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douglasg14b , in How IT People See Each Other
@douglasg14b@programming.dev avatar

The designers as seen by designers is so right.

Nothing they come up with can be wrong, it’s all innovative!!

vlad76 , in Songs about Vim
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nano ftw

kautau ,

And micro for the future

Kusimulkku ,

I’m too used to nano, switching for micro for a while I was constantly using nano key combos and making a mess of things.

Stockholm syndrome from key combos lol

kautau ,

Makes sense, though you can rebind shortcuts in micro

github.com/zyedidia/micro/blob/…/keybindings.md

Kusimulkku ,

It would just be a bit funny since sensible keybindings was one of the reasons I originally switched. Turns out I had already used nano too long for me to actually want that feature hah.

kautau ,

Haha very true, if micro was the default, many people coming from common GUI apps would be like “okay, ctrl z to undo” and “ctrl s to save” “wow, it actually worked”

Kusimulkku ,

Absolutely. It would make sense as the default instead of nano (or vim of all things). Would help those who are just starting with Linux.

kautau ,

Def! I sort of wish the RFC committee would push standards for smart cross-platform shortcuts. Of course people with muscle memory in a different standard should be able to change for their usage, but even GUI apps like vscode, sublime text, IntelliJ, etc could benefit from standardization there

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Nano has supported Ctrl+S to save for a while.

kautau ,

True, but one keyboard shortcut doesn’t make for an easy transition. Unless nano is has implemented or is planning on implementing on ctrl o,z,f,y,q etc

Kerb , in Songs about Vim
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

:killall -9 vim

LinearArray , in Songs about Vim
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

Someone finally exited vim

Rai , in After all, Why shouldn't i use Excel as my database?

That is super funny!

I checked on Apple Music and it’s showing normal titles as well.

Dehydrated , in Songs about Vim

I have a few more suggestions:

  • JACKBOYS - WHAT TO DO?
  • Travis Scott - LOST FOREVER
  • Travis Scott - Impossible
Zozano , in Touch a file in Linux
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

images-2

Same energy as Joan Cornella’s comics

Schorsch ,

'Murica!

hellfire103 , in After all, Why shouldn't i use Excel as my database?

That’s hilarious XD

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in Songs about Vim

The Bad Religion album No Control is entirely about their hate of emacs

Linkerbaan , in Songs about Vim
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Pull the plug - Death

Simon , (edited ) in Songs about Vim

Funny story. After you start you can’t go back. What is a nano?

Edit: If ctrl-z doesn’t get you out of vim you need to install another terminal or more likely just ditch your distro altogether.

autokludge , in Songs about Vim
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Why do you want to exit? Just :terminal

chraebsli OP ,
@chraebsli@programming.dev avatar

RIP to people who never shutdown or restart their PCs

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , in Songs about Vim
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

It’s really not that hard v.v Caring to learn all’ the shenans, that’s the hard part. Same goes for Emacs. Archaic interfaces for the sake of archaism or “cool cred,” I say 🤷

Edit: Also haha the joke is funny :P

Kissaki , in MySQL moment

Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes

drkt ,
@drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100

MonkderZweite ,

ca. 150’000’000’0000 CPU cycles.

Downcount ,

Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

owen ,

Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it’s a food stand! Absurd!

RustyNova ,

Not queries, programs. They have pid

Downcount ,

Shoot, you are right wrong. They are processes.

RustyNova ,

Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent

Downcount ,

The thing is, at first I actually, responded with “you are right”. See, humans make errors. Also, this isn’t a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)

brisk ,
Finalsolo963 ,

🏳️‍⚧️

HowManyNimons ,

Also rings don’t make you invisible.

RustyNova ,

Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn’t cancel the request

devfuuu ,

If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?

Delta_V ,

The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.

Fridgeratr ,

Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up

crispy_kilt , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?

Simon ,

Because even in those companies many of the ‘computer people’ are not software developers. Tech workers is a catch all term for most people at those companies.

crispy_kilt ,

But the term isn’t used for technology outside of software companies, for example, mechanical and electrical engineering

Simon ,

There’s tech companies that don’t work with software

crispy_kilt ,

Such as?

Simon ,

Anything hardware related that doesn’t program in-house, by definition.

Nath ,
@Nath@aussie.zone avatar

Tech is short-hand for technology.
So, technology companies and technology workers.

emberwit ,

But the question was why

crispy_kilt ,

Thanks for responding but that wasn’t the question

Machinists / mechanical engineering are technology workers, so are civil engineers, electrical engineers, etc, but only software gets called “tech”

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