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NoLifeKing , in Uh...oh...

I mean it kinda is…

SkybreakerEngineer ,

No, it’s a serially transmitted disease

BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

Could we define it as spreading through memetic means?

penquin , in Uh...oh...
@penquin@lemmy.kde.social avatar

I want this book

RmDebArc_5 ,
@RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml avatar

Anyone know the title?

mypasswordis1234 ,
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

Plz mention me if anyone finds the title. I need it

andrew_bidlaw ,

An article with sources and other fun mistakes. latimes.com/…/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-st…

andrew_bidlaw ,

See that thread.

andrew_bidlaw ,

See that thread.

penquin ,
@penquin@lemmy.kde.social avatar

What thread?

andrew_bidlaw ,

My answer to the last asker:

An article with sources and other fun mistakes. latimes.com/…/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-st…

lemming741 , in Yup sums up all my project

On behalf of /c/selfhosted we resent this image

marcos ,

What in there are you doing in your self-hosted environment?

They are all way too much work for no gain at all. Arguably useful if you have enough scale, but even then it’s arguably.

lemming741 ,

None of those specifically, but after you have a virtualization host your flock tends to grow pretty quickly. More that I’m hosting big multi-user things like nextcloud for a single user.

mariusafa , in Uh...oh...

The disease part is too real

FreshLight , in Yup sums up all my project

Hey, it’s for practising!

lugal , in Uh...oh...

At least sometimes it’s a viral disease

Cold_Brew_Enema , in Uh...oh...

Hyper Tetanus Menstrual Lipomas

hakunawazo ,

Band name.

VirtualOdour , in Uh...oh...

6 in 10 Americans believe any old nonsense as long as you present it with confidence.

AngryishHumanoid ,

I don’t believe you because the end of your sentence wasn’t emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.

BleatingZombie ,

73% of numerical statistics go unverified

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

If you put a decimal in your statistic, it becomes 82.6% more believable.

Anticorp ,

71.2% of all statistics are made-up on the spot.

dalekcaan ,

“You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”

-Sun Tzu

Ironfacebuster ,

"This guy is speaking straight facts"

  • George Washington
someguy3 , in Uh...oh...

How To Meet Ladies.

vegantomato , in Yup sums up all my project
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

Learn to solve problems using programming. Go learn Python. Stick with the basics and have fun. If you start worrying about losing older versions of your code, learn Git. Grow from there.

Kubernetes? Microservices? Cloud platform? These are all distractions and a waste of your time.

SirQuackTheDuck ,

I used to have this enormous dev folder of projects. Some with git, some before I knew what it was.

I clinged and backed it up like crazy, until I actually looked at what was contained (spoiler: horrid code). Then I just got used to burning some old code. Now I’m often distracted by stuff like docker, kubernetes and that stuff

It’s fun though, I’ve grown a bunch. but the setup sometimes does overscale badly

jacecomix ,

I have a personal project that was getting big and unruly, and I’m so happy I learned how to use Docker and converted all the little pieces into their own repos and containers.
That being said, I totally went down rabbit holes that didn’t end up being helpful, like setting up my own CI/CD or trying to learn Kubernetes. They were totally overkill for me.

Anticorp , in Yup sums up all my project

My spoon’s too big.

ProfessorProteus ,
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

I am a banana!

NaibofTabr ,

Tuesday is coming… did you bring your coat?

ramius345 ,

I am the queen of France!

EchoCranium ,

For the love of god! My anus is bleeding! (-Yay! Hooray!-)

daellat ,

Insert dick!

This is a reference I’m wondering anyone would get please let me know if you do

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Sorry/your welcome.

Edit: I misread your comment. facepalm
W.e I’m leaving the link to Rejected.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Surgeon simulator. The funniest video ever

daellat ,

That video sent me back in the day

WldFyre ,

youtu.be/AYjCXjIeNJk?si=1uuDhlOE4RrKLbeV

3:45

One of my favorite vids ever lolol

Molten_Moron , in Uh...oh...

And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language.

jaybone ,

And 5 in 10 Americans think you can parse it with regular expressions.

Anticorp ,

†hê þðñ¥, hê ¢ðmê§

summerof69 ,

I mean…

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it.

anton ,

Show me the regex for the language L = {a^n b^n | n in N}

OutlierBlue ,

They’re wrong too, although less-so.

Also, what about that last American?

activ8r ,

The last one knows it’s not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.

OutlierBlue ,

Mom, look! I’m a statistic!

Molten_Moron ,

The last American knows it’s a markup language.

rimjob_rainer ,

Boomer programmer humor

PiratePanPan ,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language.

extant ,

The hyper text markup language programming language?

Molten_Moron ,

I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It’s just a technicality that makes for a great joke.

Sibbo ,

Ever heard of HTMX?

einsteinx2 ,
@einsteinx2@programming.dev avatar

html-lang.org

I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃

HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations.

FlickOfTheBean ,

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

PiratePanPan ,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

html-lang.org

Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML

fubarx , in Uh...oh...

2 out of 10 Americans believe anything off a screenshot.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

7/10 Americans think a photo and a screenshot are the same thing.

JoYo , in Uh...oh...
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh I get it, it’s programmer humor because HTML was mentioned.

GlitterInfection ,

I thought it was because STDS were?

Anticorp ,

I think most programmers are safe from STDs.

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

std::C++ std::programmers std::are std::not.

ramjambamalam , in Uh...oh...

USA > USB

s12 ,

I disagree. USB is superior.
If you are talking about physical size however, then yeah. USA is bigger than a single USB.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

luckily regarding hardware, smaller is often better

xilophor ,
@xilophor@programming.dev avatar

Which is larger though, USA or all the USBs in the world?

s12 ,

Probably still USA.

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