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ObviouslyNotBanana , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
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A lifetime of sitting still mostly

Annoyed_Crabby , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My back.

peto , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

xmunk , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My neck.

spez , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

hemko , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I have bones

Prunebutt , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

Dasnap , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

GluWu ,

Use some duct tape

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Bigger Plug?

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Or tighter anus.

Neil ,
@Neil@lemmy.ml avatar

You can never go back.

amio , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.

Etterra , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
  1. I am not made out of silly putty.
  2. I am not female.
  3. I cannot code.
  4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
  5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
  6. I don’t want to.
Treczoks ,

Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

onlinepersona , (edited )

I am not female.

You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

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tsonfeir ,
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I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar
  1. My back
Treczoks , in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning

One key point here is: While you actually can replace a bunch of junior developers with AI in some places, any replaced junior developer will never become a senior developer that cannot be replaced by the AI because he/she is basically experince on two legs.

So, corporations, don’t complain about the lack of experienced, senior personnal because YOU have been the main reason they don’t exist.

evatronic , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don’t want to stare at my own dick all day.

rozlav , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Back-end developper ?

yozhfyfyfy , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Common sense?

r00ty Admin , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
r00ty avatar

The laws of physics.

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