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darkphotonstudio , in What a time to be alive

All those middle managers will be displaced.

Sparky , (edited ) in Naming is hard
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Stop calling out my commit messages… I swear “fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y” is a valid commit message scheme.

Kolanaki ,
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Are you an employee at Valve? lol

Sparky ,
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Tbh i think Microsoft has a better track record of breaking, fixing and then un-fixing their software

Kolanaki ,
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Maybe; but Valve has plenty of patch notes that say “X fixed,” but it’s not actually fixed and then the next update says “X fixed. No really this time.” lol

PlexSheep ,

If you want to fix it take a look at the conventional git commits standard. No need to read a huge document it says what to do quickly on the website.

Serinus ,

I’d rather add more Jira stories.

FaceDeer , in What a time to be alive
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This sort of thing always reminds me of the classic Louis CK bit from Conan O'Brien: Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

suction ,

“You pull your amazing dick out in front of two aspiring comedians and they’re still not happy”

Sparky , in What a time to be alive
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That’s the end user! /s

GBU_28 , in Naming is hard

I cannot believe they did this shit.

Every time I look at the teams icon with the word new on it, my brain thinks that means there are messages.

d00ery ,

We had the teams update at work, with the endless notifications to let me know that a new version was coming, would I like to update early, on the 1st the update will be forced …

agressivelyPassive ,

And the new Teams is not simply a replacement, no. It’s called “Teams (for work or school)” or something, while the old app is “Teams classic”. Both look the same and are the same sluggish mess. So why exactly did we do all that crap?

driving_crooner ,
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And they would use at least a quarter or your RAM.

agressivelyPassive ,

uNuSeD rAm Is WaStEd RaM!!!

marcos ,

All I know is that one of them has a /v2/ subpath on its URL, and the other has nothing.

Oh, and calls work in Firefox one the /v2/ one. That’s an important difference.

What I really don’t know is why they kept pestering me for months to make sure my browser supports the new version (where they know what my browser is, and only published enough requirements to tell IE won’t work) while they only changed stuff that makes it work better on it.

debil ,

Also the “we’re setting things up for you” or whatever user-dumb-hide-details crap the Teams PWA throws on your screen while launching is just… As if there was a live team of engineers carefully configuring your current Teams instance so that it starts up right. (A bit off-topic, but current trend of software “speaking to users in patronising manner” is annoying af. Unless it’s up to or exceeding HAL-3000 level, it should be abolished.)

penquin , in Naming is hard

“please use our spyware so we can syphon more of your personal info to get more quarterly profit… We are begging you. See how many apps we have for mail?”

HootinNHollerin ,

Poutlook

MajorHavoc , in std::underflow_error

This is quite accurate.

Source: I’ve been in this journey.

Couldbealeotard , in What a time to be alive
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Have you seen the film Dark Star? Bomb number 20 gets stuck in the release bay with the detonation countdown still running, so they have to spacewalk out and convince the AI not to explode.

FiniteBanjo ,

Theres a great Trevor Something Does Not Exist song that samples the conversation, called Outro.

Sam_Bass , in What a time to be alive

Why go virtual when reality exists?

FiniteBanjo ,

They’re convinced that AI might be cheaper for the same result. Partly because power and water is subsidized more than humans.

SmoothIsFast , in std::underflow_error

F(c++)=1/c++

erp , in C++

C++: C with blackjack and 40 year old hookers. Anyway, only the rich can inherit diamonds or something. Or perhaps not, my memory is corrupted. I’m open to any pointers though…

telllos , in Naming is hard

Can New outlook even open eml?? I remember it couldn’t just a few months ago.

Edlak ,

It now can but not always. Still easier to point the default app to old outlook.

MisterFrog ,
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An email client that can’t open email files? Hmmmmmm.

Is this something to do with the fact it’s routing all emails via Microsoft servers?

I am not a developer

sus , in std::underflow_error

your underflow error is someone’s underflow feature (hopefully with -fwrapv)

parpol , in std::underflow_error

You start out with negative knowledge in C++, then as you just hear the name for the first time, you get your balls stepped on, jizz, and then get post-nut clarity.

Tolookah , in std::underflow_error

Needs a sinusoidal wave added to it all.

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