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Pyro , in Bad!
YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU , (edited ) in codeStyle

I hate that the convention for naming React.useState variables is [color, setColor], rather than [color, colorSet]. After I declare ‘color’, I want to copy/paste that variable and append ‘Set’, rather than copy the variable then writing ‘set’ then pasting then navigating to the 4th character then flipping the case.

Granted there could be some ambiguity if there was a variable containing a unique collection (aka set) but that is far less common than declaring a useState variable. I’d even settle for appending ‘SET’ to quell the confusion.

xoggy , in It's kahoot time
@xoggy@programming.dev avatar

klass act, OP

theluddite , in White House weighing in on the big issues
@theluddite@lemmy.ml avatar

We need to set aside our petty differences and fight the true enemy: bloated IDEs.

wise_pancake ,

ed is the standard editor.

notabot ,

Bah, a magnetised needle and a steady hand is the one true way to edit code on your prod system.

nephs ,

I used to have my local environment synced to prod. Saving meant deployed.

Everything was feature flagged by default, we never broke production in years. That was early 2010s.

wise_pancake ,

That’s non standard though.

ThePinkUnicorn , (edited )

Excuse me, but real programmers use butterflies.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Hah, still relying on butterflies? Real programmers simply use the starting conditions of the universe to understand where their program will spontaneously compile

BananaOnionJuice ,
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You shouldn’t let your Visual ideas be Eclipsed, by something Sublime…

abbadon420 ,

Such an IntelliJent comment.

funnystuff97 ,

return to your roots: use notepad

iknowitwheniseeit ,

Emacs was the first bloated IDE!

LemonLord , (edited ) in White House weighing in on the big issues
@LemonLord@endlesstalk.org avatar

White House are not Emacs guys!? That’s not surprising. They believe in ‘you can’t change the program, but the program changes you’.

mke , in PHP Moment

Php also graced us with Unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

MonkderZweite ,

Neku dota yim?

isVeryLoud ,

It’s Hebrew for double colon apparently, it came from the Israeli Zend framework PHP was based on. Some dev thought it would be funny to add an error in a language other than English.

bruhduh , in I need this....
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Yamedekudastop

mindbleach , in It's kahoot time

GA: You Sure Are Saying Kahoots

Isoprenoid , (edited ) in It's kahoot time

If you want the answers that I could find, click here.- Lou Ah = Lua programming language - Ace Ink = Async - Doc. Err = Docker - Rick West = Request - Mike Ross Erveeces = Microservices - Russ T = Rust Thanks, @Skullgrid - Al Gore Ethem = Algorithm - Otto Maite = Automate - Ray Act = React - Riff Aktor = Refactor - Martin Fowler = Actual person named Martin Fowler- Ann Jen Eer = Engineer (Maybe ?) - Paul E Morfism = Polymorphism - Jay Son = Json - Sir T. Feakate = Certificate - Lynn Ter = Linter - Mai C. Quell = MySQL - Justin Time = JIT (Just In Time) - Reed Hucks = Redux. Thanks, @noli - Heather Net = Ethernet. Thanks, @prettybunnys - Ann Vars = ENV_VARS (Environment Variables). Thanks, @noli

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

I think Russ t is just rust.

Kissaki , in White House weighing in on the big issues

I think the guideline should be: future software should be written on a whim

ICastFist , in What’s in a name?
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.

MojoMcJojo ,

Thank you for that. I was young once 😭

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

My wife and I are the same age but I started using the internet around 1999 whereas she didn’t use it until many, many years later.

It’s fun because I can show her old memes for the first time. She missed the entire “lol so random” era of internet memes (think things like badger badger badger, “my spoon is too big”, forehead shavecut, animutations, etc) and doesn’t quite understand it. It’s all we had back then!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

In A.D. 2001
Memes were beginning

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

For great justice

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

What you say?

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

You are on your way to destruction make your time!

apubtest1 Bot ,

omg the newgrounds site still loads?!

otl ,
@otl@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

of course!

swordsmanluke ,

Clearly they took off every Zig.

onion , in Should I file a bug report? 😀
snaggen OP , (edited )
@snaggen@programming.dev avatar

Yes, that was the first that came to my mind when I saw the TIL post… which also was why I felt the need to see if that rant is still valid, or if modern libraries could handle that.

WeirdAlex03 ,
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

And then you get a call from a Swedish Wikipedia editor and they say:

February 30 was a day that happened in Sweden, 1712.[4] This occurred because, instead of changing from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar by omitting a block of consecutive days, as had been done in other countries, the Swedish Empire planned to change gradually by omitting all leap days from 1700 to 1740, inclusive. Although the leap day was omitted in February 1700, the Great Northern War began later that year, diverting the attention of the Swedes from their calendar so that they did not omit leap days on the next two occasions; 1704 and 1708 remained leap years.[5]

To avoid confusion and further mistakes, the Julian calendar was restored in 1712 by adding an extra leap day, thus giving that year the only known actual use of February 30 in a calendar. That day corresponded to February 29 in the Julian calendar and to March 11 in the Gregorian calendar.[5][6] The Swedish conversion to the Gregorian calendar was finally accomplished in 1753, when February 17 was followed by March 1.[5]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_non-standard_dates#…

LudwigvanBeethoven , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then

it’s SQL

perviouslyiner , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then

tfw you go from “why isn’t it working?” to “how could this ever have worked?

OpenStars , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

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I was going to say “in an interpreted language”, but this sounds funnier.:-)

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