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    Redjard ,
    @Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    wget actuallygooddistro.⁤org/install/2023-09-x64.iso && cp .iso /mnt/ventoy/ && rm -rf /

    TechieDamien ,

    You didn’t unmount your ventoy… uh oh!

    Redjard ,
    @Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    just unplug it real fast when you notice while rm’s still hanging in your extensive /home

    danielton ,

    Remember when Canonical used to give away installation CDs to anyone who asked? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    Magnetar ,

    Still have those CDs. Getting a package from South Africa was exciting.

    Honytawk ,

    Damn, and people complain about Windows …

    I bet if they could have added pictures to this ad, they would have.

    Knusper ,

    You haven’t seen the best part yet. They’re holding back security updates, if you don’t do this whole Pro-shit. I really don’t know how much pot their executives smoked to get that awful idea.

    And like, to be fair, for personal use, you can get Pro for free, so you ‘just’ need to create an account to get a secure OS.

    But yeah, you basically don’t really hear people complaining, because we simply don’t use Ubuntu. Plenty better Linux distros to choose from. I only know this shit, because my work laptop unfortunately comes with it and I’m not necessarily allowed to change it.

    caseyweederman ,

    Security updates for packages that are so old that they aged out of official support.
    Who determines how old a package needs to be before they start charging money for it?
    Well they do, of course.

    Tune in next year when they turn off free Snap patches.

    Amends1782 ,

    I replied this to someone else gonna put it here:

    Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.

    Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical’s alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team

    Beanie ,

    what in the fuck.

    DrChickenbeer , in ಠ_ಠ

    Okay, what am I missing here? I've been staring at this image for five minutes.

    AnonTwo ,

    Say you didn't watch Terminator 1 or 2 without saying you didn't watch Terminator 1 or 2

    DrChickenbeer ,

    I've seen both like 100 times! I still can't see it.

    768 ,

    What exactly are you not seeing?

    DrChickenbeer ,

    Whatever the joke is-- I saw this photo in the NYTimes but I don't get the joke of posting it here. Has it been altered or something?

    I know I'm going to feel really stupid when I get my answer.

    WarmSoda ,

    He’s judging you for making friends with an AI

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Hypocrite.

    scottywh ,

    Specifically it comes across as a look of disappointment to me.

    CanadaPlus ,

    You’re overthinking it.

    DrChickenbeer ,

    Well, that's just the story of my life right there.

    wick , in ಠ_ಠ

    WWJCD

    fiah ,
    @fiah@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    nuke the site from orbit

    JoeBigelow ,
    @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Jesus operates a Low Orbit Ion Cannon, it’s where the smiting confusion comes from.

    Sabata11792 , in ಠ_ಠ
    @Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

    Humans already rejected me. What did you expect?

    WarmSoda ,

    Why are you commenting here? Go away, jeez

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    I accept you, fellow human. Beep boop.

    NegativeLookBehind , in ಠ_ಠ
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    I mean, he made friends with AI

    ZeroCool OP ,

    Yeah but the T-800 had cool sunglasses. It’s okay to be friends with robots if they’re wearing cool sunglasses.

    agent_flounder ,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

    Didn’t ZZ Top do a song about that?

    locuester , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

    Lawful Good here. Flight Simulator in 3x 32” 4k

    Turun ,

    Glad to see another hanging PC!

    It was the only way I could get my monitors connected to my standing desk. Now I only need to figure out if subjecting hard drives to motor vibrations is risky, or if they can handle a bit of shaking when switching between sitting and standing.

    locuester ,

    Yeah man! I have a wifi receiver/repeater, UPS, audio mic amplifier, and the PC mounted under. I move every 6 months and this lets me simplify having a workspace. I like being able to wheel the desk around.

    NegativeLookBehind , in My Journey
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    Somebody told me a story once about how they went to a doctor in Sweden. They told him their symptoms and the dude started googling them.

    emptyother ,
    @emptyother@programming.dev avatar

    My doc is also googling stuff very often.

    Probably not bad. If I could have memorized the entire dotnet framework documentation, I would. Until then I will keep googling, and I will usually recognize if the solution is sound. Probably the same with doctors and health.

    NegativeLookBehind ,
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    Agreed, I’m simply pointing out that the comic makes it seem like programming is something you can always just Google the answers for, instead of a skill that requires honing and a basal foundation, similar to medical science or law.

    oldfart ,

    I would love to have a doc who googles instead of just trying to sound smart based on their limited knowledge

    dylanTheDeveloper ,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    You try memorising every known disease and alment in history.

