There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

programmer_humor

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

kamen , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

Stereotypes exists so that I can be the 5% that doesn’t fall into them.

Two monitors but a solid case side panel (in fact it’s a case that’s so old that at the time TG side panels were not common). If I could be at liberty to choose parts purely based on looks, I’d go with something black, minimalistic and with no RGB.

boonhet ,

Huge fan of the non-TG Fractal Design R series cases for your use case. Pretty, but minimalistic. Airflow might be a bit of an issue given that they’re noise focused cases.

kamen ,

I have the Define R5 right now and it’s mostly good, but it’s choking a bit. I was thinking of getting a Torrent because of the airflow. Even with the TG I think it looks good, could be useful for shoving an info display or a clock inside, moreover a solid side panel doesn’t make as much sense when it’s not dampened (and this is an airflow-focused case).

AeonFelis , in Rebase Supremacy

I like rebase, it’s everyone else that hate it when I rebase main twice a day.

some_guy , in Life Hack

I laughed a lot at this.

Muffi , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

Guys, I think age is making us boring. I also personally prefer black rectangles and soft neutral lights, but I think we’re the bories.

ephemeral_gibbon ,

And brown poop fans

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar
frickineh ,

Look, if Noctua is going to charge me 10 whole dollars extra for the exact same fan in black, I’m getting the poop brown.

olutukko ,

I’m not even that old, born in 2000, but I have never enjoyed the rgb bullshit on computers. I even specifially got my keyboard without backlight so I could have a wirelles one with decent battery life

KillingTimeItself ,

most backlit keyboards let you disable the lighting, and have fairly legible legends without to begin with.

Or you can just touch type like me. Thats what i do with my wireless keyb, i have the backlight if i need it though.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Bring back beige boxes!

smeg ,

I could go for that pale grey which slowly turns yellow, I think the material is called Nintendium

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

I’m also oldish. But man, I freaking love lights. Of all kinds. I just love making shit out of lights or doing weird things. LEDs and neopixels are amazing. I have permanently installed lights on the house, and entire (small) room in the house dedicated for a honelab with RGB everywhere. It’s cool as shit (to me).

But not on my work systems. That would be really annoying. Soft lights and elegant design for me.

Croquette ,

To me, RGB is like a cheap car with a bad paint job and too many neon. If I could put my computer in a closet, I would.

KillingTimeItself ,

just wait until you rice your distro, then you become a middle aged father who lusts after vintage cars.

EpeeGnome ,

I work at a small computer shop and I love putting all those RGB lights in for people. Especially when I can do a full aRGB setup with a SignalRGB layout so patterns can move across the whole machine. For my own computer the only lights are the tiny power and hard drive activity lights, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. RGB lights belong only in other people’s computers.

nullPointer , in Rebase Supremacy

do it often. you may end up with 150 conflicts to have to wade through.

johannesvanderwhales , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

The watermark over the watermark on this…for that extra shitposty goodness.

passepartout , in Rebase Supremacy

I like the idea of it and there were times i used it correctly, but most of the time i do it wrong i guess.

ArmokGoB , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

I have a Dell laptop. That probably explains why I’m such a shitty programmer.

onlinepersona , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

What’s the point of RGB lights on computers? Does it somehow increase performance or something?

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Darkblue ,

Okay, I’ll bite:

Why are you putting a by-nc-sa 4.0 copyright disclaimer in your posts? Does that actually limit/grant anything?

Serious question, I don’t understand.

onlinepersona ,

It’s just for AI training. Opensource AI = good and allowed, commercial, closed source AI = bad.

I could look into poisoning their training set, but am too lazy atm. Maybe another time. Spoilers might come in handy for that. Maybe a spoiler like below would come in handy for now?

Anti Commercial AICC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Darkblue ,

Ah, I see. Thanks for taking the time to explain!

The spoiler could be handy if people keep asking you questions like I did.

