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theghostoutside_ , in A fun simple game

Shouldn’t it be


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Isn’t Russian Roulette played with one bullet in the chamber? Not five?

Johanno ,

More fun like that

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

A chamber is the space in automatics, semiautomatic, and the slide back single shot weapons for the bullet when it is about to be fired. Any game of Russin Roulette played with a bullet in the chamber is going to be very short.

Russian Roulette is played with one bullet in the cylinder, the spinny thing on a revolver.

three ,

gun nerds are the worst.

snooggums , (edited )
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Lemme tell you about the difference between a clip and a magazine!

A magazine is a paper distributed like newspapers but in more of a booklet form and with higher quality paper.

A clip is the thing that holds you chips bag closed after opening so they don't get stolen.

Edit: that should be stale, not stolen, but I'm leaving it

jaybone ,

Russian roulette hard mode: you’re hoping for a jam.

Mesa ,
@Mesa@programming.dev avatar

The game we see here is Russian Russian Roulette.

chocobo13z ,

Polish Roulette?

Zink ,

Russian-in-Ukraine roulette

LoamImprovement ,
Illecors ,
blackn1ght , in A fun simple game

There’s Linux distro called suicide Linux that wipes your hard drive on any mistyped command.

Rodeo ,

I hope it comes preinstalled with sl and similar programs.

aBundleOfFerrets ,

if you type sl it wipes your drive. No funny train for you

const ,
@const@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah; it puts funny train to make you say phew then wipes your drive anyways!

sip ,

or with ll alias for ls -laF, I’m using it so often, even if it’s not available, I still type it 5 times a minute.

MonkCanatella ,

hardcore mode

averyminya ,

Why don’t those people just run an amnesiac OS like tails? Do they not trust themselves not to say up persistence?

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime , in Microsoft Edge could use a win

I really liked Edge like a year or two ago. It seems they are trying to destroy it as fast as possible.

MJBrune ,

What did they do that you didn’t like?

hglman ,

The right click menu has an entry to search what is highlighted with the default search engine next to an entry to search with bing.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Have you used it recently? They’ve gone crazy with shitty toolbars, especially on windows

Daft_ish , in Microsoft Edge could use a win

How long is Microsoft going to play this game? We don’t want your browser and we didn’t want it since Netscape. No one trusts you.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I want it

Daft_ish ,

Bizarre

fiddlesticks ,
@fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Username checks out

Nobsi ,
@Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

I want it. I use it.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Team edge!

Phen ,

For as long as they want. What we want doesn’t matter. They are a very large company, so what they want is above what we want.

Daft_ish ,

Obviously

Honytawk ,

And this mentality is exactly why they keep shoving it down our throats.

People should stop equating Edge to Internet Explorer. It isn’t the same browser, it has a lot less problems, it is quite a lot faster, it it compatible with anything.

Edge shouldn’t have the stigma of Internet Explorer. It is a very decent modern browser.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E , in A fun simple game

So they posted that screenshot before even trying to run it on some useless file to see it works… Internet points are surely a drug

words_number , in Microsoft Edge could use a win

Edge is pretty good…

…for downloading Firefox.

I wouldn’t even use a proprietary browser if they’d pay me for it. Let alone a chromium based one.

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

You don’t even need a browser

winget install Mozilla.Firefox

CeeBee ,

That’s a weird way to write apt install firefox

provisional ,

Who needs to sudo apt install firefox when it already comes preinstalled on most distros?

Gingernate ,

where my zypper fam at?

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s an usual way to write snap install firefox

words_number ,

No!

apt: ok

pacman: ok

flatpak: ok

appimage: ok

built stuff from source: ok

snap: over my dead body

Morphit ,
@Morphit@feddit.uk avatar
words_number ,

True, I missed that winget is now preinstalled with newer windows versions. I don’t use windows a lot though, especially not for browsing the web.

TheKingBee , in Microsoft Edge could use a win
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

Bing chat has saved edge and bing search for me, it just works. I ask it a random question, like how many spiders you’d have to eat to have eaten a pound of them and it just tells me and shows the work. I don’t need to look up how much a spider weights and then do math myself, it just does it.

Firefox is still my main browser, but I’ll open edge to ask dumb questions and I have a lot of stupid questions and it has answers without me needing to dig through bullshit to find what I need.

