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sxan , in Crowdstrike
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

OK, this is hilarious.

earmuff , in What a simple fix

system32 is legacy crap anyways and is not used anymore. Everything important is stored in system64

CanadaPlus , in Googling

Lucky guy. Tolerance for calling a spade a spade is a big green flag.

morrowind , in OneDrive deleted my files!
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I use onedrive and I still hate this shit.

fossphi , in Big brain with Crowdstrike

Something something first law of robotics

baggins , in Malware As A Service

Yes but the difference is one of them is also going to help you fix it.

bruhduh , in OneDrive deleted my files!
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Me signing into active directory https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8280295f-0a0b-49da-b9f0-d535551608ad.jpeg

Jakylla , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure

refalo , in Crowdstrike

nice AI slop

bruhduh , in Crowdstrike
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/598dddd2-e1c0-4be1-9f4b-e47097c831f0.jpeg

Klear , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

https://i.imgur.com/mXlejKQ.png

I_Clean_Here ,

Hi Strong Bad

Klanky ,
@Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

Psythik ,

Computer over?
Virus = very yes?

That’s not a good prize!

SourceHuman ,

Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email - 50 Emails
homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc

cm0002 , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Pfft, I’m doing just fine because I avoided crowdstrike for our EDR deployment lolol

Evotech ,

This time you were the lucky one.

HexesofVexes , in What a simple fix

I only wanted to triforce.

Now I need to fix dad’s laptop before he gets home!

some_guy , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

I’m just gonna get you a tape recorder.

spongebue ,

Tobias, you blowhard!

marcos , in Which one???

I just link one to the other and make sure it’s idempotent.

JackbyDev OP ,

Easier said than done. Try echoing $PATH then running zsh then $PATH again. It’s likely gotten bigger lol. I don’t think it’s a real problem though.

marcos ,

Yeah, I may have a larger $PATH than required.

JackbyDev OP ,

It doesn’t really matter tbh, you shouldn’t be arbitrarily running a shell in a shell (apart from command substitutions).

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