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nephelekonstantatou , in Java...
@nephelekonstantatou@lemmy.world avatar

Add another one to the side and you can almost read the linker error on one line!

CookieOfFortune , in I'm not messy, I'm just efficient

Hmm… theoretically this is more efficient, however in practice you may end up with a dirty cache… I guess that’s fine if you don’t mind corruption of your coworkers.

theneverfox , in I'm not messy, I'm just efficient
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I’ve got 5 levels of “clean”. I think anyone who can’t understand is crazy… Most people can’t understand my system

Hamartiogonic ,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

I thought L3 was neat and L4 was cool, but L5 is just next level.

Dasnap , in Yup sums up all my project
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

But you’re prepared for when it gets big! It’s inevitable!

Hamartiogonic ,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just one more round of funding and then…

That’s the Reddit strategy of platform development.

Prunebutt , in Yup sums up all my project

I am a banana

Deebster ,
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar
RoyaltyInTraining ,
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

I can hear this gif

Anticorp ,

My rectum is bleeding.

tromars , in Yup sums up all my project

Hey, not fair. It’s one user, ok? I mean, that’s me, but still

Kissaki ,

Webcrawlers count as users too, right?

whereisk ,

Only if you let them

marcos ,

So… Me and the Google bot. I still don’t know how to convince the Bing bot the thing exists.

redcalcium , in Yup sums up all my project

Autoscaling for personal projects is just a tool to turn random DDOS into personal bankruptcy.

Kissaki ,

I scale by dropping requests

Blue_Morpho ,

I don’t understand how anyone uses a paid API for a personal project. I looked hard into MS, Google and Amazon a few years ago for a project and couldn’t find anywhere where you could hard block services to never ever go above the free tier.

Considering that I’ll build a project and forget about it for years, putting in my credit card into a cloud service was a guaranteed gigantic bill sometime in the future when things went wrong. (Over your life, something is guaranteed to go wrong.)

poke ,

Oracle cloud will stop things if it goes out of the free tier.

whereisk ,

Have you heard of virtual debit cards? You can’t charge what’s not there.

Also, at least AWS will in fact send you an email when you approach the end of free tour usage.

Having said all that, most devs can host the few hundred visits they might get over a month with a $200 home server and a free CloudFlare cache if they know what they’re doing.

Blue_Morpho ,

Have you heard of virtual debit cards?

I tried one and it didn’t work. Reading about it said they block those.

I don’t need an email. I need it to stop instantly. In the time it takes me to notice an email, I could have hundreds of dollars in charges.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

All cloud providers will support budget notifications. That doesn’t do much good when you shoot past the budget in a short timespan. I set a Google cloud budget of $20/month and enabled a Tensorboard instance, which had no observable indication that it cost anything except the base cost of the VM, and got notified that I was $280 over budget the next day. Apparently there was an upfront $300/month/user fee for Tensorboard. (Several months later they changed the pricing model to $10 GiB/month with no user fee.)

lordnikon ,

to answer your question you can with budgets under cost explorer and running everything as a cloudformation template

sirico , in Yup sums up all my project
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Implying I know how to do any of this

voidskull , in I'm not messy, I'm just efficient

I hate being messy, but it was a annoyingly-funny-clever reasoning.

db0 , in Yup sums up all my project
@db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m the opposite. I build things using the YOLO practice, then refactor to scale if my shit becomes popular :D

TrumpetX ,

I think you meant YAGNI, but I dunno, YOLO might be a legit strategy for you too ;)

db0 ,
@db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

YAGNI

At an abstract level, sure. But no, I mostly meant I just start coding and see where it takes me :D

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

And it clearly works, considering I personally know like 3 projects you made!

1984 , in Yup sums up all my project
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I used to build things this way for a learning experience, because I knew it would be valuable on some job later.

But these days when I work with aws every day, I go for simple, cheap solutions outside of aws for private projects.

clb92 , in I'm not messy, I'm just efficient

Shamelessly stolen joke. Here’s the original tweet, which I think is much better too: twitter.com/0xAsync/status/1607541407937339392

Or for those who don’t want to visit Twitter:

https://feddit.dk/pictrs/image/49f143ba-729d-4ef6-8d58-c73d972b94ea.webp

Grandwolf319 , in I'm not messy, I'm just efficient

There is also coat hanger trees.

DrRatso , in I'm not messy, I'm just efficient

This is a semi-good LPT. You can save a lot of time and grievance by just not folding your clothes and throwing them into piles (inside boxes or drawers, preferably) by type (socks, underwear, shirts, etc). Bonus tip - if you have a spot where dirty clothes keep piling up (used to be bedroom for me), just put a laundry basket there (in the exact spot you discard your dirty clothes).

If you hate doing laundry, get a dryer and do this, it will make it so much easier. It becomes transport your basket from your aggregation area, dump it in the washer, throw in a random amount of whatever washing thing around, set an alarm on phone, throw it in the dryer, second alarm, take it to your usage pile(s). Turns laundry from tedious into barely a chore.

dirtbiker509 ,

I recently upgraded to the new GE all in one washer dryer. Removes a massive step of having to move clothes between dryer and washer. Toss em in, and 2 hours later they’re done. Best part is they can be tossed in before bed and ready in the morning for work!

PiratePanPan ,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If I see that Home Depot commercial for it one more time I’m gonna snap

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Yup sums up all my project

vaporware vs ransomware

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