    NegativeLookBehind ,
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    And you try memorizing every Python library

    riskable ,
    @riskable@programming.dev avatar

    It takes a while to get through the entire standard library but PyMOTW makes it fun and keeps things interesting 👍

    (Yes, I’ve read every single one and if I can do it you can too)

    pymotw.com/3/

    Masimatutu ,
    Darthjaffacake ,

    Happened to me once so I guess it’s not as weird as I thought.

    XTornado , in Forgetting the basics look like this.

    Now days people want transparency of what is done with their data, I mean if that isn’t transparency I don’t know what is.

    akash_rawal OP ,

    Well, we could allow root login via passwordless telnet so that they can be extra sure that we aren’t hiding anything.

    ohlaph , in My Journey

    There are actually only 12 people in the world who know how to code. The rest of us copy some variation of their code or their derived code.

    WhatAmLemmy ,

    Not much different to a doctor reading through clinical trials and then recommending the best treatment based on the use case. They didn’t design, develop or manufacture the treatment. They were not involved in the trials. The majority are just expected to know enough to make an educated decision based on specific, individual circumstances.

    I want my doctors to use tried and tested treatments. Not reinvent the wheel. A good doctor is one who has a high success rate.

    Yet the industry acts as though you’re not a good dev if you can’t reinvented the wheel from scratch… coz… Ignorance? Ego? Delusions of grandeur?

    KevonLooney ,

    Ignorance? Ego? Delusions of grandeur?

    So you have met top programmers? Then why are you asking?

    MajorHavoc ,

    Delusions of grandeur?

    It’s that one.

    riskable ,
    @riskable@programming.dev avatar

    Hey now… if you reinvent the wheel you can make it your own.

    …in a way that no one else will appreciate or understand, necessitating that the next person that comes along will also have to reinvent the wheel…

    wizardbeard ,

    This holds true no matter how well you try to make it simple, modular (so changes only have to touch the small relevant piece instead of understanding the whole thing), documented by good code comments and multiple external docs for different audiences.

    Drives me up a wall. Would be so much easier to just slap-dash whack it together, but I’ve been the one to come back to something a year later with no clue too many times.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    the industry acts as though you’re not a good dev if you can’t reinvent the wheel from scratch

    My experience in the industry was that you’re not considered a good dev if you ever try to reinvent the wheel from scratch.

    jaybone ,

    I’m hearing two different things in this thread.

    jaybone ,

    And that’s why everything sucks.

    ReCursing , in Forgetting the basics look like this.
    @ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

    I once saw and am still disappointed I didn't buy, a hoodie that read "Social engineering: Because there's no patch for human stupidity"

    yum13241 , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

    Did no one notice the Linus meme face taking place of the Winblows flag?

    unreachable , in Forgetting the basics look like this.
    @unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

    social security number

    “security? what’s security?!”

    pastermil ,

    The security is social.

    Meaning that it likes to mingle.

    spikespaz , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
    Abird1620 ,

    Psychotic

    FrostKing ,

    Someone with bad posture

    spikespaz ,

    Why?

    computertoucher5000 ,

    Dunno, but I would like to know more about your lamp

    spikespaz ,

    Unfortunately I got it at a thrift shop and there are no stickers. Googling for “pulley lamp” shows me one that looks very similar: “Carbon Loft Tirith Industrial Farmhouse Table Lamp with Pulley System”

    computertoucher5000 ,

    Thanks for that!

    Turun ,

    Sick lamp! A bitch to dust off I bet, but I like the style.

    CanadaPlus , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

    So Chaotic Evil just gets way more screen real estate than everybody else?

    dukk ,

    With great screen estate comes great window management…

    Turun ,

    No, with tiling window managers comes great window management!

    user224 , in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Ummmm… how about 2 vertical monitors above each other?

    That’s how I got this long ass screenshot, for example:
    https://i.imgur.com/2AOYktQ.png
    I don’t know how else to do that, so I fixed it with hardware ʘ‿ʘ

    But otherwise, true neutral.

    sam2099 ,

    Ultrawide flipped vertical?

    DLSchichtl ,

    Imagine if it were curved, looming over you as you type.

    BigDaddySlim ,
    @BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

    Like this monstrosity Samsung released. I remember seeing videos of people using it thinking it was the goofiest shit

    Turun ,

    You can tell xrandr anything, it doesn’t have to be physically connected. So you could get 3960x1080 virtual screen space for a single vertical HD screen. If you move your mouse to the edge of the screen it will scroll what is visible. I discovered it in my triple monitor setup. I turn off screens I don’t need (they waste like 30W!), but the script I wrote to notify X11 of these changes doesn’t work as reliably as I would like, lol. Also duplicate polybar sometimes, haha.

    Not sure how useful this is, because while the application thinks it has all this screen space available you can’t actually see all of it at once.

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