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  • Endorkend OP , in You know Mastodon is going to be big when ...
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    Best thing is, the accounts that do this get taken down at spectacular speeds.

    MostlyBlindGamer , in User with this age already exists
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    When you pick the wrong column for your primary key.

    visor841 , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

    Plagiarism isn’t just using someone else’s work. It’s when you use someone else’s work and claim it was your own. The programmers aren’t plagiarizing as they’re being freely admitting it’s not their work.

    JackbyDev ,

    If you’ve ever copied and pasted code from StackOverflow without mentioning the author, linking the creative commons license, and linking to the author’s account you’ve technically violated the creative commons license and I’d argue you’ve technically plagiarized.

    Does anyone care? No, not really.

    jeff ,
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    Just don’t tell your Legal department.

    Zink ,

    Uh oh. So you think legal might be on to us, like, existing?

    I know I’m safe though because every line of code I have ever written came to me in a vision as I stared at a flat white wall.

    jeff ,
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    flat white wall

    Hey guys, look at this light mode user! My wall is dark mode. 😎

    In a serious note, a developer should be aware of how licenses work. Just copy pasting from Stack Overflow likely breaks the defaults license. You could open up yourself or your company to serious legal trouble. And it really isn’t ethical. I wouldn’t want code I shared in a certain context be stolen by a large corporation and make them money

    Zink ,

    Lol! I figured a plain white wall was as featureless as you could get for something to stare at while you mentally conjure code.

    And since I’m in the office today (voluntarily!) there is literally a white wall to stare at above my monitors! But there is also a window slightly to the side, so my “staring blankly while totally thinking of something that will help the company” game is strong.

    Dark mode is definitely the way to go though. I have three monitors and one phone in front of me, and 3/4 currently show a dark background in the application on them.

    IamRoot , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

    I use dark mode for a reason. FU.

    Rheios , in What came first, the programmer or the code?
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    Unless there’s a bug. Then it is my code and I have to fix it. Immediately. No, I don’t want to discuss my thought process for “why I made that decision” I want to fix it. Why are we having a chat about milk pouring technique while it is dripping off the fucking table. Prod is burning and you want to fiddle! (Meanwhile this is a minor bug that nobody has ever actually complained about but just the knowledge that it was my fault…)

    CodexArcanum , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

    All code already exists in Plato’s world of perfect abstractions. Programmers merely view this ideal world darkly and scribble what imperfect algorithms they can vaguely remember.

    name_NULL111653 ,

    Stackoverflow is platonism for the masses, a means by which to copy perfect code from “programmers.”

    The “other programmers” are dead. There is no perfect algorithm. And so we must become programmers unto ourselves…

    mrsgreenpotato , in ಠ_ಠ

    Can anyone post a link to the picture? I can’t see anything. I use Memmy on iOS and it sometimes does this weird thing where it’s not showing anything.

    Syrc ,

    Yeah, I know, that’s weird. I’m on browser and sometimes it happens here too.

    See if this link works

    mrsgreenpotato ,

    Works, thanks a ton!

    HiddenLayer5 , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

    Anyone can copy code. Making the copied code work well in your own codebase, and fixing it when it doesn’t, is what requires skill and experience.

    Chunk ,

    When I was 8 I was making a “video game” (a complete bundle of code trash 😉) and I would copy people’s code and everything would melt down. I would spend hours debugging just to realize I needed to pass an extra argument or indent or something.

    Today I’m better at my job. I am now the one writing confusing function APIs 😈

    llama ,
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    It’s no exaggeration sometimes it takes a dozen different how-to blogs and stack overflows to find an example where somebody has exactly what you need and nothing more. So many people add so much fluff and unusual structures that the thing they’re claiming the code does can’t even be found.

    llama , in What came first, the programmer or the code?
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    Public domain? Creative commons? MIT? BSD? GPL? You mean I’m allowed to use these things without failing?

    redcalcium , in ಠ_ಠ

    Loitering munitions are basically our version of t-800. It’s also not fun thinking if you have ever contributed to any computer vision open source projects and wondering if your code somehow ended up inside a loitering munitions drone because Iran who don’t bother to respect the GPL decided to use those open source libraries in their drone’s targeting system and deploy them in Ukraine. Maybe I’m just overthinking things, but would you lose some sleep knowing your code become a critical part of an autonomous system that can decide to kill people on their own without a direct human input?

    Gabu ,

    If a blacksmith sells a hammer, is it his fault that a killer used the hammer to kill someone?

    redcalcium , (edited )

    I don’t think it’s exactly the same. Now if the hammer has a mind of its own and can loiter in an alley and can decide to kill a passerby or not based on its own judgement. e.g. the owner told the hammer to kill passerby wearing blue shirt, and the hammer does it but has 0.1% chance of killing people wearing yellow shirt due to computer vision quirks. Does the responsibility of killing people wearing yellow shirt fell partially to the blacksmith? Did the blacksmith can sleep soundly knowing people wearing yellow shirt might not need to die if his programming is a little bit more better, even though he never sold the hammer for the purpose of killing people in the first place (it’s his customer that abuse it).

    AeonFelis , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

    I’m sorry that you have to deal with my code.

    cybersandwich , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

    Collaboration* or using best-practices*

    darcy , in a Joke Program I wrote in Rust
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    Still , in What came first, the programmer or the code?
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    well using someone’s code properly licensed isn’t plagiarism

    a fair few of my uni classes were like take this guys code and make it do this, which were like 4 lines changes

    rtxn ,

    “Here’s this header file that implements 99% of the mathematics, because I’m not paid to teach mathematics.”

    Ironically I learned a lot more about linear algebra from that header file than from my actual teacher.

    intelati ,

    I just saw a “faster linear algebra” package scroll by on pacman. I almost pulled up the source/documentation.

    The only thing that stopped me was that I have about 199 things more relevant to my usage than linear algebra.

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