programmer_humor

TheWonderfool , 8 months ago in Also not C# Block

I bet it’s just a facade… It’s probably full of Rust

xmunk , 8 months ago in I don't wanna show mine either

Don’t perpetuate keeping salaries secret, it hurts all our income.

ZILtoid1991 , 8 months ago in I don't wanna show mine either

I have never used ChatGPT

UnRelatedBurner , 8 months ago

how are you immune to the evil magical chat app?

ZILtoid1991 , 8 months ago

It's simple, I saw it for the con what it is from the very beginning.

UnRelatedBurner , 8 months ago

I’d say lucky you, but man AI is wonderful. Like it’ll have lasting negative effects that’s for sure.

I mostly use it for 3 things:

• to do my homework, fk school
• syntax, like "[1…] in py"
• to write one-liners (in code) or regex or something that’d take much more time then worth.

_dev_null , 8 months ago in I don't wanna show mine either

Here’s my last one, I’m pretty fucking boring:

User:

Please provide a comma separated list of US state and territory postal abbreviations, with each item in single quotes.

ChatGPT:

Sure! Here is a comma-separated list of US state and territory postal abbreviations in single quotes:

‘AL’, ‘AK’, ‘AZ’, ‘AR’, ‘CA’, ‘CO’, ‘CT’, ‘DE’, ‘FL’, ‘GA’, ‘HI’, ‘ID’, ‘IL’, ‘IN’, ‘IA’, ‘KS’, ‘KY’, ‘LA’, ‘ME’, ‘MD’, ‘MA’, ‘MI’, ‘MN’, ‘MS’, ‘MO’, ‘MT’, ‘NE’, ‘NV’, ‘NH’, ‘NJ’, ‘NM’, ‘NY’, ‘NC’, ‘ND’, ‘OH’, ‘OK’, ‘OR’, ‘PA’, ‘RI’, ‘SC’, ‘SD’, ‘TN’, ‘TX’, ‘UT’, ‘VT’, ‘VA’, ‘WA’, ‘WV’, ‘WI’, ‘WY’, ‘AS’, ‘DC’, ‘FM’, ‘GU’, ‘MH’, ‘MP’, ‘PW’, ‘PR’, ‘VI’

Please note that AS refers to American Samoa, DC refers to the District of Columbia, FM refers to Federated States of Micronesia, GU refers to Guam, MH refers to Marshall Islands, MP refers to Northern Mariana Islands, PW refers to Palau, PR refers to Puerto Rico, and VI refers to the U.S. Virgin Islands.

Piecemakers3Dprints , 8 months ago in Also not C# Block

Coral*

ptz , 8 months ago in I don't wanna show mine either

I’ll show you mine:

Spoiler[There’s nothing here].

Beanie , 8 months ago

wow my history is identical :0

what a coincidence

ekky43 , 8 months ago

I’m pretty sure almost no nerds use chatgpt, as chatgpt kinda takes the nerdiness out of the nerd.

Script kiddy might fit better, looking at stackoverflow from the past half year.

FQQD OP , 8 months ago

Yeah, you’re kinda right. Nerd doesn’t fit perfectly

tranzystorek_io , 8 months ago

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VVi5npNSTJY/maxresdefault.jpg

Iapar , 8 months ago in Best VS Code theme

Buffalo coder troddin’ through the land, wo-ho-ooh!

Jackinopolis , 8 months ago in Temporary mental block

What helps me is asking Copilot to try doing it. When it spits out garbage; if it hits any of my targets I can tune it from there.

agent_flounder , 8 months ago

This sounds good but I kind of prefer my approach of giving up.

cupcakezealot , 8 months ago

copilot is good but it respects comments too much. i like my code to be like a mystery box.

CommandingKangaroo , 8 months ago in Temporary mental block

Suddenly I have no more ideas 😗

FiskFisk33 , 8 months ago in D or d come on

“tab”

Feyter , 8 months ago in Also not C# Block

Wait… there is a different C than C#?

Gladaed , 8 months ago

/s

agent_flounder , 8 months ago

Brian Kernighan^1 and Dennis Ritchie spinning in their graves

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1. Yes. Even though he’s still alive. That’s how egregious this heresy is.

AceSLS , 8 months ago

C#? I think you missspelled Microsoft Java™

aport , 8 months ago

C Pound

open_world , 7 months ago

C Hashtag

yote_zip , 8 months ago in Temporary mental block

Architects vs developers.

Dagnet , 8 months ago

An architect’s dream is a civil engineer’s nightmare

vrkr , 8 months ago in A lot of YAML

I like YAML.

FooBarrington , 8 months ago

That’s okay, not everyone can be right :)

optimal , 8 months ago in A box of DevOps

Fucking hate YAML. With every fibre of my being. YAML needs tO GTFO

Zuluparadise , 8 months ago in A box of DevOps

My fatass read a box of donuts