googler

MystikIncarnate ,

This is just factual.

PlasmaDistortion , in t e c h n o l o g y

Most of the people I work with in tech (FANG) can barely speak to another human. This must be what non-tech thinks it’s really like.

yamanii , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Code monkey

clay_pidgin ,

Code monkey like Cheetos.

ramjambamalam ,

Great song and free as in freedom.

Gumbyyy ,

Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Good show

spamfajitas , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.

Aggravationstation , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

H. Daddy

Feathercrown , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Anything except G

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what’s up, my G?

Anticorp ,

What about OG?

Feathercrown ,

That I can live with

MimicJar , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

A, A, A, A

(Hand clapping)

A, A, A, A

(Hand clapping intensifies)

A, A, A, A, A, A

(Techno beat drops)

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

to those wondering: youtu.be/XxbJw8PrIkc

MimicJar ,

Specifically youtu.be/KMU0tzLwhbE

Anticorp ,

So… Developers?

Anticorp ,

So… much… cocaine

Why TF is he so covered in sweat? Was this filmed in Florida in July?

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

some people naturally sweat a lot.

whoisearth , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

My favourite for myself is garbage man. Shit rolls downhill so it always ends in my lap.

Another good one is fixer like the mob.

MystikIncarnate ,

I like calling myself the “designated network Patsy”

7355608 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

The Wizard

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Never thought the wizard installing my programs were an actual human.

Denvil ,

“Call me dickmaster”

progettarsi ,
@progettarsi@lemmy.world avatar

what a cit.

xmunk ,

Black Sabbath intensifies

psud ,

Back in the days of MUDs, MOOs, and MUSHes (text mode multi user role playing games) we were wizards (if you could code enough to add to the game)

MUD - multi user dungeon MOO - MUD, object oriented MUSH - multi user shared hallucination

KairuByte , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s funny when I’m looking for work and people try to help me find jobs. I’ve been sent jobs for “coder” which turned out to be “medical code entry into EPIC” and architect because they saw another job with “software architect”.

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