Amuck7157 ,

Get the extension that enables bing chat for Firefox

1847953620 ,

Sounds like a great way to get a wrong answer

Pamasich ,
@Pamasich@kbin.social avatar

The great thing about Bing Chat compared to other chatbots is that it sources its claims. I always check the sources before trusting it.

1847953620 ,

Sounds like a regular search with extra steps

Pamasich ,
@Pamasich@kbin.social avatar

With regular search, I have to look through all kinds of results before I find something, and often I have to adjust my search parameters until the search engine even understands what I'm looking for.

The AI still needs me to actually confirm what it's saying, but that's checking 1-3 links, not entire search result pages.

It's also just waaaaay easier to talk to my search engine in natural language than keywords imo. I never know what keywords get me to my intended destination, I guess the difference is less big for people that do.

TheKingBee ,
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

It shows it’s work, you can follow it’s citations to ensure it’s not complete bullshit.

Also no seriously these are dumb questions, I was watching Fraiser the other day and it implied his ratings were in the millions, and I asked bing if that was even possible considering he was on AM radio in the 90s (it’s not), but even if it was completely wrong it literally doesn’t matter…

Rodeo ,

You really should reconsider your priorities if stupid questions like that are what causing you to stay with edge.

“Hmm do I need privacy, or do I need to know how many spiders are in a pound?”

jaschen , in Microsoft Edge could use a win

This joke was funny when Chrome was superior, but now Edge is actually better.

shalafi ,

Edge is my daily driver and has been for a couple of years. Seems faster than Chrome, but maybe that’s just my perception.

I think these haters are hating because Microsoft. Or, they’re too ignorant to realize Edge is Chrome under the hood.

joneskind ,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Not sure if it really could be faster than Chrome since they share the same web renderer (chromium) but Edge is definitely better optimised than Chrome when it comes to memory usage since MS has a better understanding of how its own OS works on a lower system level.

jaschen ,

I also own a Chromebook and their Chrome browser blows on it. So ya.

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I wouldn’t have a problem with Edge if it wasn’t always running in the background, it’s quite spooky. Not to talk about when it gives me the popups to not change the browser, it is my computer and I will do what I want with it

Polar ,

Firefox always runs in the background on my PC also. I’m sure there’s a way to disable it, but by default it’s always there.

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sometimes you let some apps linger but edge is in the background from the beginning. And I’m sure you can disable an option in firefox but to get rid of edge the only option is the command line and erasing all of its files until the next update comes around

LostWon ,

There is a setting in Edge to stop it running in the background after it’s closed (it shouldn’t do that in the first place, but this is at least useful because if you don’t turn off the web links in your Start menu search results, Edge can be triggered to open by accident from there and then continue to run in the BG after you close it).

Still on Windows 10 and I haven’t noticed Edge running in the background on startup (and obviously I have it set not to do that in Windows). I’m guessing though that it’s possible it might always be on if you use Cortana? I always have Cortana off too.

w2tpmf ,

We use Edge in our company for the integration since off of our users are on 365.

On some hold outs that kept trying to cling on to Chrome, I just changed the beachball shortcut on their desktop to open Edge instead. None of them have noticed the change over a year later.

fox2263 ,

Finally someone talking sense.

jaschen ,

It’s funny how nobody talks shit about Apple.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

maybe, but they are both proprietry spyware and chromium based. firefox is better than both

Beanie ,

Mozilla isn’t exactly perfect either

docAvid ,

Then try Waterfox

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

or try librewolf.

jaschen ,

I agree. But sometimes your pages won’t load with Firefox. For you and me it’s great. We can get around it. For your parents and grandma’s, it’s a nightmare.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

ive heard of that, but ive never had that happen? stock firefox seems to load everything for me, but maybe its due to spoofing a chrome useragent, or bc i tend to avoid sites like that. librewolf with default setttings, or hardened firefox is admittedly pretty buggy for a lot of websites. i would say brave is an easy upgrade from other chromiums, for family members, but i still think stock firefox is alright for that too

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  • jaschen ,

    I’m a WEB UX designer that helps with testing new pages and Firefox sometimes doesn’t render things that all the other browsers can.

    Firefox is great for privacy but shit is buggy.

    jim_stark ,

    Edge is stuff tacked on Chromium. How can it be better?!

    melooone ,

    Isn’t chrome also based on chromium? I would argue they are equally bad, because both are proprietary.

    heftig ,
    @heftig@beehaw.org avatar

    When I see the current version of Edge I’m reminded of those bloatware-packed OEM Windows preinstalls adding useless toolbars to Internet Explorer, except this time it’s a sidebar.

