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xmunk , in HTML with Excel

Oh, that’s an excellent way to start if you’re building a database in CSS.

Diplomjodler3 ,

What colour do you want your database to be?

ByteOnBikes ,

css-tricks.com/css-database-queries/

  1. Use a hand-modified-to-ESM version of SQL.js, which is SQLite in JavaScript.
  2. Get a database ready that SQL.js can query.
  3. Build a Houdini PaintWorklet that executes queries in JavaScript and paints the results back to the screen in that <canvas>-y way that PaintWorklets do.
  4. Pass the query you want to run into the worklet by way of a CSS custom property.
herrcaptain ,
  1. Go straight to jail.

Edit: No idea what’s up with the formatting. In my app this shows as step 5 but it seems to render as step 1. Is the Lemmy DB done in CSS?

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

For me it shows as step 5, in Firefox on Android using web browser interface. Also I can view your source which shows as simply “5. Go…”, so it is definitely your app.

herrcaptain ,

Weird! Thanks for letting me know. I guess that’s what I get for using an app (Sync) that the developer abandons for months at a time.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

It’s not the best UI, but you can also view your comment from a standard web browser, just to see how it looks. The advantage to the web browser is that it is always by definition maximally up-to-date:-) - though its baseline functionality may still be lower than an app if the latter is done well.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Lemmy is fine, it depends on the markdown parser/renderer. Markdown allows you to use any numbers for numbered lists and the renderer is supposed to display them corrected.

As you can imagine that leaves a lot of ambiguity

Apytele , in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Like Enron, LOL.

Skymt , in Give your JS codebase what it deserves!

You may not like it, but this is what peak engineering looks like.

henfredemars , in Brainstorming

I don’t really think effectively in meetings. In fact, having multiple meetings is the best way to ensure I don’t spend time looking at the problem.

EleventhHour , in CrowdStrike is a verb now
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Time to consider a name change, guys

over_clox ,

Task failed successfully 👍

polite_cat , in Brainstorming
@polite_cat@lemmy.world avatar

Looks more like a shitstorm to me

cobn , in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Crowdstrike sounds like the name a of a security vulnerability and now it is.

Already see the articles… “50% of computers infected with crowdstrike”

vvv , in CrowdStrike is a verb now

This is up there with left-pad now!

xantoxis , in Brainstorming

This is exactly why I have a whiteboard in my bathroom for brilliant ideas, and toilet paper in conference rooms for when I wanna take a shit

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