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Rocketpoweredgorilla , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

jerrythegenius , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I could probably get into a similar position, but I’m not that good at touch typing so 🤷‍♂️

Blackout , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉

BradleyUffner , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I’m over 40. My body doesn’t do that any more.

peak_dunning_krueger , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Downgrading to a Floor-Top device? Sounds like you can’t go any lower, no thanks.

Hupf , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

How to post to c/unixsocks

superterran , 5 months ago in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning

LLM costs $20 a month and needed only 60 hours of training, junior dev has been at it for years, costs as much for a half hour, and still needed me to repeatedly explain what a rectangle is

activ8r , 5 months ago

If you’re paying someone $40 an hour who doesn’t know what a rectangle is then I think you’re the problem.

Nomecks , 5 months ago

The problem is that he’s paying $40 an hour and for that you only get someone who knows what a ਆਇਤਕਾਰ is.

superterran , 5 months ago

I’ve just worked for agencies that hire juniors and outsource. If you’ve seen what I’ve seen you’d change your tune

Honytawk , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My eyes not being on the side of my face

muxelplexer , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i’m used to lol

QuazarOmega , 5 months ago

It’s just the natural evolution of slouching

maniel , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I’d say visibility is kinda poor

0x0 , 5 months ago

Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

iAvicenna , 5 months ago

field of vision

frezik , 5 months ago

Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.

odium , 5 months ago

Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.

Kissaki , 5 months ago in Floating-point arithmetic

It’s infectious!

Oha , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I dont see shit like that

Ulvain , 5 months ago

“like that” is probably the best position to see shit

mumblerfish , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

ONRYO , 5 months ago

Insanity

mumblerfish , 5 months ago

You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.

ques0 , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4dfbfe77-6de5-47de-b1b9-d3cccbd65ff2.jpeg

ONRYO , 5 months ago in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Aldready poor coding skills.