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FrostyCaveman , in Kubernetes dev moment

That’s how I spent most of last year…

agressivelyPassive ,

It’s how I will spend most of this year. That is, the few minutes I’m not on the phone.

ThePyroPython , in Brainfuck is the sixth circle

So is there a 9th circle? Would that be a programming language where the only way to compile would be to speak op-codes out loud in the correct sequence & cadence into a microphone?

frauddogg ,
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

High Ceremonial Programming(k)

force ,

oh my god don’t give them any ideas for tonal programming languages

Natanael ,

Too late, take a look at teletext and RDS for radio, and also literally the very first cable free TV remote controls

mindbleach ,

A bunch of rocks.

neutron ,

There’s a conlang introducing phonemic hats, so why the hell not?

MrSpArkle , in Kubernetes dev moment

It’s ok, someone will just swing through the window and save you from the complexity and dread of YAML with the gracefulness of pulumi and jsonnet.

zinderic ,

Right. Why should someone write 10 lines of yaml when they can program 20 lines of Go? Or python. Or assembly for a risc cpu because it just feels so friendly with that nice instruction set.

IsoKiero , in Tattoo Idea

127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0

camr_on ,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

Why the fuck did I click this

lud ,

Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don’t ever go to 127.0.0.1

lseif ,

you have tls on your local network?

lud ,

Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.

lseif ,

malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious…

N0tTheBees ,
@N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.

pete_the_cat , in programmer job in a nutshell

I’ve straight up ripped code from StackOverflow that worked… But I had no idea why or how it worked 😂 I taught myself Go and I’m decent at it, one of my coworkers was a former professional programmer who knew C and could fumble his way through Go. I later told him I had no idea what some of the code did because I did the old copy and paste and he just said “I knew you did” 😂

perviouslyiner , (edited )

When someone copies from stack overflow, a reviewer’s first question should be “did you copy the question or the answer?”

KISSmyOS , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

My friends call me “Please fix my printer”.

0x0 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

Brkdncr , (edited ) in Tattoo Idea

This is funny to programmers but it’s dumb to network admins.

thisisnotgoingwell ,

I guess let people have their fun, but I agree. Class C space is pretty insignificant

neutron , in After all, Why shouldn't i use Excel as my database?

This is why I dread working with anything ‘too consumer friendly’.

Wasn’t it a few years ago that scientists working on human genes renamed something because excel was chaging it every time?

zagaberoo ,

Yep, 2020

MurdoMaclachlan , in It gets better the longer it runs
@MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world avatar

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</span><span style="color:#323232;">test no.99992: passed
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raspberry_confetti ,
@raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works avatar

good human

FlightyPenguin , in Tattoo Idea
@FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world avatar

Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don’t think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don’t follow his route.

MagicShel ,

I don’t mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.

fluxion ,

Just cuz you’re all NAT’d up doesn’t mean you’ll be left alone.

hakunawazo ,

Switch back before it’s too late.

friend_of_satan , (edited )

He has already chosen the route he wants his life to take. There was no turning back once he passed through that gateway.

kryptonianCodeMonkey , in Tattoo Idea

Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic “LOVE HATE” tat.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Or just a big


<span style="color:#323232;">::1
</span>

on your hand

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

On your chest. Much more macho.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Get it as a throat tattoo or get out

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.

nxdefiant ,

DEAD BEEF

ryannathans , in Tattoo Idea

Now do ipv6

JustUseMint ,

I don’t have enough fingers

FlightyPenguin ,
@FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world avatar

You gotta use colons. Then it’s pretty easy.

ryannathans ,

Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon

Scoopta , in Tattoo Idea
@Scoopta@programming.dev avatar

This is gross. Needs IPv6

QuaternionsRock ,

IPv8 tattoo

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/80f3a882-410b-4dc1-9ed7-c9b6da68d82e.jpeg

swab148 , in Songs about Vim
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Just because this is a vim meme, does anyone know how to copy text from one instance of vim to the other?

Traister101 ,

Instance of Vim? Swap buffers fool

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Would this work if one of those instances was in a VM?

embed_me , (edited )
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

You can yank text to system clipboard buffer ie +. Then paste (put) from the clipboard to any other vim process.

Keep in mind you should have clipboard support in your vim. If you’re on ubuntu, install vim-gtk and you should be good

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I’m on Debian, but my VM is an Ubuntu server, so that should work!

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Copy the text to a local clipboard, then paste it into your terminal in the other instance

IDK I only use vim over ssh

Mohaim ,

Install xclip then press "+y (double-quote plus-sign y) to yank to system clipboard then "+p to put from sys clipboard

docAvid ,

Just use a single instance of Emacs to edit everything everywhere all at once. You can even use vim keybindings if you have no taste.

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Emacs is more for devs though, yeah? I’m just a lowly sysadmin in training.

docAvid ,

I think Vim is more popular with sysadmins because, historically, you could count on Vi or Vim being available on just about any server you had to do some work on, while Emacs might not be. That’s still probably somewhat true, although in the world of clouds, containers, and source-controlled, reproducible configuration, it’s probably less common to edit files in place on a server.

However, with Emacs tramp, you can edit files just about anywhere you can access, by any means, even if there is no editor installed there at all, using your local Emacs, with all your accustomed configuration. Like popping open a file inside a container running on a remote server by ssh, something I’ve done a lot of lately, debugging services running on AWS ECS.

theFibonacciEffect ,

I think you can just use y and p

MashedTech ,

Fuck it, use neovim and copy to the system clipboard.

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