    I’m disappointed, and when asked by people I recommend replacing Edge. Preferably with Firefox, but even Chrome is better.

    jaschen ,

    It’s like saying Mac OS is just a Linux distro. It’s similar but actually pretty different when it comes to how it manages its memory.

    gilbert31 , in Microsoft Edge could use a win

    Firefox FTW.

    tautalas ,
    @tautalas@lemmy.world avatar

    How it’s on android? Have they added back extensions?

    UntouchedWagons ,
    @UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

    Yes there’s extensions.

    KeenFlame ,

    There’s dozens!

    But yeah, the important ones exist though and I haven’t found a better option

    random8847 ,

    Had they ever removed extentions?

    Tlaloc_Temporal ,

    Android extensions work, even on ancient versions. Not all extensions of course, but the important ones.

    shym3q ,
    @shym3q@programming.dev avatar

    the most useful extensions for android firefox - ublock origin, there is already (and many more). Also, mozilla is working on bringing all desktop add-ons to mobile and everyone can contribute.

    blog.mozilla.org/…/test-firefox-android-extension…

    blog.mozilla.org/…/expanded-extension-support-in-…

    Karius ,

    The Mull version of Firefox has always had extension support, never even knew the official version had even removed it. Mull is otherwise identical with some hardening against tracking and removed telemetry. I’ve also never had issues with sites breaking which can be otherwise common with hardening

    lemmesay ,
    @lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    pretty awesome, especially with extensions. I use it everyday.
    In fact, I have two firefoxes. one of them reserved for slack as I don’t want to download the app and slack detects that I’m using desktop mode on android(on chromium-based browsers). but Firefox’s(with chameleon) spoofing saves my device from one of the worst proprietary applications.

    mp3 ,
    @mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

    In beta it does, Stable should get access to the entire addons list around December IIRC

    Of course addons that weren’t updated with mobility in mind might not work as well.

    Sasori323 , in Microsoft Edge could use a win

    Idk, I really like Edge. It just has bad reputation due to Internet Explorer… It is actually very good imo.

    MiddledAgedGuy ,

    It depends on what circles you’re in I suppose. But I suspect you’re right for most people that dislike it. For some of us it’s the Chromium engine it runs on, and/or the company it comes from.

    Edit: So more ideological reasons. I imagine the browser itself works fine.

    Sasori323 ,

    Yeah you’re right. I can see and I respect people’s reasons for not wanting to use windows / Microsoft products.

    I just wanted to point out this as I think many people still consider edge as a bad browser. At least in my experience it works really well and I personally like the style it has and overall the “windows 11 aesthetic” Microsoft is choosing for their products.

    doctorcrimson , in Microsoft Edge could use a win

    I use Edge whenever something needs to stream on a Windows PC, unlike other Chromium builds it is capable of hardware acceleration and therefor 4k streaming. Whenever you watch 4k on Google Chrome it isn’t really that high quality.

    wildturbofan ,

    Its not hardware acceleration, it’s DRM.

    doctorcrimson ,

    You can add as much context and nuance as you want but at the end of the day the hardware usage is locked behind a door that Edge has the key to and Chrome doesn’t.

    TheFriendlyArtificer ,

    Except that you are literally saying that Chrome/Firefox doesn’t have the ability to stream HD when, in fact, they are. It’s just the shitty antics of one of the sleaziest companies in existence.

    doctorcrimson ,

    They are on higher end machines, but they don’t have the same capabilities of Edge on Windows. If it were Chromium on some other OS then they would probably be functionally equivalent.

    termus ,
    @termus@beehaw.org avatar

    As much as I hate Edge and Chrome, ,my 5.1 surround sound doesn’t work in Firefox. So if I want to watch something in surround on Youtube I have to switch to Edge. Then the nagging starts.

    sudo , in They Need To Stop Doing This

    Customer: Why is there so much latency over my tunnel from us-east to us-west?

    Me: checks latency seems pretty normal, what’s the issue?

    Customer: The latency is too much. Why is it not as fast as us-east-1 to us-east-2?