Axolotl ,

If you have a small child you can distract it with the pretty lights while you are gaming. Or at least thats what I am told.

onlinepersona ,

Don’t want them sticking their finger in the fans though 😄

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

My case has RGB fans. Not because I wanted them, but because I wanted a PC between Covid lockdowns, had to pick from a small selection and RGB fans cost less than regular ones.

onlinepersona ,

Interesting 🤔 More material has to be used for the LEDs, so I don’t understand why it’s cheaper.

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

My LED ones were Corsair too, and non LED alternatives were lesser known brands.

metaldream ,

If it’s Corsair then they probably want to incentivize you installing their malware.

uid0gid0 , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

We are just carrying on the tradition of das blinkenlights

ohlaph ,

I thought that would lead me to a das keyboard.

mexicancartel , in It's always semicolon, God damnit.......

Binds enter key with ; and remove semicolons manually after braces{

fluxion ,

Writes custom parser in python to automate removing semicolons after braces. Figures out a preprocessing hook to execute it automatically from java compiler. Starts extending it for other things. Misses deadline. Extends it for more things. Gets fired. Ends up with a full python -> java compiler. Posts project on github. Gets made fun of.

jaybone ,

I will not make fun of you pal.

MrScottyTay , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

Yeah I hate that it seems now you have to pay a premium to NOT have RGB

I stray away from it as much as possible

Scrath ,

Can’t you just turn it off?

guiguinofake ,

My RAM goes back to unicorn puke each time I turn my computer on.

MonkderDritte ,

With some proprietary crashware that runs only on Windows drivers and with 7 background services, yes.

metaldream ,

OpenRGB is worth checking out if you haven’t already

MonkderDritte ,

Most GPU’s don’t even come without blinking lights anymore.

Hamartia ,

Potty mouth.

1boiledpotato , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

That’s a gamer, not a software engineer

ZeroCool ,

I mean, I do have RGB lights but it’s not because I’m a software engineer. I’m just a dork.

Gork ,

I specifically built my computer to have as much RGB as possible. Also because I’m a dork.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

I am a software engineer and I also have a PC with RGB vomit. But not because I’m a software engineer. Because I’m also a dork, and the icy blue color keeps my cpu cold.

BassTurd ,

I switch to red when I’m gaming for the extra power.

Shareni ,

FOUND EM ORKY BOYZ!!!

Kedly ,

Dey sed POWAH, naht SPEED

Shareni ,

KOMPUTER POWA IZ TO GO FASTA! ZOGGIN GROTZ TRYIN TO TINK…

Restaldt ,

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

BassTurd ,

It makes sense to target your colors for granular performance increases in different areas.

JohnEdwa ,
ZeroCool ,

Lol thank you for making that, I had that meme in mind while I was writing that reply.

spongebue ,

Yeah, as a software engineer I have 3 monitors if you include the one built into my laptop

SpaceNoodle ,

I have 4 if you count the TV in my lounge I can connect to via AirPlay.

EliasChao ,

What about my phone’s display, does that count as well?

jadero ,

Why not? The last decade before semi-retirement I had all the different ways to get in touch with me restricted to my phone. My work computer had no email client, no messengers, nothing. I even helped lead the charge to eliminate desk phones.

That little display may have been the single greatest priductivity booster ever. It stayed on a shelf across the room on do not disturb. The only people allowed past the DnD were my wife and my son. If there really was a work emergency, a manager or coworker knew where to find me to tap me on the shoulder.

BorgDrone ,

I’m a software engineer and while I do have 2 monitors I have absolutely no RGB anything. Just a nice clean setup. My main monitor is on a wall-mounted arm so it appears to just float above my desk. My MacBook is hidden behind the other monitor, which is in portrait and on an arm so it floats just above my desk. Wireless mouse and keyboard (magic mouse and magic keyboard with numeric, both in black/aluminium), no visible wires. One single thunderbolt cable to connect my MacBook to a dock that’s hidden below my desk, which hooks up to my monitors, ethernet, amplifier, etc.

tsonfeir , in Daylight saving creator left the chat....
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

UTC is the only time.

uis ,

No, it’s not.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Elaborate.

uis ,

TAI

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

A lot can happen in 37 seconds.

neonred , in It's always semicolon, God damnit.......

Try Kotlin

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines