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bappity , in ifn't
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

cap () {

}
nocap () {

}

runner_g ,

nocap(frfr){

}

fnmain , in Imagine

Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)

fnmain ,
textik , in WDYM your terminal isn't a test suite?

Don’t fucking do this in zsh, it does NOT do the same thing that it does in bash.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

What does it do? 😳

superbirra ,

the same :)

sabreW4K3 OP ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

Hahahaha

luciole , in The Perfect Solution
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

I can’t even

taanegl , in ifn't

I’m just hoping this paves the way to code with Southern dialect


<span style="color:#323232;">iffun is == true
</span><span style="color:#323232;">iffun ain't == false
</span>
timetravel ,

May I introduce you to the joys of and creating your own horrible sub language

frezik ,

That reminds me of an old paper about how to create a compilable C program out of old game ROMs. Decompile to assembly. Implement a bunch of #define statements that implement all the ASM statements. Now compile it to a native binary on whatever platform.

Won’t likely be faster or more accurate than regular emulation methods, but it’s a neat idea considering that the source code on all this stuff was lost a long time ago.

luciole , in ifn't
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

I shan’t!

andrew , (edited ) in WDYM your terminal isn't a test suite?
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I legitimately back up my history file. Mostly because it likes to truncate itself randomly (though this may have been fixed in zsh, or my config, because it’s been a while). Just a systemd timer that triggers a shell script to copy it by date and rotate anything older than 100 copies.

Edit: WHY DID I SAY ANYTHING? After like 3 months of no problems, my history truncated itself to 3 entries a few minutes ago. I’ve only ever seen a few days of loss before that lol.

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried Atuin? It’s amazing.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I did try it for a bit. IIRC it slowed me down more than I cared for. Maybe worth trying again, though.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

Haha, my bad!

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Fortunately I have my hourly backups! 😅

caseyweederman ,

I’m annoyed when my thirteen bash instances don’t share history, but I’d probably be a lot more annoyed if they did.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

That’s one thing I like about zsh, or my config at least, because I use i3 and therefore tend to open lots of shells. History is mostly local until I hit return twice (two empty prompts) at which point I can get history from other sessions. It’s stuck more global at that point though aside from future history.

caseyweederman ,

Ooh. I like that. I’m gonna try that, thanks.

sneaky_hecker , in DO NOT MERGE
@sneaky_hecker@lemmy.world avatar

Even if it was merged I’d be more concerned how on earth you have infinite Firefox tabs open

lone_faerie ,

It’s when you have more than 99 tabs open

DreadPotato ,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

What kind of psychopath has that many tabs open!?

CrypticCoffee ,

I take personal offense to that. How do you not?

Kusimulkku ,

I close all the tabs regularly. Bookmark for those that I need to save for longer than one session

DreadPotato , (edited )
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

I bookmark stuff I need at a later time, or will need again, and read the stuff I want to read now and close the tab when I’m done.

Daeraxa ,

I got to that once, on mobile I’ve never worked out the rule for when FF opens a new tab vs opening a site in your current tab. They just kind of silently accumulate.

DreadPotato ,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah it’s a bit weird with FF, I just purge open tabs for unnecessary tabs daily.

loutr ,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s a setting to auto-close tabs after a certain amount of time.

DreadPotato ,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

I like to be in control of what gets closed and when, so nothing gets closed before I bookmark it if need it.

mexicancartel ,

“Oh no! What if I need it later”

~ me, more than 99 times

leds OP ,

Yeah that’s the problem I have, started while ago. It opens a new tab instead switching to existing tab.

poplargrove ,

I keep tabs open as a sort of “read page later” list. I never seem to get to reading them though.

DreadPotato ,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

So do I, for a few days. If I haven’t read it by then, I’ll either bookmark for later or just close. I pretty much never have more than 10-15 active tabs ever.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

As we know, scientists have not yet discovered any numbers past 99

0x0 , in ifn't

I propose a new, more threatening kind of control flow.


<span style="color:#323232;">do {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  /* something */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} or else {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  /* you don't want to find out */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
Strawberry ,

this is just a menacing try/catch!

gex ,

Some C++ style guides suggest the following naming convention for functions that crash on any error


<span style="color:#323232;">OpenFileOrDie()
</span>
xmunk ,

PHP has the always wonderful (and perfectly functional) syntax of

logUserIn() or die();

msage ,

Or Perl

evatronic ,

Where do you think PHP stole it from?

msage ,

Bash?

frezik , (edited )

Perl also has unless() for the very purpose in OP, which is a more sensible choice.

Oh, and if you need to reinforce your belief that Perl is a mess, the single-quote character can be used as a package separator instead of “::”. This was set in the 90s when nobody was quite sure of the right syntax for package separators, so it borrowed “::” from C++ and the single quote from Ada (I think).

That means the ifn’t() in OP can be interpreted as calling the t() function on the ifn package.

The “::” separator is vastly preferred, though. Single quotes run havoc on syntax highlighting text editors (since they can also be used for strings). About the only time I’ve seen it used is a joke module, Acme::don’t.

MonkderZweite ,

I mean, it makes sense to call ComplainToErrorAndExit just ‘die’, no?

Kissaki ,

Personally, I like to call catched exception variables up, so for a rethrow I can throw up;.

TwilightKiddy ,

Except rethrowing an exception in C# is just throw;, anything else is a crime against the person who reads your stacktraces.

Vorthas ,
@Vorthas@programming.dev avatar

One of the modules in a project I’m working on is called VulkanOrDie which always makes me crack up when I see it in the compilation messages.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

It’s funnier when you try to SysCallAndDie() :-P

(that’s a real thing in perl btw - I guess that function didn’t get the memo)

yum13241 ,

Now what about GZDoom’s GoAwayAndDie();?

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

You just made me a offer I can’t refuse. I go now to sleep with the fishes…

Mesa ,
@Mesa@programming.dev avatar

The better try-catch. More intuitive if you ask me.

moody ,

It_would_be_a_shame_if(condition)

rothaine ,

<span style="color:#323232;">do {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  /* something */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} do hast {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  /* something */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
0x0 ,

<span style="color:#323232;">do {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  /* something */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} do hast {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  /* something */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} do hast mich {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  /* something */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
jadelord ,

It exists, kind of. Python has this construct


<span style="color:#323232;">for item in iterable:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    ...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">else:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">     ...
</span>

which always puzzles me, since it depends on a break statement execution. I always have to look it up when the else block is executed.

tiredofsametab , in ifn't

die unless $keyword == "unless";

DieguiTux8623 ,

I personally have a gut feeling of rejection for every language having the unless keyword. This is why I hardly know any PERL and Ruby for example.

I have mixed feelings towards Kotlin’s takeUnless scope function (I nearly always use takeIf with a negated predicate) because my mind forgets the unless version exists.

devfuuu ,

For me I don’t know if it’s because I’m not english native, but reading and understanding code using unless or similar negated boolean operators makes my mind stop computing amd becomes very hard to read.

lordmauve , in ifn't

Python already has this.

superfes , in Sometimes things do go your way

This has happened to me once, in 20 years of development.

That’s pretty good.

cornshark , in DO NOT MERGE

Heh, a funny collision of terms.

The green Merged means that the pull request was submitted into the branch.

The DO NOT MERGE text is an instruction for automerger. Android is developed in a truly startling amount of related git branches. Automerger is the tool that propagates commits back and forth to make sure pull requests get to all flavours, versions and devices.

DO NOT MERGE tells Automerger not to propagate that pull request to newer versions of Android, i.e. it’s a fix for the currently released version that’s not relevant to the next development version of Android for whatever reason.

Also seen, although more rarely, is DO NOT MERGE ANYWHERE which tells Automerger not to propagate the pull request to any other branch other than where it was originally submitted, including branches for related products on the same version of Android.

leds OP ,

Interesting, thanks for explaining. Like someone else was saying it is already in AOSP not introduced in lineage which makes sense since it is just a cherrypick

CodeMonkey ,

Out of curiosity, any idea what automerger they use? I have always been on the lookout for one for hobby projects.

fckreddit , in Sometimes things do go your way

And then you wake up.

Michal , in Sometimes things do go your way

And the library update isn’t published for 6 months

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