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dbilitated , in How the IT guys see the users
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holy shit it’s a newspaper cartoon from 1993

jarfil ,

Source?

(just saying, because we used CRTs in 1993, and those look like LCDs… 👽)

HellAwaits , in How the IT guys see the users

It’s so true, it hurts my insides.

ruffsl , in R U A Cyberpunk
@ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

Private Eye - essential for staying online 24/7

What was that device, an early cellular modem or 802.11 wireless bridge? The thing ontop of the briefcase looks like a head visor with an antenna. Google search keywords are just noise.

hikeandbike , (edited )

Quick searching, looks like its a head-mounted display, something akin to Google Glass

PupBiru ,
@PupBiru@kbin.social avatar

and years later the image in people’s head of people who used google glass didn’t change a bit

chickenf622 , in Always commit

He doesn’t want to push at such a late hour. Give him a break.

eestileib ,

How many times did I push at 2am so I could go home, get to the freeway entrance, realized I fucked something up, sighed, and turned around to go back and fix it…

(This was like 1999, we didn’t have access to Perforce from home).

After a year or so I realized I should just develop the willpower to check it in after sleeping on it.

jaybone ,

Oh god Perforce.

eestileib ,

“P4 server’s down.”

“Sports Page, or Tied House?”

superduperenigma ,

Gotta have something to say in stand-up the next morning, otherwise your PM will assign you another task.

scottywh , in R U A Cyberpunk

”…a computer geek who likes Ministry"

😂

Cqrd , in Always commit

Dude just stopped before he got to a logical stopping point where it would make sense to commit and push

GigglyBobble ,

That's actually not that rare when I work later than usual. Some stupid problem my brain is too fried to solve. Eventually I give up, feeling defeat for the whole evening and solve the problem in 10 mins the next morning. Get enough sleep, people.

sunbeam60 ,

However, much research shows the hand banging against the wall period is required for you to achieve the morning breakthrough.

The sleeping break is where your neurons form new connections based their activity yesterday. The “thinking hard” and the frustration is a required part of the morning epiphany.

God I love programming.

GigglyBobble ,

Thanks. I did not need to know that. Oh well, off to more headbanging then.

llama , in Easy peasy
@llama@midwest.social avatar

Gets a $3000 bill because they picked the wrong instance type.

gitstash , in Always commit

git stash, girl

war , in R U A Cyberpunk
@war@kbin.social avatar

I use my highly portable computer for PGP key exchanges, etc.

______ , in Always commit

I worked today and have O commits.

yiliu , in Always commit

“No, wait, it’s not what you think! There’s a continuous integration system, a commit would’ve triggered a new build! It might have paged the oncall! Babe! The test suite has been flaky lately!

Zeth0s , in Always commit

I never push as last thing in the evening. I want to sleep over it and revise in the morning. --amend crew unite

Michal ,

What if while you sleep over it your laptop gets stolen or damaged? I’d rather push every small change than sit on it.

Zeth0s ,

I would lose max 3 hrs of work that I already know how to re do. I can live with that. I don’t want to publish too much unfinished/unpolished work. There is always the chance someone might need the branch.

Even if drafts under development, I like to publish something that reaches the standard of my “best” me, not my “Friday evening” me

explodicle ,

Same here. At least for me, the hard part is figuring out how to do it.

Michal ,

Why not? Do you push directly to master?

Zeth0s ,

Because someone else might need to work on something on or from my branches. And I don’t want garbage in my history. There are cases I might not be able to squash merge, so all my history will be in the project history. I want each commit to be clean. It is not a lot of effort, and forces me to increase code quality, because I review my code more often.

Rules for all projects I manage: never rebase published branches and always publish clean code (even implementation is unfinished).

From experience following these simple rules make the whole project management easier and more effective

darklamer ,
@darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Don’t you have continuous backups of your work laptop!?

Michal ,

On one occasion i had to take over a task from a colleague while he was on his day off. He did not push his changes. I am sure he had backups but when i asked him to push his changes he had to drive home to do it.

I’d rather company IP stays on its git server.

Anticorp ,

You should be pushing feature branches as you work on them, so if you have a crash or something, your work isn’t lost. Builds should be triggered from pull requests on the main branch, if triggered by anything. You should never push directly to main. At least that’s my preference.

Zeth0s , (edited )

Our ci/cd pipelines build also feature branches. I do push often, clean code. I don’t push when I am tired enough that I can’t trust my judgment that the code I am pushing is over my personal quality threshold. I add meaningful, concise commit messages. These are my rules.

TheManuz ,

I make WIP branches only for that purpose, so I can push half done work and rework it the day after.

This means a lot of history changes, but only in the WIP branch.

When history is clean, I rebase the feature branch.

Is this a good practice? I never found a better way to backup partial code.

devious , in Always commit

Well maybe if she had shown more interest in his pull requests, he wouldn’t be off forking other repos!

AllNewTypeFace , (edited ) in R U A Cyberpunk
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The guy in the photo is still dressed like that, but now he’s the weird hobo who lives in the junkyard

UlyssesT , in R U A Cyberpunk

Bullet chain needs no explanation.

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