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Diplomjodler , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥

Have you tried sacrificing a goat?

deegeese , in Everybody loves 3d programming till they have to sort the world traingles based the MVP matrix.

You can use an O(n) radix sort on the Z-values because IEEE-754 floats share the integer property that leftmost bits always have higher values than rightward ones.

257m OP ,

Thanks man, I’ll look into it when I have the time. This should work on all IEEE compliant systems right?

jarfil ,

Yes, but… “leftmost” in this case means MSB-sidemost, so little-endian systems will start sorting from the MSB only after loading the full value in a register; if you try sorting directly from memory in binary chunks smaller than the float size, first locate where the MSB is stored.

technohacker ,
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Oh that just made it click in my head why they would do it as sign, exponent, mantissa and not sign, mantissa, exponent. I mean yes I’ve been taught it’s for sorting purposes, but this really helped it fit better. Thanks!

GlitchSir ,

His do I save a comment?

themusicman ,

Holy shit

dingleberry , in Movies vs life

And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

milkjug ,
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That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

JackbyDev ,

Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

milkjug ,
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Only if your bits touch.

restingboredface , in The Password Game

As a someone who frequently argues with IT teams over ridiculous hidden password rules that drive crappy user experience I feel triggered by this game.

This is fantasticll

cliffhanger407 ,

My company finally went to a non expiring multi-word based policy. Took them a major breach but finally some sanity.

backhdlp , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I doubt PHP has anything to do with that.

activ8r ,

You just never know when that bastard is gonna pop up

lemmy_in , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥

It’s perfectly normal for your computer to have daemons.

kakes , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥

Looks like a rendering issue. If nothing else works, maybe try updating graphics drivers?

HubertManne , in What I want to become Vs What I do

some countries actually define what an engineer is much like doctors.

kusuriya , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥
@kusuriya@infosec.pub avatar

CLOSED: Won’t Fix>By Design

cupcakezealot , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥
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oh that crowley what a scamp

Overzeetop , in dereferencing movies

In that case we’re going to need a bigger Death Star.

lung , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm usually this is where you use the “reset” command in your terminal. Yes there’s a command that’s specifically for dispelling demons. Not sure how do in vscode, as I am a NeoVim elitist asshole

Maeve , in dereferencing movies

He’s still your daddy!

mindbleach , in dereferencing movies

The Goncharov is a segfault.

samus12345 , in dereferencing movies
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Well, the first guy got a commonly-misquoted quote correct, so I assume he’ll next say “you’re going to need a bigger boat!”

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