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blek , in Absolute legend

the guy who contributed to proprietary software

blek , in Saw 37 the software Dev

hey, an empty file is also a valid program. it does nothing. (like me :p)


realbadat , in TCP vs UDP

Well this is going in my “basics of networking” presentation.

msage ,

There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can’t find it right now :|

realbadat ,

If you do find it let me know, I’d love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it’s literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with “stay at 127.0.0.1, don’t 255.255.255.255”. Super cheesy but at least it’s a mental distraction from information overload haha

msage ,

I believe it was this one link

realbadat ,

Phenomenal, thank you!

funkless_eck ,

could you share it to us laymen internet strangers?

realbadat ,

Right now it’s got some private info in there, but I’ve been meaning to make it sanitized to share, so I’ll let you know

nodoze313 , in TCP vs UDP

UDP cares about the target, it doesn’t care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

uhN0id , in TCP vs UDP

This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it’s not really even a joke.

DarkThoughts , in TCP vs UDP

Open all ports: Bukkake?

nxdefiant ,

BukakkIP

lemmyng , in TCP vs UDP
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So TCP ACK is the backwash?

errer ,

No gross backwash with UDP, guaranteed!

manicdave , in TCP vs UDP

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

Sonotsugipaa ,
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I didn’t get the first half, could you send it again?

camr_on ,
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ACK

neidu2 ,

I only tell jokes about UDP. I don’t care if you get it.

LordCrom , in TCP vs UDP

Surprisingly accurate

mexicancartel , in TCP vs UDP

Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won’t drop packets intentionally or TCP don’t prevent dropping of packets.

So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices

Dasnap , in TCP vs UDP
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I love slut protocols.

bullring888 , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

Being able to sell shares to other buyers really fucked things up.

xthexder ,
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It’s sad that the best most startups can hope for is to be bought by a giant corporation. Not a lot of people are interested in just having a successful long-term business.

anzo , in Exploring the Capabilities of ChatGPT: A Comprehensive Guide

what’s the point on this post? I feel like I might be missing something… The text looks generated, is that the joke?

gravitas_deficiency ,

25min old account called ChatGPT with a single post. It’s spam.

Kojichan , in SCRUM: An Honest Ad
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I’m glad my company speaks a different language than English, and can’t use all the word soup completely. That said, my company is also wondering why my timesheets never add up to the entire day because always in meetings, scrum, or “can we jump on video chat for a sec because it’s easier to explain vocally than in writing”… And that “sec” turns into a 30 minute tutorial I have to give.

isVeryLoud ,

We translated the agile word soup to French here :(

Kojichan ,
@Kojichan@lemmy.world avatar

Ouch… My company speaks French as well. :( I get to hear the buzzwords in English.

My condolences, friend.

excel , in SCRUM: An Honest Ad
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And the only thing even worse than SCRUM is literally every other option

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

And I think this video is talking about scrum implemented poorly. But admittedly that’s the only way I’ve seen it done 😐

bluGill ,

I'm able to get the good parts of scrum without all the overhead with kanban. Sprints are worthless, work doesn't align on a 2 week cadence anyway.

isVeryLoud ,

Sprints aren’t for you, it’s for the higher ups to have a digestible view of what’s going on in the team by presenting work done over 2-3 weeks, calibrating budgets, etc.

As a dev, yeah, sprints feel restrictive and artificial as fuck lol

RecallMadness ,

If you still do the sizing (it’s not entirely wasted as it’s a reasonably effective tool to gauge understanding across the team), This can still be done without the artificial time boxing.

“How much work have we done in the last two weeks?” Just look at all the stories closed in the last two weeks. Easy.

“When will X be delivered?” Look at X and all its dependencies, add up all the points, and guesstimate the time equivalence.

Kanban isn’t a free for all, you still need structure and some planning. But you take most of that away from the do-ers and let them do what they do best… do.

Valmond ,

I prefer V-cycle for when you have a software with known specs & Kanban for when you don’t really know what the client needs/wants. I mean those magic clients you hear about but never sees…

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