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RIP_Cheems , in GoOn
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
tgxn ,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

USA sure does have a lot of IPs!

sar1n , in The classic font size exploit

Dig that color theme though

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

My guess is Monokai?

asw13c , in Yes

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kool_newt , in Show me a better text format for serializing

Protobuf

onlinepersona OP ,

text?

kool_newt ,

What, you can’t read binary? Noob

lol, ya I guess I didn’t notice that part

technom ,

Protobuf is also not a proper binary alternative for Yaml. Protobuf needs a schema in the form of its IDL. Cbor and messagepack might be more analogous.

simple , in Merge then review

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

NocturnalMorning ,

Yes, especially the newbies who don’t know what they’re doing.

SpeakinTelnet ,

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

EatYouWell ,

You’re not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

NocturnalMorning ,

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you’re thinking of.

SpeakinTelnet ,

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

NocturnalMorning ,

I’m totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it’s stupid more convincingly than me, that’s great.

eruchitanda ,
@eruchitanda@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t hurt their morale!

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

I honestly wouldn’t see this as a problem. But if you break something it’s up to you to fix it. But we also don’t do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

EfreetSK ,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror

VantaBrandon , in Merge then review

Better yet just edit files live on prod from Notepad (not plus plus) over Samba for “xtreme moral” boost

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

The amount of times where I had to fix things in live production servers is not a small number. Then again, we are only humans. Backup often and you are golden.

MeanEYE , in Merge then review
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Am not sure I disagree but I don’t agree completely. It’s insane to merge things that go to production without testing. However at the same time I don’t like continuous integration one bit. Open source mantra is great in my opinion. Release early, release often. If code chews some important data, have a test version of it that needs to run some time before it gets pushed to production.

Delaying merge of someone’s code means branches get further and further apart. At the same time code in main branch gets fixed and tested the most. I would merge often but only full features. None of the half-done stuff. Let humans test it a bit before it reaches target audience. That is usually good enough to catch most bugs. Those that do happen to leak into production are easily fixed since you have fast development cycle and deployment pipeline. And backup frequently.

shootwhatsmyname , in GoOn
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

one of them has a 7 I’m pretty sure

comrade_pibb ,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

wow don’t doxx me plz

JackGreenEarth , in A lot of YAML

What’s the original?

JimVanDeventer ,
darkdemize ,

Interesting. I’ve apparently never seen the original. The best version I’ve seen, which I thought was the original, was porn. It just makes the guy’s face in panel 4 that much better.

Lophostemon ,

For a start, there’s no such thing as “YAML” so it’s not funny. If the ‘punchline’ is a random gibberish word that no one understands then it’s not funny. That’s generally the rule.

LaSaucisseMasquee ,

Maybe calm your tits JSON

Lophostemon ,

My name is not Jason, and you even misspelled the name.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

God, when will these dyslexic CS grads learn

EmergMemeHologram ,

Sorry, you must be TOML

0ops ,

I can’t tell if you’re being serious…

CanadaPlus ,

If not, bravo for trolling us this well. Look at those downvotes, usually you have to be racist to get that much hate.

Lophostemon ,

There’s more than one way to skin a cat, as Jesus said.

FlaccidJim ,

So I just looked it up, YAML is a programming language, that is “often used for writing configuration files.” Then I checked the group this was posted on, makes a lot more since now.

mayoi ,

Ah yes, lists of lists is my favorite programming language.

jeena OP ,
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

Sounds like Lisp.

Lophostemon ,

Nope. I’ve never heard of it and I’m not a programmer so therefore it’s triple-not-funny. I’m doubling down on this hill because… just because.

Mesa ,
@Mesa@programming.dev avatar

You’re on ProgrammerHumor… Why do you expect the jokes to cater to you if you’re not a programmer?

Lophostemon ,

It came up in my ALL feed. I can’t help but react if you all shove your sick lifestyle choices in my face.

Mesa ,
@Mesa@programming.dev avatar

Fair

Neil ,
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  • MagicShel ,

    Solipsism at it’s best… although… wait… Did solipsism exist before I heard of it?

    Lophostemon ,

    Don’t bring any of that woke nonsense around here.

    MagicShel ,

    Woke? Never heard of it.

    Lophostemon ,

    Goddam Solipsistic bastards. You know that’s just another kind of Communism!!!

    jeena OP ,
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    The UX for knowing in which community something has been posted in is not very good here, I feel a lot of people have problems getting the context if you don’t spell it out in the title.

    TheGiantKorean ,
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    YAML is also a recursive acronym. It stands for YAML Ain’t Markup Language.

    baggins ,

    Pretty sure it’s Yet Another Markup Language

    TheGiantKorean ,
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    Nope.

    Edit: but TBF that would have made more sense

    yaml.org

    AlphaAutist ,

    I’ve been lied to

    shotgun_crab ,

    I’ve been fooled my whole life

    bufordt ,
    @bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

    No, they changed it from yet another to yaml ain’t.

    EmergMemeHologram ,

    Wait… I thought it was “yet another markup language”

    Is this another fucking Bearenstein/Mandala reality split?

    TheGiantKorean ,
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    I just had to go look that up. Yet Another just seems to make more sense, which is why I think a lot of people think that’s what it stands for.

    bufordt ,
    @bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

    And because that was the original name. They retconned YAML Ain’t.

    TheGiantKorean ,
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep, just learned that!

    andrew ,
    @andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar
    TheGiantKorean ,
    @TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s interesting!

    lars ,

    Whoa — I can’t believe YAML’s 22 years old

    Pelicanen ,

    And you can use it on GNU Not Unix!

    bleistift2 ,

    It’s not a programming language.

    vox ,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    i thought the original onewas about flashlights

    morbidcactus ,

    The Future: More of the Present by Jake Likes Onions

    jakelikesonions.com/…/the-future-more-of-the-pres…

    trash80 ,
    quaddo ,

    Dude needs to get with the program.

    Use a single plate, cup, knife, fork, spoon, lot, pan. Never unbox the rest.

    Either that, or just eat over the sink.

    _dev_null ,
    @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

    Look at Mr. Money Bags over here with a sink!

    I_Miss_Daniel , in Implemented as requested

    Great for gymnasts.

    SpasmodicColon , in GoOn
    @SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net avatar

    127.0.0.1, I’m an introvert

    henfredemars , in Implemented as requested

    I don’t hate it. Seems functional.

    idunnololz ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    Is it tho? Those poles and numbers look flimsy.

    remotelove ,

    It’s ok. They aren’t structural.

    idunnololz ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    They aren’t structural but they can easily fall over and cause structural damage.

    huf ,

    i like it. it’d be a neat quirk.

    MonkderZweite , (edited ) in GoOn

    My PC’s is now Bob, My router’s Billy…

    Sailing7 , in The Complete Guide to Getting a Tech Job

    Didn’t expect that vid to be so accurate, hurting and funny at the same time.

    agilob , (edited ) in GoOn
    @agilob@programming.dev avatar

    :00 - :ff

    Edit: Just learnt this can be also noted as:

    :: - ::f

    glibg10b ,

    What about IPv4

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