    Me: They are near each other. Us-West is across the entire United States

    Customer: Make faster

    Me: This is the speed of light. And over copper it’s about 2/3 that

    Customer: hmm are you sure that’s as fast as it can go?

    Me: Well, unless we change the laws of physics your not going to get any better latency

    brygphilomena ,

    Customer: So… can we do that? Change the laws of physics? What congressman do we need to email?

    orbitz ,

    That’s cause they always have money in the lobbying budget to fix things.

    stratoscaster ,

    Then you find out the real reason they need faster latency is because they’re pinging the server for new data every 1ms

    sloppy_diffuser ,

    For the low price of billions and a decade of work they could build out hollow core fiber coast to coast to get the last 1/3 c.

    affiliate ,

    that would really help with playing video games

    spez ,

    What’s hollow core fibre.

    sloppy_diffuser ,

    Its a type of fiber optic cable where the center of the cable is literally hollow. Normal fiber uses a glass core. Light passing through glass also travels about 2/3 the speed of the light since the speed of light is only constant in an empty vacuum. With hollow core, light is no longer passing through glass so its speed is much closer to the actual speed of light.

    mindbleach ,

    … wait, how does that work? Total internal reflection happens at the boundary to a lower index of refraction.

    sloppy_diffuser ,

    I don’t know the physics well enough, but here is some general information.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photonic-crystal_fiber

    www.rp-photonics.com/hollow_core_fibers.html

    High Group Velocity, Low Latency Signal Transmission

    The group velocity of guided light is usually close to the vacuum velocity of light. This implies substantially lower latency for signal transmission through hollow-core fibers.

    Croquette ,

    My dumb person guess is that it needs to be in a perfectly straight line.

    There’s probably more to it.

    sloppy_diffuser ,

    Looks like it comes in spools.

    www.ixblue.com/store/ixf-hcf-10-100-950/

    I don’t know the physics of it. I posted some info for the parent you responded to. My understanding is the applied physics is different from traditional fiber.

    The main physical principle behind propagation of light in conventional optical fibers is total internal reflection (TIR). However, engineering of optical materials with features on the scale of the wavelength of light offers many new possibilities for manipulating light. In particular, some microstructured fibres make it possible to guide light by a mechanism different from total internal reflection. In these fibres, light is trapped in the core by an out-of-plane band-gap, which appears over a range of axial wavevectors and prevents propagation of light in the microstructured cladding [Cregan (1999)], allowing guided modes to form in the central hollow core.

    mpl.mpg.de/research-at-mpl/…/hollow-core-pcf

    Cort ,

    How do you get internal reflectance with a hollow core?

    AffineConnection ,

    You can’t have total internal reflection within a hollow core, but that’s not how they function.

    Cort ,

    That’s fair.

    simpleslipeagle ,

    Anytime I run into that question I tell them if I could manage FTL comms I wouldn’t be working here.

    xantoxis , (edited )

    Eh, sometimes they’re right about this one though. It’s true that a request traveling near light speed is as fast as it can possibly be, but what if it’s 17 requests? Sometimes you can fix latency by doing fewer transactions.

    edit: love a downvote with no reply. Just “No!” [stomps feet]

    Blackmist ,

    So can you give me an estimate for when you can solve that?

    chahk , in A fun simple game

    Still a better chance of success than an in-place upgrade of Win 10 to Win 11.

    elint ,

    Have you actually tried that? It just works. Win11 isnt much more than a big Win10 feature update. We’ve updated a few hundred machines across several customers and they rarely required manual intervention.

    glad_cat , in A fun simple game

    No docstring, no shebang, no main function, no raw strings, and I’m sure they don’t have unit tests with a mocked filesystem.

    Enkers ,

    Pylint is screaming right now.

    glad_cat ,

    I like …readthedocs.io/…/latest/, it’s the Nazi version.

    MNByChoice ,

    it’s the Nazi version.

    I skimmed the linked doc and they don’t:

    Reformat code, since we believe that developers should do that

    Which seems more open and forgiving than some linters. What makes them strict and inflexible?

    Or did you mean actual Nazi run the project? (I hate that this is a possibility.)

    Edit: They do say they have lots of strict rules. So, I am going that is it.

    glad_cat ,

    It’s flake8 with all the rules enabled. You get a hundred warnings even for small programs. I love it.

    darcy ,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    its 14 lines

    busydoinnothin , in A fun simple game

    I have laughed at this for too long. Good way to start the morning.

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