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Toes , in Shiiieeettt....

But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Glad I’m not the only one working on the server

recursive_recursion , in Shiiieeettt....
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

“eh we’ll fix it in post”

post:

Psychodelic , in Shiiieeettt....

I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me

lol. That was good

mox , in Shiiieeettt....

What language is that?

treechicken ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

Zangoose ,

Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls

paperplane ,

or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t

Zangoose ,

Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)

treechicken , in Shiiieeettt....
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s

xav , in Shiiieeettt....

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

spongebue ,

If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!

fluxion ,

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

ICastFist , in Shiiieeettt....

At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D

bjoern_tantau , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Another thing that’s hard to quit.

trollercoaster , (edited ) in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor

Great, now consulting a search engine on questions about vim the text editor will yield equally awkward results as consulting a search engine on matters concerning latex the typesetting system.

unexposedhazard ,

Other examples that are horrible to search for:

matrix/element (yields html coding and other unrelated info)

Signal (pretty common term for anything but the secure messenger)

Finadil ,

Shit, I remember googling “How to kill a child”, my next search was “How to kill a child process.” I’m probably on a list somewhere.

devilish666 OP ,

1703592856000-1703690910277

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I think we’ve all been at a point like this

Flipper ,

While I understand the idea behind the naming scheme of matrix, it’s an awful name. The naming behind synapse/dendrite is better I believe. But I don’t have a better idea.

unexposedhazard ,

It was renamed, thats what pisses me off. The client was renamed from riot (much more unique in software context) to element. I assume riot was not investor friendly which is a lame ass reason too.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

For matrix i only got the movie’s as a result

LoremIpsumGenerator , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor

How to turn off that vim wand

Kerb ,
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

just say you prefer nano,
it will instantly kill the vibe

Canadian_Cabinet ,

I’m a micro fan myself, but I imagine that’ll give the same results

trollercoaster , (edited )

␛⃣ :q! ⏎⃣

Zink ,

Why doesn’t this damn thing have a simple off switch like everything else?

Greybeard/greypube: “Ahhctually it is fast and simple and it’s not funny that noobs can’t rtfm. How hard is it to remember squeeze, twist, remove?”

Kerb , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

🤔 wondering what the emacs equivalent would be

DieguiTux8623 ,

Esc Meta Alt Ctrl Shift: “hotkeys” will never be the same again…

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Apparently, ice cream.

img

There are also several financial institutions named emaqs:-P

And an Employee Management and Compensation System in California:-D.

rem26_art ,
@rem26_art@kbin.social avatar

i think emacs can probably already do that with the right plugins

Cwilliams , in I browsed to the first website ever (info.cern.ch/) with Lynx, on Cool-Retro-Term

This belongs on !unixporn

Malix , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

Vim commandline goes :BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

molten , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor

How do vim exit me?

Molten_Moron ,

Reboot the whole system.

molten ,

I don’t like your name…

Treczoks , in I browsed to the first website ever (info.cern.ch/) with Lynx, on Cool-Retro-Term

Been there, seen that, on an Arena browser on a black-and-white X terminal.

Mojave ,

Dude this comment is wicked obnoxious

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