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Synthead , in The classic font size exploit

You might enjoy !veryrealtechpics

Sir_Kevin ,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s fuckin awesome! Subscribed!

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This has a tech related touch to WTFStockPics on reddit. Wonder if theres a community for that. Quite liked the community.

MonkderZweite ,

I see only an empty sub?

nyan ,

They used the type of link that goes to where the community would be on your server if someone there had already subscribed. Try the absolute location on lemmy.world to decide whether you’re interested or not (and I wonder how long it will take a bot to complain about that link?)

CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !veryrealtechpics

nyan ,

Sorry to tell you this, bot, but the URL works better for people on all but the most populous instances.

MonkderZweite ,

Still see only emptyness.

nyan ,

That’s weird. For me it has a full set of posts, most recent a day ago. Maybe it’s blocked for you for some reason?

MonkderZweite ,

Now if you say it, this somehow never worked for me. Neither with feddit.ch or other account, nor with differrnt apps.

nyan ,

Odd. Do you get anything from lemmy.world at all? Maybe your ISP is blocking the server?

MonkderZweite ,

Nah, commenting on posts from lemmy.world works.

httpjames , in The classic font size exploit
@httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is a rem only household

bleistift2 , in Merge then review

My old boss (at a sturtup with some ten ppl) loved to do this. When you’re done with your work, merge to master. Boss-man would then revert the commits if he didn’t like the result. Since the branches all were merged, no-one knew what was actually in prod. Fun times.

ptz ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

🫠

sar1n , in The classic font size exploit

Dig that color theme though

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

My guess is Monokai?

SonnyVabitch , in Merge then review

Pete was Heard, but was he Listened To?

backhdlp , in The classic font size exploit
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Everything looks like hacker with syntax highlighting

xmunk ,

Just so long as it’s in dark mode. Light backgrounds burn my eyes after spending so much time in my mom’s basement subsisting only on hotpockets and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

RojoSanIchiban ,

and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on…

Decoy321 ,

They mean the body pillow.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

“We named the dog Natalie Portman.”

Streetdog ,

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

o.o’

CmdrShepard ,

Or their set of Star Wars Episode 1 commemorative plates.

EmergMemeHologram , in Merge then review

No integration is as continuous as editing in prod.

Theharpyeagle ,

Unironically worked for a company that did this. Don’t test it, don’t even run it, just put it in prod.

Wild_Mastic ,

Me too, it was glorious that time someone accidentally pushed on a Friday evening and stopped production lines for the following week.

KeenFlame ,

I miss when internet services was literally down because it was being developed in place

xmunk , in Merge then review

At my company we’re so agile that we directly deploy branches from developers’ local machines to customers for A/B testing.

TheFerrango ,

Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer

xmunk ,

As one of our most important customers, we’ve greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!

TheFerrango ,

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.

Sanctus , in Merge then review
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

This is why I include those preservative libraries in my projects. My code doesn’t go stale for a whole three weeks longer.

pec , in Merge then review

Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!

HowManyNimons ,

But Elon’s annoying!

buh , in Merge then review
@buh@hexbear.net avatar

What if instead of continuous integration we had continuous Disintegration, where you code while listening to The Cure on repeat

Diplomjodler , in Merge then review

Test it? Meh. Just ship it.

agilob OP ,
@agilob@programming.dev avatar

It compiles = it goes to prod!

will_a113 , in Merge then review

Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase “JavaScript Engineer” and become doubly confused.

Quik ,

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

Theharpyeagle ,

Node: “Am I a joke to you?”

Jesus_666 ,

Yes.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yes.

RonSijm ,
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think it’s satire, this guy is actively defending this on Linkedin: i.imgur.com/SlJPG85.png

Aviandelight ,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

That’s a relief because I thought I’d stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

termus ,
@termus@beehaw.org avatar

Linkedin is for lunatics. Just a bunch of goobers giving digital handjobs to each other.

MonkCanatella ,

That could still be trolling. But LinkedIn is so full of utter garbage like this that it’s believable

RonSijm ,
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think so. I just made a screenshot of one random convo he’s having about this, but there’s loads more in a similar fashion.

And all of his other posts besides this one seem legit on the surface.

So it would be pretty weird if he randomly has a very bad take, and then just claims “Lol this was a troll post, gotcha!”… That’s pretty much the 4chan defense when you get called out - “Haha guys, I’m actually not r-worded, I’m just trolling!”

BatmanAoD ,

Wow, of course he’s pretending the response is a misrepresentation of his opinion instead of defending it in good faith.

Blackmist ,

I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.

– Kurt von Hammerstein

LinkedIn is Facebook for that last type.

simple , in Merge then review

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

NocturnalMorning ,

Yes, especially the newbies who don’t know what they’re doing.

SpeakinTelnet ,

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

EatYouWell ,

You’re not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

NocturnalMorning ,

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you’re thinking of.

SpeakinTelnet ,

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

NocturnalMorning ,

I’m totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it’s stupid more convincingly than me, that’s great.

eruchitanda ,
@eruchitanda@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t hurt their morale!

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

I honestly wouldn’t see this as a problem. But if you break something it’s up to you to fix it. But we also don’t do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

EfreetSK ,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror

kool_newt , in Show me a better text format for serializing

Protobuf

onlinepersona OP ,

text?

kool_newt ,

What, you can’t read binary? Noob

lol, ya I guess I didn’t notice that part

technom ,

Protobuf is also not a proper binary alternative for Yaml. Protobuf needs a schema in the form of its IDL. Cbor and messagepack might be more analogous.

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